The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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Get in the van

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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