whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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Black people

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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Hey

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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i wish i was a tree !

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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want to go home? yea

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