how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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hi

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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Women Drivers.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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Jokes are funny.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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