1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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dead babies

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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no u

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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