You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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