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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

Working hard or hardly working????

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People Eating Tasty Animals

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

ollie is a fag so are you

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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