A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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look left now look right. washing machine

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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