Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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My mom's dead

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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There is a car full of black people.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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