- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

French people

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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