- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

What color is my lamp? Brown

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

you just lost the game!

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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