when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

Religion

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

Thumbs this up

Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

knock knock Come in.

How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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