Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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Get in the van

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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Water, please.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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My sister has to take a dump

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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Rebecca Black.

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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