What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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hi

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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