Miscarriages.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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People Eating Tasty Animals

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Haha

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

What flys? A fly

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

tim rafter died no one cared

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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