What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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