- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

Can I touch it?

how does peploe get around they walk

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

God.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

Time flies like a banana.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Avery has crabs.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Freddie Mercurys teeth

An asian walks out of math class

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