Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

i wish i was a tree !

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

Working hard or hardly working????

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

What is brown and sticky?

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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