- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

milly, milly, milly, cat

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

What time is it? 12:03 AM

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

who farted? umm........that guy.

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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