Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

jewish people like other jewish people.

World peace

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

Don't rape me!

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

What's white and sticky? Glue

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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