2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

jewish people like other jewish people.

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

I LIKE TURLES.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Tacos

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

Windows Vista

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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