- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

look left now look right. washing machine

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

Whoa! A talking carrot!

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

jewish people like other jewish people.

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