- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

Tacos

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

Don't rape me!

sweaty black guy

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