- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin, get in the car.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

I've got the moobs like jagger.

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

whats gay ? you

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

How Long is a Chinese man.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

shut up

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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