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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

A Mexican walks into a club.

You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

Military intelligence.

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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