Black people are clen.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

Knock knock Come in!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

Avery has crabs.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

WNBA

balls in ya mouf

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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