- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

Working hard or hardly working????

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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