The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

Women's Rights

My mom just died....

Black people

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

What time is it? 10:58

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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