did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ollie is a fag so are you

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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Dan O'Driscoll

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Justin Bieber

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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