- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

the chicken whent boomand then died

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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