Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

Mexicans working in an office

Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

A man walks into a bar.

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

knock knock Come in.

your mom is so old that she farts dust.

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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