- Anti Joke

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

What is brown and smells? Poop

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

The glass is half an hour.

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer