- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

There is a car full of black people.

what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

Lets go Detroit Pistons!

If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

Jokes are funny.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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