What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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no u

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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WNBA

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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