What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

Time flies like a banana.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

Why did the bunny eat his food

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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