knock knock whos there .. derp

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Hey

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Dozer has a soul

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Miscarriages.

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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