What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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