- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

Knock, knock. Come in!

Flab

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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