Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Tacos

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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Women's rights.

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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Women's rights.

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