- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

obama is a good president

...and I'm a Mormon.

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

Miscarriages.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

A black person in the NHL

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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