- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road?

I can't think of a joke!

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

Knock, knock. Come in!

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

OGC - tilt your head

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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