What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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