how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

ollie is a fag so are you

Y2K

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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