Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Dan O'Driscoll

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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Religion

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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Water, please.

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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