Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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French people

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Get in the van

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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