Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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