If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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Women

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Rebecca Black.

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Jokes are funny.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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memes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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