Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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look left now look right. washing machine

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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a black guy leaves prison

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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guess what? chicken butt.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Penis in a box.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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