- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

corey is a nipplepotomus

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Miscarriages.

obama is a good president

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

What is brown and smells? Poop

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

ollie is a fag so are you

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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