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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Miscarriages.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

The glass is half an hour.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

i wish i was a tree !

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

want to go home? yea

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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