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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

steves legs

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

okay.....

i wish i was a tree !

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

I can't think of a joke!

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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