Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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