Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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My sister has to take a dump

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Golf.

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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Rebecca Black.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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