Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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Dan O'Driscoll

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Your doorbell is broken.

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knock knock Come in.

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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Canada's army

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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