- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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Time flies like a banana.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

Why did the bunny eat his food

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

Hey what time is it. 3:15

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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