haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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French people

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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