Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

you just lost the game!

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

French people

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

Ben Colbert is gay

Get in the van

Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

Water, please.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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