an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

What's gay and gay? Joe

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

No.

noodles

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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