What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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come along children

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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