What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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