Why did the bunny eat his food

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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oops

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Windows Vista

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Time flies like a banana.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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