What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

A seal walks into a club.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

ollie is a fag so are you

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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