What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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dead babies

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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WNBA

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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Anti Joke

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