- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

Penis in a box.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

World peace

A homeless person dies.

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

Hey Caleb.

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

An asian walks out of math class

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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