man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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