Potato salad

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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Steering Wheel Face.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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