How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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go go gadget

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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women's rights

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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Robin, get in the car.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

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