What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Women Drivers.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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Adam Sandler.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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