Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

Black people are clen.

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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