A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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French people

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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9/11

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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Anti Joke

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