Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

thumb_up thumb_down -13

lol

thumb_up thumb_down -13

i heart wiener

thumb_up thumb_down -13

I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

thumb_up thumb_down -13

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -19

How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

thumb_up thumb_down -19

How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

thumb_up thumb_down -23

a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Where else? The junk yard

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

thumb_up thumb_down -29

jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

thumb_up thumb_down -35

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

thumb_up thumb_down -39

but there is a road to the super market

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

thumb_up thumb_down -59

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops