Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

People Eating Tasty Animals

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

ollie is a fag so are you

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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