Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

how does peploe get around they walk

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

Can I touch it?

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Time flies like a banana.

Avery has crabs.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Freddie Mercurys teeth

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

An asian walks out of math class

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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