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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

how does peploe get around they walk

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

World peace

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

why did the chicken cross the road.

Pianca going ham

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

Oh, I must be hearing things.

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

Time flies like a banana.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

Your mum is dead

Why did the bunny eat his food

Covietz has a large penis

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