When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

As a wise man once told me... "natives."

why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

Rebecca Black.

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

the chicken whent boomand then died

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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Anti Joke

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