Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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What is brown and sticky?

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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