Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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dead babies

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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WNBA

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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