What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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