- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

want to go home? yea

Working hard or hardly working????

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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What is brown and sticky?

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

your mom is so old that she farts dust.

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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