Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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no u

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Robin, get in the car.

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Anti Joke

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