What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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a little girl gets raped

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look left now look right. washing machine

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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whats gay ? you

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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a black guy leaves prison

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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