- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Hey what time is it. 3:15

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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