How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

corey is a nipplepotomus

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

People Eating Tasty Animals

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

Knock knock! Yes?

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

A man walks into a bar.

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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