WNBA

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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