How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

corey is a nipplepotomus

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

A man walks into a bar.

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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