If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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Women's rights

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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dead babies

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memes

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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