What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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What's your name? You tell me.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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Adam Sandler.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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Robin, get in the car.

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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