What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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womens rights!

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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