What's white and sticky? Glue

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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