Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

The glass is half an hour.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

What is brown and smells? Poop

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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