Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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look left now look right. washing machine

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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Anti Joke

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