I love Ciara!

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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Anti Joke

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