- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

A seal walks into a club.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

The glass is half an hour.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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