I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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Canada's army

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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World Of Warcraft

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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