- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jewish people like other jewish people.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

Why did the bunny eat his food

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

sweaty black guy

Black people

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

balls in ya mouf

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

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