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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

who farted? umm........that guy.

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

Anal cheese curds.

i fondle myself every night....

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

Bumsniffer

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

Get in the van

your momma is so old, she has heart problems

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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