What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

Penis in a box.

World peace

A homeless person dies.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

Hey Caleb.

Your mum is dead

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

An asian walks out of math class

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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