Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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Boobs are nasty!

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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