You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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A homeless person dies.

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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Time flies like a banana.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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Punchline.

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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