what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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I love boobs

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Knock knock Come in!

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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sweaty black guy

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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Hey Caleb.

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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Miscarriages.

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