Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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women's lacrosse.

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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Women's rights

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Sea World Japan.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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WNBA

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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