- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

whats round and like a ball a ball

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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