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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

Black people

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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