whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

corey is a nipplepotomus

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Miscarriages.

What is brown and smells? Poop

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

ollie is a fag so are you

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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