- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

What's 1+1? 4.

Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

Lets go Detroit Pistons!

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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