- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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the chicken whent boomand then died

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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