Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's your name? You tell me.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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womens rights!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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