what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

Women

Rebecca Black.

Jokes are funny.

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

Knock knock Who's there? What.

memes

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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