Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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a black father

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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lololololololololol

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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