What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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a black father

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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