What's gay and gay? Joe

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

Women's rights.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

two fish are in a tank.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

Punchline.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

...and I'm a Mormon.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

ollie is a fag so are you

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

So a baby seal walks into a club

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

My butt!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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