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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

two fish are in a tank.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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