- Anti Joke

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Dan O'Driscoll

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

ollie is a fag so are you

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

want to go home? yea

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.: