What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

Miscarriages.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

like facebook.com/john maon

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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