How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

Rebecca Black.

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

the chicken whent boomand then died

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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