Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

whats round and like a ball a ball

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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