If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Knock knock Come in!

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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Time flies like a banana.

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Poopsack Jones

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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Your Mom

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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