Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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