what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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Knock knock Come in!

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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Nickelback.

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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A man. That is all.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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