Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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Jewish People

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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Tacos

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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women's rights.

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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Covietz has a large penis

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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Hey Caleb.

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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