why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

American Idol

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Working hard or hardly working????

So a baby seal walks into a club

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

you just lost the game!

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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