why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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Women

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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Rebecca Black.

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Jokes are funny.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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