- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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