- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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