Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

Adam Sandler.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

womens rights!

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

Women's rights

memes

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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