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Black people

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

balls in ya mouf

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

Hey what time is it. 3:15

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

corey is a nipplepotomus

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

...and I'm a Mormon.

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

Anti Joke

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