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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

Mitt Romney for president.

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

Penis in a box.

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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