roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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GONNA

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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dead babies

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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no u

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Anti Joke

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