- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

Black people are clen.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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