want to go home? yea

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

Working hard or hardly working????

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

your mom is so old that she farts dust.

Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

Hummer.

What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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