What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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WNBA

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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whats better than shoes feet

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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