- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

A women walks out of a kitchen.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

whats gay ? you

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

Penis in a box.

World peace

A homeless person dies.

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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