balls in ya mouf

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Your Mom

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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96

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Hey

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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obama is a good president

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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