I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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sweaty black guy

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Black people

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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balls in ya mouf

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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