- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

Black people

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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WNBA

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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