- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Time flies like a banana.

Avery has crabs.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Freddie Mercurys teeth

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

An asian walks out of math class

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

two fish are in a tank.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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The glass is half an hour.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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