Get in the van

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Got milk? No.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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