whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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Time flies like a banana.

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oops

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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Punchline.

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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