whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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Hello

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Your mom goes to college

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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Hair

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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