How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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Why was the asian guy's eyes slanted? Your question is a very valid one that most people often wonder, but never really ask. It's called an epicanthal fold...please, NOT "slanted eyes". Many people consider this to be a derogatory description of the descendents or those of Eastern Asia (as do I, being half Korean), but most people are unaware of this and say it anyway. I'll assume you didn't know this. :) The epicanthal fold (what we have) is something that all babies are born with, but those who may not be of Eastern Asian origin will eventually lose. The purpose of this "fold" is to protect the eyes from extreme sunlight and cold weather. Most people of the this part of Asia originated in Mongolia where the weather conditions were very cold and harsh. Also, with most of this population, you'll notice that there exists some extra padding below the eyes as well. With all that white snow and the sunlight reflecting off of it, don't you think with time our bodies would develop some sort of defense for one of our most valued senses--our sight? It makes sense, doesn't it? Also, notice, that the farther south you travel in Eastern Asia the "rounder" the eye gets (their is less evidence of the epicanthal fold), since the climate gets warmer the farther south you go. Evolution, baby. So, Eastern Asian eyes are NOT really slanted. They just appear to be. Instead they just have that extra fold above the eyes that make them appear "thinner", if you will. If you want to sound halfway intelligent, please don't use the description "slanted eyes" anymore, since this will only make you seem like somewhat of a bigot (racist). (You might say it around the wrong person one day.) Sorry, but I'm just trying to give you some good advice. I hope I helped.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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Black people

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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a black guy leaves prison

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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