What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? I cant make a good joke.

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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WNBA

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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Anti Joke

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