- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

what do you call a cup?... a cup

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

the chicken whent boomand then died

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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