What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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World peace

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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how does peploe get around they walk

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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Avery has crabs.

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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balls in ya mouf

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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