Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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A seal walks into a club.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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ollie is a fag so are you

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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