One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

What lives underground? Grandpa

How Long is a Chinese man.

jewish people like other jewish people.

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Penis in a box.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

Don't rape me!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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