Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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Religion

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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but there is a road to the super market

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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Golf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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