- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

The glass is half an hour.

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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Gadaffi

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

Hi colton

A black person in the NHL

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

People Eating Tasty Animals

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Y2K

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

you are gay

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.