Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Dan O'Driscoll

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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