balls in ya mouf

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Black people

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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Women's rights.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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two fish are in a tank.

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Hey

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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The glass is half an hour.

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