This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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Windows Vista

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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Jews for Jesus

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I came.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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