Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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