A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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newt gingrich

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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beiber i straight

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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