why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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Black people are clen.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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