what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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The glass is half an hour.

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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ollie is a fag so are you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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