When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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your momma's an antijoke

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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What is brown and sticky?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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