your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

the joke below me is not an anti joke

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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