Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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World peace

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Fuck her

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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Penis in a box.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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