Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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you just lost the game!

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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French people

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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