- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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