- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

A homeless person dies.

Women"s Rights

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

balls in ya mouf

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Black people

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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