- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

corey is a nipplepotomus

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Miscarriages.

What is brown and smells? Poop

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

ollie is a fag so are you

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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