*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Hey

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obama is a good president

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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Miscarriages.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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A black person in the NHL

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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Anti Joke

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