what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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Punchline.

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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