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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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Punchline.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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