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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

Giving birth to the antichrist

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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