Dan O'Driscoll

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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Get in the van

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Canada's army

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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