A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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Mmmm, donuts

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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Go away.

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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Vagina ass.

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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