"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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I dislike old people.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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barack osama

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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