I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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Don't rape me!

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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WNBA

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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oops

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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