- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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two fish are in a tank.

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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