- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i wish i was a tree !

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

want to go home? yea

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

What is brown and sticky?

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

your mom is so old that she farts dust.

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

Dan O'Driscoll

Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

knock knock Come in.

what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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