How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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Golf.

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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