So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What's your name? You tell me.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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Adam Sandler.

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