A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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Gadaffi

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Punchline.

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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A black person in the NHL

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Hi colton

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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