"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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Golf.

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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Jokes are funny.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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GONNA

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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