what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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shut up

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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Your mum is dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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