Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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but there is a road to the super market

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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Anti Joke

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