A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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womens rights!

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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WNBA

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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