A man walked into a bar...Ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall of the building and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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What did the creepy old man do to the child? Took him to baseball practice

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What's winnie the pooh's middle name? the

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How do you get a clown out of a tree? Shoot him in the head.

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What do you tell a 500 lb. Sumo wrestler who's eating your food? Stop eating my food.

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Why did Cam newton win the heisman? Wait Cam Newton won the heisman?

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He is so gay that he likes penis.

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What's the only type of wood that doesn't float? Natalie wood.

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why couldn't the Mexican get a job? because of the multiple racist jokes gave his ethnicity a bad name.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't keep a Ferrari in my garage. (????)?

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Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt a black guy ate him.

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: One leg is both the same.

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What's the worst thing to find in an empty box? Nothing,It's empty

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http://www.youtube.com/user/SWkangaroo

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Why'd jimmy drop his candy wrapper? He was brutally melested and stabbed I the eyeballs with forks and cut into pieces before he could make it to the trash can. He was then thrown into the trash can he was going to.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I have amnesia so say hello to your nan when you get home

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Q: What does Osama Bin Laden's dead body and a sea sponge have in common? A: Nothing. One was buried in respectful accordance with Islamic law and the other is an animal of the phylum Porifera that's incapable of murdering thousands of innocent persons.

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A zookeeper, a shoemaker, and a guy named Billy Jones walks into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we closed". So they left.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, cause he didn't make it till Christmas...

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Knock knock. Who's there? To get the other side!

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What is black, white and hungry? A woman with a rare skin disorder known as Vitiligo which causes discolourtion of the skins pigment in patches; who is hungry.

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Whats better than winning a gold in the special olympics? Not being a retard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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