So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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Y2K

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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French people

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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