- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

knock knock Come in.

what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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