- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

The horse said "nay."

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

you just lost the game!

What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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