- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

Jokes are funny.

What did you say? I don't know.

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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