- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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