a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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two fish are in a tank.

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American Idol

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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