- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

do you know what's so funny? yup

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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