A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

a little girl gets raped

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

whats better than shoes feet

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

Knock knock It's open, come in.

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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