What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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how does peploe get around they walk

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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sweaty black guy

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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Knock knock Come in!

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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An asian walks out of math class

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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