Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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A black person in the NHL

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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Mexicans working in an office

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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Anti Joke

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