three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

noodles

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

What does a tree do all day? Boredom

Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

Hummer.

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

Ben Colbert is gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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