What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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WNBA

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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Black people are clen.

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W.N.B.A.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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