The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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oops

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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Anti jokes.

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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