- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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