- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

Your mum is dead

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

balls in ya mouf

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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