- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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