why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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Jokes are funny.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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look left now look right. washing machine

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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