- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

want to go home? yea

Working hard or hardly working????

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

your mom is so old that she farts dust.

Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

Hummer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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