- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

two fish are in a tank.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

A seal walks into a club.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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