- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

What is brown and smells? Poop

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

Knock Knock "whose there?"... "me"

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

who farted? umm........that guy.

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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