- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

Rebecca Black.

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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