- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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