- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

There is a car full of black people.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

Hands women baby Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

Rebecca Black.

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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