Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Women's rights

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

Joe Biden

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Women"s Rights

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Ha

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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