- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Why did the bunny eat his food

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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