Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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Black people

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69

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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Obama.

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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