Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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I LIKE TURLES.

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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Don't rape me!

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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sweaty black guy

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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Google Doodles

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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Avery has crabs.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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