What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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