What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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I came.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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Gadaffi

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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