Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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There is a car full of black people.

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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Adam Sandler.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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