- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Tacos

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Mmmmmmm Lemons

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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