- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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