A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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penis that is all

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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