- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What's gay and gay? Joe

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

ollie is a fag so are you

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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