What's 1+1? 4.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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hi

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Rebecca Black.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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Adam Sandler.

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come along children

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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