- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

Avery has crabs.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

Your Mom

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

What's gay and gay? Joe

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

obama is a good president

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

corey is a nipplepotomus

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