Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

Osama Bin Laden dies.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

George W. Bush

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

I don't get it

A man. That is all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

your momma's an antijoke

nine...eleven

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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