A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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nice shorts.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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Go away.

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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Black people are clen.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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