- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

do you know what's so funny? yup

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

How Long is a Chinese man.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

Knock knock It's open, come in.

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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