- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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want to go home? yea

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

milly, milly, milly, cat

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

your mom is so old that she farts dust.

I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

My mom's dead

How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

Water, please.

Canada's army

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