What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Dan O'Driscoll

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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My mom's dead

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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