What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

Avery has crabs.

Time flies like a banana.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

balls in ya mouf

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Freddie Mercurys teeth

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

An asian walks out of math class

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

American Idol

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

two fish are in a tank.

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

The glass is half an hour.

Hey

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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