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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

jewish people like other jewish people.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

Tacos

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

Don't rape me!

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

Avery has crabs.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

What's white and sticky? Glue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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