an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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Punchline.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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two fish are in a tank.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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ollie is a fag so are you

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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