A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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