- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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do you know what's so funny? yup

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

jewish people like other jewish people.

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

A horse walks into a glue factory..

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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