How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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whats gay ? you

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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I LIKE TURLES.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Anti Joke

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