What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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ollie is a fag so are you

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Y2K

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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