- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

A horse walks into a bar...n

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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