Penis.

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

the joke below me is not an anti joke

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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