-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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Which one is hardest?

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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hi

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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