Hey Caleb.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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