Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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World peace

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Tacos

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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Knock knock Come in!

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Avery has crabs.

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Don't rape me!

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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