Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

thumb_up thumb_down

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

thumb_up thumb_down

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

thumb_up thumb_down -8

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

thumb_up thumb_down -12

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops