How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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Fuck her

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World peace

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Penis in a box.

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Can I touch it?

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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