- Anti Joke

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Your mum is dead

balls in ya mouf

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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What's gay and gay? Joe

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

What is brown and smells? Poop

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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