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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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obama is a good president

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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A black person in the NHL

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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