- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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balls in ya mouf

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Hey what time is it. 3:15

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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