A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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The glass is half an hour.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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