Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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What did you say? I don't know.

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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What's your name? You tell me.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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hi

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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