Wanna hear a joke? No.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

Rebecca Black.

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

the chicken whent boomand then died

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

Adam Sandler.

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

women's rights

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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