- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

Knock Knock "whose there?"... "me"

How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

Justin Bieber

What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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