- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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but there is a road to the super market

Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

As a wise man once told me... "natives."

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

Jokes are funny.

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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