A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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Jokes are funny.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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Teen pregnancy

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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