- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

I am really good at math debating

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

So a baby seal walks into a club

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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