Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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OGC - tilt your head

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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No

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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Hello

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Your mom goes to college

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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Hair

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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