Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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Jokes are funny.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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Anti Joke

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