What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Penis in a box.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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Knock knock Come in!

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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Time flies like a banana.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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