- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

As a wise man once told me... "natives."

Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

My sister has to take a dump

What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

the chicken whent boomand then died

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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