You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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A man is walking down the street when, on the other side, he see's another man, with what appears to be an orange for a head. Unable to contain his curiosity, he approaches and enquires: "Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that you have you have an orange for a head..." "That's right" says the man with an orange for a head. "I met a magical genie one day who granted me three wishes..." "Amazing" says the first man, "Please continue". "Well, for my first wish, I wished I was incredibly rich, and that every day, I woke up in a four-poster bed full of used bank notes, and a statement with twenty zeros". "Did that happen?" askes the first man. "It did indeed", replies the man with an orange for a head. "I'm probably the richest man in the world". "Amazing!" replies the first man. "What did you wish for next?" "For my second wish, I wished to be incredibly attractive to women, and that every day, in my four poster bed full of money, when I awoke, there would be three of the most beautiful, naked women imaginable." "Wow! Did THAT happen?" "Of course! To be honest though, that gets a bit of a bind - walking around is a bit difficult these days, in fact, I'm on my way to pick up some cream." "No way, that's amazing!" says the first man. "What was your third wish?" "Well..." replies the man with an orange for a head, "For my third wish, I wished I had an orange for a head."

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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WNBA

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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Justin Bieber

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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Jewish People

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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