- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

do you know what's so funny? yup

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

A horse walks into a glue factory..

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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