- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

jewish people like other jewish people.

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

I LIKE TURLES.

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

Tacos

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

Don't rape me!

sweaty black guy

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

WNBA

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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