- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

milly, milly, milly, cat

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

My mom's dead

Water, please.

How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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