Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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women's rights

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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your life

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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