Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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World peace

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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Knock knock Come in!

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Anti Joke

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