Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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