What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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French people

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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Once upon a time.

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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You smell bad? Cool.

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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