Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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WNBA

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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The glass is half an hour.

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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