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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

Robin, get in the car.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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