What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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hi

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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