How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

What does a tree do all day? Boredom

Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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