- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

Hands women baby Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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