Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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a black guy leaves prison

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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Penis

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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