- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

Women Drivers.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

Adam Sandler.

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

Knock knock Who's there? What.

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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