- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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