- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

People Eating Tasty Animals

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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