Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

So a baby seal walks into a club

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

What is brown and sticky?

My butt!!!!

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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