- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Women"s Rights

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

Joe Biden

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

God is religiously proven to be real

Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

I got shot, you laughed

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What will happen when a black person die they die

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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