How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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Rebecca Black.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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hi

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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Anti Joke

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