Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair

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Your mama's so fat she's going on weight-watchers to pursue a healthier lifestyle and avoid the longterm effects of obesity.

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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Why did the elf cry? Because someone stole his shoe.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm bored of this how about you?

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? Because he was blind.

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A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves the bar slightly intoxicated.

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Why was the woman crying I kick her in the ass really really really hard... With steal toe boots... That had a spike on them... That was biped in poison... And man did she scream.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected the transfer and you died.

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A woman comes home and finds her husband with another woman. Their marriage collapses and the husband goes on to marry the other woman and his ex-wife commits suicide.

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How did Jesus walk on water? He was Jesus

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What does a cat sound like when it's being raped by a human? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch, he says, I did not see that bar there."

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Cause he was dead.

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whats bonged in and looks like milk? harry after some cani

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How do you keep an italian from talking? You duct tape his mouth.

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want to no whats funny what your mom

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Measurology: The measurement of your measure can measure the measurement of measures, along with measurements exceeding the measurements of measurement, with measures at the measurement of measuring measured measures. - ToFlyForU_28

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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What do you tell a 500 lb. Sumo wrestler who's eating your food? Stop eating my food.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I have amnesia so say hello to your nan when you get home

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What is the saddest part of a Jew's life? The fact that every single day the world turns more and more 'jokingly' anti-semetic until the point that the Jewish people have become so overwhelmed by depression that they begin committing suicide until the point of Jewish extinction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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