A man walks into a bar. "Ouch, he says, I did not see that bar there."

how did the girl fall off the swing. BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS HAHAHAH

What happens when you read every anti-joke on anti-joke? You spend a lot of time in front of a screen. This means you should have a 10-15 minute break, so that your sinuses can rest and you don't develop a headache.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm bored of this how about you?

You know how geese fly in a V formation and sometimes one side is longer than the other. Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese on that side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Measurology: The measurement of your measure can measure the measurement of measures, along with measurements exceeding the measurements of measurement, with measures at the measurement of measuring measured measures. - ToFlyForU_28

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair

What do you tell a 500 lb. Sumo wrestler who's eating your food? Stop eating my food.

Why was the woman crying I kick her in the ass really really really hard... With steal toe boots... That had a spike on them... That was biped in poison... And man did she scream.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt a black guy ate him.

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected the transfer and you died.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Your mama's so fat she's going on weight-watchers to pursue a healthier lifestyle and avoid the longterm effects of obesity.

What's a bug's favorite sport? Bug's can't play sports.

want to no whats funny what your mom

What is the saddest part of a Jew's life? The fact that every single day the world turns more and more 'jokingly' anti-semetic until the point that the Jewish people have become so overwhelmed by depression that they begin committing suicide until the point of Jewish extinction.

The horse's name was Friday

Why was Jimmy afraid of coming out of the closet? He had agoraphobia.

Why did Ralph fall off the swing He was distracted because he had a perfect view of the twin towers when 9-11 was happening

An Asian person drove home safely.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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