What is brown and smells? Poop

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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Y2K

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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My butt!!!!

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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