What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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Tacos

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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World peace

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I LIKE TURLES.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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Don't rape me!

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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