What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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