Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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Sea World Japan.

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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W.N.B.A.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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