Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

a little girl gets raped

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

Women's Basketball.

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Robin, get in the car.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

Black people are clen.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Whoa! A talking carrot!

What is 69? A two digit number.

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

How Long is a Chinese man.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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