How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

jewish people like other jewish people.

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

World peace

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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