whats gay ? you

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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a black guy leaves prison

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Tacos

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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Knock knock Come in!

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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Avery has crabs.

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Your Mom

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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