yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Gadaffi

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

A black person in the NHL

Hi colton

i wish i was a tree !

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

People Eating Tasty Animals

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

Y2K

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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