It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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i heart wiener

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if it's friday, it must be China

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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Womens rights.

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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