roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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come along children

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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