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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

how does peploe get around they walk

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

guess what? chicken butt.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

balls in ya mouf

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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