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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

i wish i was a tree !

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

want to go home? yea

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

What time is it? 12:03 AM

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

What is brown and sticky?

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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