- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

Teen pregnancy

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

Black people are clen.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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