What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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