A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Rebecca Black.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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