Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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Tacos

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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Don't rape me!

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Your Mom

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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