What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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whats better than shoes feet

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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Hey Caleb.

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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WNBA

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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