Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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guess what? chicken butt.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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Knock knock Come in!

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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how does peploe get around they walk

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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I LIKE TURLES.

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