why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

There is a car full of black people.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Lets go Detroit Pistons!

Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

Adam Sandler.

whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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