- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

what do you call a cup?... a cup

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

the chicken whent boomand then died

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