- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Knock knock Who's there? What.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

A women walks out of a kitchen.

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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