What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

i wish i was a tree !

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People Eating Tasty Animals

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

Chuck Norris

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

milly, milly, milly, cat

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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