What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

corey is a nipplepotomus

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

People Eating Tasty Animals

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

ollie is a fag so are you

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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