- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

a black guy leaves prison

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

Can I touch it?

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

Hey Caleb.

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

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