- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

jewish people like other jewish people.

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

A horse walks into a glue factory..

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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