whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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Anti Joke

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