Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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George W. Bush

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An Irishman stays home

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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pubic lice.

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Miscarriages.

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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No.

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