How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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Jokes are funny.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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