Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

I've got the moobs like jagger.

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

whats gay ? you

How Long is a Chinese man.

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

shut up

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

Black people

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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