Anti jokes.

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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Penis jokes.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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Gadaffi

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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