- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

What time is it? 12:03 AM

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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