Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

you just lost the game!

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

My butt!!!!

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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