Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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women's rights.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Anti Joke

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