- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

what is white and red all over? a ginger

a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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