World peace

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

jewish people like other jewish people.

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

how does peploe get around they walk

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

Oh, I must be hearing things.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

Avery has crabs.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

balls in ya mouf

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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