what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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Please don't rape me.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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women's rights.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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96

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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jack shine has boobs

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