- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Pavel Novak

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

What is a dog? Bark

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

you just lost the game!

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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