Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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There once was a rich man who owned a really big mansion, he's a very organised man and likes routine, every day at 6.30pm he goes for an hour long jog. One day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his mansion is on fire and he can see a little orange man running away in the distance. But he thinks nothing of it. The man has lost a lot of money, but can still afford to move into a slighty smaller, yet still very large house. The next day he goes out for his jog and when he gets back his big house is on fire and again, he sees the little orange man running away in the distance. He thinks nothing of it, but has now lost even more money, and has to move into a regular size house. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his house is on fire and again he sees the little orange man running away in the distance. He thinks nothing of it and has lost even more money. He is really gutted by this point and now has to move into a single bedroom flat. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his flat is on fire and again he sees a little orange man running away in the distance. He still thinks nothing of it and has now lost all his money, and has to move into a cardboard box under a bridge. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his cardboard box is on fire and again he sees a little orange man running away in the distance. He is sick of this and decides to chase the little orange man. When he catches him he tackles him to the ground, turns him over and asks.. did you burn down my mansion, my big house, my average sized house, my flat, and my box? The little orange man replies no.

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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nice shorts.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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a little girl gets raped

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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