Robin, get in the car.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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whats gay ? you

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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Tacos

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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I LIKE TURLES.

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World peace

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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Anti Joke

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