Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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