Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Thumbs this up

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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Hitler is my role model

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Canada's army

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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