Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Y2K

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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penis

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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