How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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Rebecca Black.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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hi

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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