What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Knock knock Come in!

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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Avery has crabs.

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Hey Caleb.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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Penis jokes.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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An asian walks out of math class

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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