What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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A black goes to college

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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