Knock Knock. Shut up.

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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Black people are clen.

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whats better than shoes feet

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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World peace

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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Women's rights.

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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