Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

I've got the moobs like jagger.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

whats gay ? you

How Long is a Chinese man.

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

shut up

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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