What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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ollie is a fag so are you

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noodles

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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