Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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My butt!!!!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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knock knock Come in.

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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