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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

I've got the moobs like jagger.

whats gay ? you

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

How Long is a Chinese man.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

Pianca going ham

shut up

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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