How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

Jews for Jesus

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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