Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

A horse walks into a glue factory..

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

Knock knock It's open, come in.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Tacos

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

balls in ya mouf

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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