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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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