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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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