When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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French people

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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