What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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