- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

whats gay ? you

What do you call Obama? - the president

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

Can I touch it?

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

Penis in a box.

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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