Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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sweaty black guy

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Don't rape me!

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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WNBA

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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