Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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Dan O'Driscoll

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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i heart wiener

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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Water, please.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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but there is a road to the super market

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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