What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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balls in ya mouf

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WNBA

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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American Idol

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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No.

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