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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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