Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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but there is a road to the super market

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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Golf.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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