Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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YOU IS DUM

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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