Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Your mom goes to college

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Slavery lol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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