tim rafter died no one cared

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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Womens rights.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Canada's army

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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Anti Joke

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