Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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a black father

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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lololololololololol

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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like facebook.com/john maon

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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Anal cheese curds.

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i fondle myself every night....

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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