A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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