What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

Knock knock Who's there? What.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

do you know what's so funny? yup

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

I've got the moobs like jagger.

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

How Long is a Chinese man.

jewish people like other jewish people.

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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