Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

Working hard or hardly working????

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ollie is a fag so are you

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

People Eating Tasty Animals

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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