A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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GONNA

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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Black people are clen.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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Anti Joke

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