Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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Justin Bieber

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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Get in the van

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Canada's army

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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