What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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