look left now look right. washing machine

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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Black people are clen.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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Penis in a box.

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Knock knock Come in!

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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