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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Anti jokes are funny

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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