What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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Hummer.

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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