Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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Icecream

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i wish i was a tree !

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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No.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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Anti Joke

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