Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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