What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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Rebecca Black.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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