Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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My mom's dead

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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There is a car full of black people.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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