Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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I am really good at math debating

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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you just lost the game!

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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