Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

co jo kurwa tocza?

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

who farted? umm........that guy.

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

Your doorbell is broken.

what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

Hummer.

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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