- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

My mom's dead

Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

what is white and red all over? a ginger

What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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