What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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Adam Sandler.

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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women's rights

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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no u

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WNBA

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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