A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

Working hard or hardly working????

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

noodles

People Eating Tasty Animals

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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ollie is a fag so are you

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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