A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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Justin Bieber

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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Canada's army

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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