Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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What is brown and sticky?

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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French people

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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Get in the van

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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but there is a road to the super market

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Anti Joke

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