Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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Women

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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Jokes are funny.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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Adam Sandler.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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