What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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i fondle myself every night....

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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I love Ciara!

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GAY PEOPLE

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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