- Anti Joke

how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

who farted? umm........that guy.

your mom is so old that she farts dust.

I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.