Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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Dan O'Driscoll

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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but there is a road to the super market

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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