- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a car full of black people.

What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

come along children

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

Knock knock Who's there? What.

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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