How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

Robin, get in the car.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

look left now look right. washing machine

whats gay ? you

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What do you call Obama? - the president

Whoa! A talking carrot!

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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