What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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I love Ciara!

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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