Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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whats gay ? you

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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shut up

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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