How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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Robin, get in the car.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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whats gay ? you

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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