Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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Tacos

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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