Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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What is brown and sticky?

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Knock knock! Yes?

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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Mexicans working in an office

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Thumbs this up

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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