- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

Google Doodles

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

corey is a nipplepotomus

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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