How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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Miscarriages.

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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Gadaffi

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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