- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock Opens Door

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

Women's Basketball.

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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