How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

jewish people like other jewish people.

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

I LIKE TURLES.

Tacos

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

Oh, I must be hearing things.

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