How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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Women's Basketball.

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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