Get in the van

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Canada's army

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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What's your name? You tell me.

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Rebecca Black.

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hi

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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