- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Penis in a box.

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

Can I touch it?

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

Avery has crabs.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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