- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

Y2K

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Knock Knock "whose there?"... "me"

French people

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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