What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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Military intelligence.

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Sea World Japan.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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