How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

Hey

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

Gadaffi

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

Hi colton

A black person in the NHL

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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