- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

how does peploe get around they walk

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

World peace

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

Time flies like a banana.

sweaty black guy

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

Your mum is dead

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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