Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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whats gay ? you

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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