Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

i heart wiener

A van drives into a car.

You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

your momma is so old, she has heart problems

Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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