what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

Working hard or hardly working????

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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