Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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Steering Wheel Face.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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Anti Joke

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