- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

What's gay and gay? Joe

Hey what time is it. 3:15

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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