What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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Golf.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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GONNA

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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women's rights

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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