How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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There is a car full of black people.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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Jokes are funny.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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