What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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Miscarriages.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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i wish i was a tree !

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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What is brown and sticky?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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