Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

thumb_up thumb_down +35

what do you call a cup?... a cup

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Jacob Edwards has friends.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

thumb_up thumb_down +33

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

thumb_up thumb_down +31

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

thumb_up thumb_down +29

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

memes

thumb_up thumb_down +29

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops