- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

Knock Knock "whose there?"... "me"

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

A van drives into a car.

What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

Get in the van

what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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