Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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come along children

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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womens rights!

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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