Hey Caleb.

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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Hey

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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