- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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