your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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Obama.

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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Don't rape me!

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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Womens Rights.

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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women's rights.

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I came.

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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