What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's your name? You tell me.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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womens rights!

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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memes

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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