- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

Miscarriages.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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