Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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Women's rights

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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Robin, get in the car.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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