Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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i wish i was a tree !

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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ollie is a fag so are you

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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Y2K

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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