- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

What do you call Obama? - the president

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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