Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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What's 1+1? 4.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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