Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

Time flies like a banana.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

knock knock whos there .. derp

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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Miscarriages.

obama is a good president

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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