What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

Robin, get in the car.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

whats gay ? you

I've got the moobs like jagger.

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

How Long is a Chinese man.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

Anti Joke

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