You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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Y2K

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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My butt!!!!

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Mexicans working in an office

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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French people

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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