- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

What's funnier than 24? 25.

Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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