How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

come along children

Adam Sandler.

Knock knock Who's there? What.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

womens rights!

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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