Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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Women

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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Jokes are funny.

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