- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.