- Anti Joke

There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

look left now look right. washing machine

Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

WNBA

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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