why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

Mmmmmmm Lemons

Oh, I must be hearing things.

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

Black people

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

WNBA

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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