If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

memes

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

look left now look right. washing machine

Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...