How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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I am really good at math debating

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Anti Joke

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