A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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An asian walks out of math class

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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