A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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Your Mom

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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balls in ya mouf

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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Women's rights.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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??????????????(?)/// ????????(^0^)/

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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