Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Jokes are funny.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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memes

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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