2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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women's lacrosse.

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a little girl gets raped

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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Women's Basketball.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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Black people are clen.

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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