What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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Tacos

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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oops

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Time flies like a banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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