I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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Penis in a box.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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A homeless person dies.

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World peace

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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Your mum is dead

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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An asian walks out of math class

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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