- Anti Joke

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

So a baby seal walks into a club

Working hard or hardly working????

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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