"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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Jokes are funny.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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