Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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