- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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