How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Knock knock Come in!

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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WNBA

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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Anti Joke

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