i wish i was a tree !

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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What is brown and sticky?

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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knock knock Come in.

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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