What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

thumb_up thumb_down +6

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

thumb_up thumb_down +2

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

thumb_up thumb_down

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

thumb_up thumb_down

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

thumb_up thumb_down

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Y2K

thumb_up thumb_down -2

ollie is a fag so are you

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops