What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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Robin, get in the car.

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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Black people are clen.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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