Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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Canada's army

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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There were three hungry cows in a barn. One day, one of them finds a stick of butter on the ground, and notifies the other cows of his findings. Since the barn was ran like a democracy, the cows decided via 2/3 vote that the winner of the stick of butter should be decided by a checkers tournament. The problem is that there is no good way to run a checkers tournament with three cows because checkers is a one-on-one game. The first cow suggests trying to find another cow to join in so that they could have a bracket-style tournament, but there were only three cows that lived in the barn. The second cow suggests a round-robin style tournament. The third cow informs the second cow that there is a possibility of a tie because each cow can finish with one win and one loss among the two games in a round-robin tournament. The first cow suggests that the round-robin process can be repeated until there is a winner. This joint suggestion was approved by 2/3 vote by the cows. Finally the checkers tournament begins. The first cow says to the second cow, "you butter not beat me at checkers!"

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Which one is hardest?

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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Golf.

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hi

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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Rebecca Black.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Jokes are funny.

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