Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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Rebecca Black.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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GONNA

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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Adam Sandler.

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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