- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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