What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

Adam Sandler.

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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Women's Basketball.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

Do you know that car over there? No.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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