- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Got milk? No.

Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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