- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Obama.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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