- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

Knock knock Who's there? What.

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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