- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

Women

A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

What did you say? I don't know.

A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

Jokes are funny.

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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