You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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