whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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memes

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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