Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

People Eating Tasty Animals

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

ollie is a fag so are you

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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