what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

Black people

sweaty black guy

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Women's rights.

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

Hey

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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