What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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Rebecca Black.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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