What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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The WNBA

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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Golf.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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