Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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