- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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Knock Knock "whose there?"... "me"

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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