- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Robin, get in the car.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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