- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris died.

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

Robin, get in the car.

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Sea World Japan.

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock Opens Door

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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