what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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a little girl gets raped

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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