- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

i wish i was a tree !

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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