- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

two fish are in a tank.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

The glass is half an hour.

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

ollie is a fag so are you

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

want to go home? yea

So a baby seal walks into a club

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