What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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Thumbs this up

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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