Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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Yeah, totally.

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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Time flies like a banana.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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sweaty black guy

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Google Doodles

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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WNBA

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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Women's Rights

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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nine...eleven

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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