a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

Knock knock It's open, come in.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

knock knock whos there .. derp

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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