A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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What does a man like. food.

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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Miscarriages.

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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No.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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