Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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What is brown and sticky?

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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Dan O'Driscoll

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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Anti Joke

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