- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

What's gay and gay? Joe

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Miscarriages.

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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