What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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Thumbs this up

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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Justin Bieber

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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