A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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Women's Basketball.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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