What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

but there is a road to the super market

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

Lets go Detroit Pistons!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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