- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can I touch it?

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

Hey Caleb.

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

Hey what time is it. 3:15

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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