Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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Hey Caleb.

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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Avery has crabs.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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Penis jokes.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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An asian walks out of math class

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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