- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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