Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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WNBA

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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