- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

Knock Knock Good one...

...and I'm a Mormon.

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

A horse walks into a bar...n

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

Y2K

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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