A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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look left now look right. washing machine

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WNBA

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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Black people are clen.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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