What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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