- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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