- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

Robin, get in the car.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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