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Your Mom

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Poopsack Jones

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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American Idol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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