What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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