A van drives into a car.

. Deez nuts Ok

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

Once upon a time.

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

Your mom goes to college

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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