- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

Black people

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

An asian walks out of math class

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

What is brown and smells? Poop

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