Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

Women's rights.

sweaty black guy

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

balls in ya mouf

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Women's rights.

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