An asian walks out of math class

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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