Penis jokes.

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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Miscarriages.

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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i wish i was a tree !

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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