whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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Dan O'Driscoll

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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i fondle myself every night....

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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