- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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