what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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Women's rights.

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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No.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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A black person in the NHL

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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Haha

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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