- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

I love Ciara!

what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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