Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

People Eating Tasty Animals

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

ollie is a fag so are you

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

So a baby seal walks into a club

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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