- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

Jokes are funny.

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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