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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

you wanna hear a joke? no

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

where do the women go? the womanarium

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Avery has crabs.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

What's gay and gay? Joe

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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