What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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Y2K

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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French people

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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