Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

dead babies

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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