Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

Working hard or hardly working????

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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ollie is a fag so are you

People Eating Tasty Animals

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar.

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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