Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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Y2K

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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ollie is a fag so are you

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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want to go home? yea

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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Dan O'Driscoll

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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