Tacos

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

I LIKE TURLES.

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Windows Vista

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

Jews for Jesus

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

I came.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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