OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

do you know what's so funny? yup

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

Black people are clen.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

How Long is a Chinese man.

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

Go away.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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