What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

What's gay and gay? Joe

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

A seal walks into a club.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

two fish are in a tank.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

ollie is a fag so are you

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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