Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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Black people

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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WNBA

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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