"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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Black people are clen.

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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sweaty black guy

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Black people

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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Women's rights.

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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