On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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Time flies like a banana.

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Avery has crabs.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Poopsack Jones

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Your Mom

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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