What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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Brittney Spears

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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