a little girl gets raped

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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W.N.B.A.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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A bar walks into your mother.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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