a little girl gets raped

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

whats gay ? you

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

do you know what's so funny? yup

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

I LIKE TURLES.

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

Knock knock Come in!

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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