What's gay and gay? Joe

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

corey is a nipplepotomus

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

People Eating Tasty Animals

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

Knock knock! Yes?

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

My butt!!!!

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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