Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

French people

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

Where else? The junk yard

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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