What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

Hey

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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Working hard or hardly working????

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

My butt!!!!

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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