- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

Women's rights

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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