Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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come along children

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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look left now look right. washing machine

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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