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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

Working hard or hardly working????

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

who farted? umm........that guy.

'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

Your doorbell is broken.

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Hummer.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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