Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

do you know what's so funny? yup

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

why did the chicken cross the road.

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

Go away.

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

World peace

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

how does peploe get around they walk

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

Don't rape me!

Avery has crabs.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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