YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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but there is a road to the super market

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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What's your name? You tell me.

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hi

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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Anti Joke

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