- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

I've got the moobs like jagger.

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