How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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come along children

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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womens rights!

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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