What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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Which one is hardest?

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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