- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma's an antijoke

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

You know George Washington? He died.

A guy is playing cod

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Ancient Greeks rights

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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