What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

come along children

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

Adam Sandler.

Knock knock Who's there? What.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

womens rights!

Anti Joke

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