What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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I am really good at math debating

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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