- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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