Horse tits

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what do you a call quadriplegic man in a pile of leaves? Rustle

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Why did the elf cry? Because someone stole his shoe.

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what do u get when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant a genetically disformed animal comes out who dies shortly after

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm bored of this how about you?

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Haiku's can be fun But they don't always make sense Refrigerator

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Two muffins were in the oven. One muffin goes "whoo! It's getting hot in here!" the other muffin goes "ahhh! A talking muffin!!!"

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Why was the woman crying I kick her in the ass really really really hard... With steal toe boots... That had a spike on them... That was biped in poison... And man did she scream.

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whats bonged in and looks like milk? harry after some cani

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What smells worse than a skunk? A dead skunk.

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Your mama's so fat she's going on weight-watchers to pursue a healthier lifestyle and avoid the longterm effects of obesity.

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Fine then, its me Tifa, I am sorry for going against your ideology, I was trying to emulate and copy you, but yeah... Bad thing is that yeah I taught these concepts to a real shitload of people Nero, on the bright side, its not much compared to what you know. Sorry for being all rude, but thirty something? I mean I never seen your face nor even the color of your skin Mr Doctor Doom, but you always struck me as very, very old. I kinda appreciate you calling me the girl with the big red scared eyes, most people call me you know, most people never look me in the eyes, not that I really blame them.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky? Chewing Gum

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What happens when you read every anti-joke on anti-joke? You spend a lot of time in front of a screen. This means you should have a 10-15 minute break, so that your sinuses can rest and you don't develop a headache.

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A woman comes home and finds her husband with another woman. Their marriage collapses and the husband goes on to marry the other woman and his ex-wife commits suicide.

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What's black, white and red all over and can't turn around in a corridor? A nun with a spear through her

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When life gives you lemons... you probably just found lemons...

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? Because he was blind.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To get the other side!

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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A man walks in to a bar, the bartender asks "what will it be?" The man says i don't know, what will it be?"

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Why does kelly keep going on about breasts ? cus shes into chicks !!!

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