- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

The glass is half an hour.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

What is brown and smells? Poop

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

ollie is a fag so are you

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

So a baby seal walks into a club

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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