- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

Haha pizza

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

women's rights

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

Banana(s)

look left now look right. washing machine

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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