- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

i wish i was a tree !

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

People Eating Tasty Animals

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

Chuck Norris

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

want to go home? yea

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

milly, milly, milly, cat

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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