- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

guess what? chicken butt.

Tacos

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

I LIKE TURLES.

Knock knock Come in!

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

Women's rights.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

sweaty black guy

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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