If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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Yeah, totally.

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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Swag.

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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Google Doodles

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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Women's rights.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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