- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Hands women baby Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

-Knock knock -Come on in!

roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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