- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

Your mum is dead

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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