Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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noodles

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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