The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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