A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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What sucks?

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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