why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

What's gay and gay? Joe

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

American Idol

Icecream

obama is a good president

corey is a nipplepotomus

The glass is half an hour.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

What is brown and smells? Poop

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

ollie is a fag so are you

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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