- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

penisface

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

Knock, knock. Come in!

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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