Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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Women's rights

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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dead babies

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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memes

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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