holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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dead babies

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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a little girl gets raped

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A piece of rope walks into a bar, and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve ropes here." The rope goes into the bathroom, ties himself into a knot, then rubs himself against the walls until his ends are ragged. Then he walks out and says to the bartender: "I'm a frayed knot." The bartender replies, "Right, I see that you've tied yourself into a knot and frayed your ends. So what? What are you trying to prove?" "Well, I...I mean, it was supposed to be a pun, and you were supposed to react like...like it was..." "Look, I thought I was doing you something nice by letting you use the restroom, even though I told you we don't serve ropes here. And then you go in there and rub yourself against the walls or some crazy shit, and probably get them all dirty, and you come out and expect I'm going to give you a drink because of a pun? Is that how you think this works? Get out of my bar before I call the police." The rope slinks out, still tied in a knot, and eventually finds somebody willing to buy a bottle of cheap vodka for him at a liquor store. He never sets foot in the bar again.

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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a black guy leaves prison

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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