How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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A man walks into a bar.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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your mother is so lesbian

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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WNBA

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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69

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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Anti Joke

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