Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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want to go home? yea

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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knock knock Come in.

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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