What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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My mom just died....

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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Black people

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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A Banana wrote this...

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This is not Will Smith.

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Obamacare!

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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Jake Bowar

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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Ha

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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