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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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a little girl gets raped

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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a black guy leaves prison

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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