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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

I like your hair

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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