how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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Your mom goes to college

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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Hitler

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Slavery lol

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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Hair

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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