What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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My mom's dead

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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Hitler is my role model

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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There were three hungry cows in a barn. One day, one of them finds a stick of butter on the ground, and notifies the other cows of his findings. Since the barn was ran like a democracy, the cows decided via 2/3 vote that the winner of the stick of butter should be decided by a checkers tournament. The problem is that there is no good way to run a checkers tournament with three cows because checkers is a one-on-one game. The first cow suggests trying to find another cow to join in so that they could have a bracket-style tournament, but there were only three cows that lived in the barn. The second cow suggests a round-robin style tournament. The third cow informs the second cow that there is a possibility of a tie because each cow can finish with one win and one loss among the two games in a round-robin tournament. The first cow suggests that the round-robin process can be repeated until there is a winner. This joint suggestion was approved by 2/3 vote by the cows. Finally the checkers tournament begins. The first cow says to the second cow, "you butter not beat me at checkers!"

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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There is a car full of black people.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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