- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy leaves prison

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Knock knock It's open, come in.

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

why did the chicken cross the road.

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

how does peploe get around they walk

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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