- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Black people

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

Don't rape me!

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

WNBA

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

Avery has crabs.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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