A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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but there is a road to the super market

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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What's your name? You tell me.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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