"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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Black people

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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sweaty black guy

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Women's rights.

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Women's rights.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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