Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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Kittens.

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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A black goes to college

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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