A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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World Of Warcraft

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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Jokes are funny.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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