Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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What is a dog? Bark

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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OGC - tilt your head

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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