American Idol

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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Thumbs this up

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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knock knock Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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