A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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