- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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