Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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i wish i was a tree !

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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noodles

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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My butt!!!!

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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