What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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