Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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Slavery lol

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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A man walks into a room with a sly grin on his face, "Tom, have I got a joke to tell YOU!" Tom hurriedly shoos Susie into her bedroom and tells her to lock the door and not open it no matter what. Tom turns to the man, "I've told you twice before to never come back here, I'm beginning to think that you probably don't take what I say very seriously because you might have some sort of chemical imbalance or something in your head, or maybe you're obsessed with my family or something!" The man hangs his head in shame and agrees with Tom, but Tom still had to do something about the intruder so he called the cops. The cops took him to get psychologically analyzed, but Tom didn't know this because he only cared that his daughter Susie was safe and he also doesn't have access to the testing facility's records. Tom is an only father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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