Penis in a box.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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Time flies like a banana.

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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