whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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Go away.

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Tacos

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Time flies like a banana.

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balls in ya mouf

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WNBA

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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