Women's rights.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Black people

sweaty black guy

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

Hey

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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