why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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but there is a road to the super market

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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