- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

i wish i was a tree !

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

What is brown and smells? Poop

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

want to go home? yea

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

milly, milly, milly, cat

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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