A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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Adam Sandler.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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