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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

Gadaffi

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

Women's rights.

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

The glass is half an hour.

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

No.

A black person in the NHL

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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