- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

balls in ya mouf

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

Giving birth to the antichrist

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Miscarriages.

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

The glass is half an hour.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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