What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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lololololololololol

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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Religion

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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i fondle myself every night....

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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