Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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whats gay ? you

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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Tacos

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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A homeless person dies.

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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