The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

Mmmmmmm Lemons

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

oops

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

knock knock whos there .. derp

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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