- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

Icecream

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

So a baby seal walks into a club

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

co jo kurwa tocza?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

who farted? umm........that guy.

what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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