What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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A black person in the NHL

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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ollie is a fag so are you

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Knock knock! Yes?

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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