- Anti Joke

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it