clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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