Rebecca Black.

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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Jokes are funny.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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Women's Basketball.

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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