What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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Windows Vista

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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I came.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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Jews for Jesus

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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Gadaffi

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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The glass is half an hour.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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