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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

dead babies

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

WNBA

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

Black people are clen.

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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