Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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Knock knock Come in!

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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Hey Caleb.

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Time flies like a banana.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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