guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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hi

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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come along children

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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Anti Joke

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