- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Look Down Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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