what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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how does peploe get around they walk

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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Knock knock Come in!

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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Time flies like a banana.

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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sweaty black guy

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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