- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

What does a tree do all day? Boredom

who farted? umm........that guy.

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