A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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Tacos

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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how does peploe get around they walk

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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