A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Tacos

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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Don't rape me!

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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sweaty black guy

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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WNBA

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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Women's rights.

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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Windows Vista

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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