What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Black people

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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balls in ya mouf

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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