Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

Hey what time is it. 3:15

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

Write your own

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

stuff and dogs {()}

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

Working hard or hardly working????

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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