roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

Women Drivers.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Adam Sandler.

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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