- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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A seal walks into a club.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

Working hard or hardly working????

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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