a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

People Eating Tasty Animals

noodles

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

ollie is a fag so are you

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

Mexicans working in an office

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

milly, milly, milly, cat

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

Dan O'Driscoll

A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

your momma is so old, she has heart problems

Justin Bieber

what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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