Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

I came.

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

Hey

obama is a good president

Punchline.

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

A black person in the NHL

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

Haha

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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