What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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