How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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no u

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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look left now look right. washing machine

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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a black guy leaves prison

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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Tacos

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