Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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two fish are in a tank.

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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ollie is a fag so are you

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Y2K

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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