How Long is a Chinese man.

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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Tacos

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Don't rape me!

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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Time flies like a banana.

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sweaty black guy

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oops

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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Anti Joke

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