How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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Thumbs this up

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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