What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Dozer has a soul

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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