why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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guess what? chicken butt.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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Time flies like a banana.

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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