jewish people like other jewish people.

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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Tacos

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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I LIKE TURLES.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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balls in ya mouf

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Windows Vista

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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