- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what? chicken butt.

Can I touch it?

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

Hey Caleb.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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