What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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