Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

Adam Sandler.

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

women's rights

your life

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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