Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

No.

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

People Eating Tasty Animals

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

ollie is a fag so are you

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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