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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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