What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

pubic lice.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

A ginger rapping.

Penis

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

Miscarriages.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

What does a man like. food.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

No.

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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