whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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obama is a good president

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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Miscarriages.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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A man walks into a bar.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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