Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

Women's Basketball.

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

Tacos

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What lives underground? Grandpa

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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