- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

A man walks into a bar.

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

Canada's army

Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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