What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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Working hard or hardly working????

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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My butt!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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