How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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I don't get it

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Penis jokes.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Anti Joke

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