What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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