- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

do you know what's so funny? yup

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

Knock knock Come in!

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

Oh, I must be hearing things.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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