What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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no u

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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World peace

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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Go away.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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