Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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balls in ya mouf

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Time flies like a banana.

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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WNBA

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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