A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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