When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

Tacos

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

Knock knock Come in!

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

Oh, I must be hearing things.

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

WNBA

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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