What lives underground? Grandpa

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Poopsack Jones

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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