womens rights!

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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no u

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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