What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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Black people are clen.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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whats gay ? you

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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