Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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a little girl gets raped

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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Tacos

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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