What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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Get in the van

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