What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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Adam Sandler.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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