What's gay and gay? Joe

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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No.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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Anti Joke

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