Guess What? What? Get in the van.

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

Adam Sandler.

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

memes

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

Do you know that car over there? No.

Women's Basketball.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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