What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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Rebecca Black.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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women's rights

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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