Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

Robin, get in the car.

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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