killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

Your mom goes to college

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

Hitler

Slavery lol

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

Hair

Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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