why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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Anti Joke

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