What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Working hard or hardly working????

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

What time is it? 12:03 AM

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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