- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

do you know what's so funny? yup

whats gay ? you

How Long is a Chinese man.

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

jewish people like other jewish people.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

how does peploe get around they walk

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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