Womens Rights.

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Fuck her

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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lol

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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Women's rights.

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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women's rights.

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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Hey Caleb.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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