an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

Miscarriages.

American Idol

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

i wish i was a tree !

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

austins gay lolololol

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

What is brown and sticky?

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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