a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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but there is a road to the super market

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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What did you say? I don't know.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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Anti Joke

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