What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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a black guy leaves prison

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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Tacos

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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Can I touch it?

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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Don't rape me!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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