Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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noodles

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What is brown and sticky?

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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French people

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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