What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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if it's friday, it must be China

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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