a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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Chuck Norris

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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Dan O'Driscoll

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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Religion

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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