A van drives into a car.

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

your momma is so old, she has heart problems

What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

but there is a road to the super market

What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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