- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

what do you call a cup?... a cup

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

Jokes are funny.

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

womens rights!

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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