What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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Josh kissing a girl

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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Time flies like a banana.

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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Someone told me about this website.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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Hey Caleb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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