Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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oops

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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sweaty black guy

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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Penis jokes.

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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Communism

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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