- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Gadaffi

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

Icecream

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

So a baby seal walks into a club

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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