What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

Black people are clen.

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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