A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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Black people

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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Hey

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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i wish i was a tree !

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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