Yeah, totally.

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Google Doodles

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

WNBA

Women's Rights

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

nine...eleven

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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