Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Y2K

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

What time is it? 12:03 AM

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

My butt!!!!

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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