Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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My sister has to take a dump

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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GONNA

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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