Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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Robin, get in the car.

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Black people are clen.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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I love boobs

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Knock knock Come in!

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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sweaty black guy

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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