Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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WNBA

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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