what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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WNBA

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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A man is walking down the street when, on the other side, he see's another man, with what appears to be an orange for a head. Unable to contain his curiosity, he approaches and enquires: "Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that you have you have an orange for a head..." "That's right" says the man with an orange for a head. "I met a magical genie one day who granted me three wishes..." "Amazing" says the first man, "Please continue". "Well, for my first wish, I wished I was incredibly rich, and that every day, I woke up in a four-poster bed full of used bank notes, and a statement with twenty zeros". "Did that happen?" askes the first man. "It did indeed", replies the man with an orange for a head. "I'm probably the richest man in the world". "Amazing!" replies the first man. "What did you wish for next?" "For my second wish, I wished to be incredibly attractive to women, and that every day, in my four poster bed full of money, when I awoke, there would be three of the most beautiful, naked women imaginable." "Wow! Did THAT happen?" "Of course! To be honest though, that gets a bit of a bind - walking around is a bit difficult these days, in fact, I'm on my way to pick up some cream." "No way, that's amazing!" says the first man. "What was your third wish?" "Well..." replies the man with an orange for a head, "For my third wish, I wished I had an orange for a head."

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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a black guy leaves prison

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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Indeed.

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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