What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

Justin Bieber

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

What's 1+1? 4.

i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

Lets go Detroit Pistons!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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