What's red and green? A frog in a blender

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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