- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

want to go home? yea

Working hard or hardly working????

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

What time is it? 12:03 AM

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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