whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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