- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

A horse walks into a glue factory..

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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