A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

What's your name? You tell me.

hi

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

the chicken whent boomand then died

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

Women's Basketball.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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