- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

Mmmmmmm Lemons

God.

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Time flies like a banana.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

Avery has crabs.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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