What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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look left now look right. washing machine

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Black people are clen.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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WNBA

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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Knock knock Come in!

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Avery has crabs.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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