your momma's an antijoke

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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