- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

Women's rights.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

a

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

Women's rights.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

two fish are in a tank.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

Women's rights.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

a

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

Women's rights.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

two fish are in a tank.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.