- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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