Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Anti Joke

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