why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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