Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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Which one is hardest?

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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Rebecca Black.

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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hi

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Jokes are funny.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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