Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

who farted? umm........that guy.

Religion

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

Your doorbell is broken.

knock knock Come in.

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

Ben Colbert is gay

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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