a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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Penis in a box.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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Your mum is dead

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Anti Joke

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