- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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