but there is a road to the super market

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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