Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

What did you say? I don't know.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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