What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

I LIKE TURLES.

Knock knock Come in!

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

how does peploe get around they walk

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

sweaty black guy

Black people

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

Women's rights.

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Anti Joke

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