how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

So a baby seal walks into a club

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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Working hard or hardly working????

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

you just lost the game!

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

who farted? umm........that guy.

Religion

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

Your doorbell is broken.

Anti Joke

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