Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

Gadaffi

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

I am really good at math debating

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

a black father

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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