- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

The glass is half an hour.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

What is brown and smells? Poop

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

ollie is a fag so are you

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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