You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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GONNA

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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