- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jokes are funny.

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Knock knock Who's there? What.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

A women walks out of a kitchen.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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