Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

do you know what's so funny? yup

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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