- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

Religion

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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