Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Penis jokes.

I don't get it

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

A man. That is all.

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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