Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

where do the women go? the womanarium

Oh, I must be hearing things.

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

balls in ya mouf

Time flies like a banana.

Why did the bunny eat his food

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

knock knock whos there .. derp

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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