Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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Hey

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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want to go home? yea

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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