Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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Miscarriages.

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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