What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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GONNA

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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Adam Sandler.

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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