Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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Don't rape me!

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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Womens Rights.

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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I came.

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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women's rights.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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shut up

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Hey Caleb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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