I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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you just lost the game!

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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knock knock Come in.

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Anal cheese curds.

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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Anti Joke

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