What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Knock knock Who's there? What.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

A women walks out of a kitchen.

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

Whoa! A talking carrot!

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

whats gay ? you

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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