What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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Adam Sandler.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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Patrick is gay

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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Women's rights

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