I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

Penis

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

minorities

Potato salad

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

NEVER

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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