- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

a little girl gets raped

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

a black guy leaves prison

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

Can I touch it?

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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