Knock knock It's open, come in.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

yo mama so fat she's fat

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

One Big Ass Mistake America

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

how does peploe get around they walk

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

WNBA

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

Black people

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