What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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Rebecca Black.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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Go figure, you seemed pretty fucking scared of me back then. "autocast" hypnotic priming, anchors, you know what that is right? You for (as an example) clap your hands whenever you succeed at hypnotizing yourself while staying awake in a lucid state, then you repeat it until you one day just clap, your body remembers the whole sequence and boom it works right away. You did not think that PaulMcKenna could just touch people and have them do what he wants without even telling them what to do right? Especially not McKenna, I learned a lot from Richard Bandler, absolutely nothing from Anthony Robbins, everything I could ever want from Igor Ledochowsky, and absolutely nothing from PaulMcKenna, I went to him last, I should have skipped Both Robbins and Kenna, they use NLP and... Basically call it hypnosis.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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dead babies

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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