What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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Thumbs this up

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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Dan O'Driscoll

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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Get in the van

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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Canada's army

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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