- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

World peace

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

Avery has crabs.

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Your mum is dead

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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