- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

knock knock whos there .. derp

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

Google Doodles

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

i wish i was a tree !

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