Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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WNBA

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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how does peploe get around they walk

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A homeless person dies.

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World peace

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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