Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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What's your name? You tell me.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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Rebecca Black.

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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