name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Gadaffi

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

The glass is half an hour.

Hey

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

A black person in the NHL

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

ollie is a fag so are you

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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