How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

knock knock whos there .. derp

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Jews for Jesus

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

Dozer has a soul

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Miscarriages.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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