- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

Look Down Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

The glass is half an hour.

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

What is brown and smells? Poop

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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