Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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