Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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