Knock knock Who's there? What.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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a little girl gets raped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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A piece of rope walks into a bar, and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve ropes here." The rope goes into the bathroom, ties himself into a knot, then rubs himself against the walls until his ends are ragged. Then he walks out and says to the bartender: "I'm a frayed knot." The bartender replies, "Right, I see that you've tied yourself into a knot and frayed your ends. So what? What are you trying to prove?" "Well, I...I mean, it was supposed to be a pun, and you were supposed to react like...like it was..." "Look, I thought I was doing you something nice by letting you use the restroom, even though I told you we don't serve ropes here. And then you go in there and rub yourself against the walls or some crazy shit, and probably get them all dirty, and you come out and expect I'm going to give you a drink because of a pun? Is that how you think this works? Get out of my bar before I call the police." The rope slinks out, still tied in a knot, and eventually finds somebody willing to buy a bottle of cheap vodka for him at a liquor store. He never sets foot in the bar again.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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whats gay ? you

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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