Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

The glass is half an hour.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

No.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

A black person in the NHL

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

Haha

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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