How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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sweaty black guy

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Black people

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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Can I touch it?

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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