- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

corey is a nipplepotomus

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

People Eating Tasty Animals

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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