Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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Y2K

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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lol

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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