- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

How Long is a Chinese man.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

your mother is so lesbian

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

WNBA

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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