- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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