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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did you say? I don't know.

What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

Rebecca Black.

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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