A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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I LIKE TURLES.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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