- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

An asian walks out of math class

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

What's gay and gay? Joe

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

What is brown and smells? Poop

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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