- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hands women baby Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.