What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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