- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

Women's rights

knock knock your gay

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Chuck Norris died.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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