- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Gadaffi

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

Write your own

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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