- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

Knock Knock "whose there?"... "me"

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Thumbs this up

your mom is so old that she farts dust.

The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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