What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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women's rights

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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