Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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Where else? The junk yard

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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Anti Joke

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