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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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Hands women baby Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

what do you call a cup?... a cup

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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