- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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