Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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WNBA

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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how does peploe get around they walk

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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