Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Black people

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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balls in ya mouf

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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Miscarriages.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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