what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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knock knock Come in.

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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Anal cheese curds.

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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World Of Warcraft

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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