What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

What time is it? 12:03 AM

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

My butt!!!!

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

your momma is so old, she has heart problems

Justin Bieber

What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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