Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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newt gingrich

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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Penis in a box.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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women leaving the kitchen

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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Anti Joke

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