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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

Obama.

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

Tacos

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

Womens Rights.

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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