Tacos

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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women's rights.

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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I came.

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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