your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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WNBA

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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how does peploe get around they walk

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