- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

Look Down Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

The glass is half an hour.

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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