- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

What is brown and sticky?

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

French people

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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