Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

dead babies

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

Unflushed Shit...

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Tacos

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

minorities

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

yo mama so fat she's fat

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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