A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Tacos

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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Women's rights.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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