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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

obama is a good president

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

A man walks into a bar.

What flys? A fly

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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