A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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obama is a good president

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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noodles

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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A man walks into a bar.

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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