How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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A homeless person dies.

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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