what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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Google Doodles

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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Punchline.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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