whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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GONNA

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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Robin, get in the car.

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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look left now look right. washing machine

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whats gay ? you

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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