*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

No.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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