but there is a road to the super market

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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GONNA

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