Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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Women

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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Jokes are funny.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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