- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

American Idol

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

ollie is a fag so are you

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??