- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

how does peploe get around they walk

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

Black people

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

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