- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

As a wise man once told me... "natives."

Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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