How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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A man walks into a bar.

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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