Why Did The Girl Fall Off The Swing. IDK maybe she fell asleep.

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Horse tits

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Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

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what do u get when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant a genetically disformed animal comes out who dies shortly after

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Fine then, its me Tifa, I am sorry for going against your ideology, I was trying to emulate and copy you, but yeah... Bad thing is that yeah I taught these concepts to a real shitload of people Nero, on the bright side, its not much compared to what you know. Sorry for being all rude, but thirty something? I mean I never seen your face nor even the color of your skin Mr Doctor Doom, but you always struck me as very, very old. I kinda appreciate you calling me the girl with the big red scared eyes, most people call me you know, most people never look me in the eyes, not that I really blame them.

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Why can't Tom go horse back riding? He is paralized from the neck down

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Knock knock. Who's? There Where? Right here.

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whats bonged in and looks like milk? harry after some cani

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Why was the stress line down? Because now the population is one-hundred short of yesterday.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I have amnesia so say hello to your nan when you get home

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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Haiku's can be fun But they don't always make sense Refrigerator

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So there are 2 ninjas in a dojo, The first ninja turns to the second ninja, and says something in Japanese

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Q: What does Osama Bin Laden's dead body and a sea sponge have in common? A: Nothing. One was buried in respectful accordance with Islamic law and the other is an animal of the phylum Porifera that's incapable of murdering thousands of innocent persons.

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Your mama's so fat she's going on weight-watchers to pursue a healthier lifestyle and avoid the longterm effects of obesity.

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what's funnier than Norm Mcdonald? EVERY THING

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To get the other side!

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt a black guy ate him.

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What smells worse than a skunk? A dead skunk.

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2 scrubbers walk into a room , one says " can you you smell fresh-air spray"?

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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Why does kelly keep going on about breasts ? cus shes into chicks !!!

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