- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

Womens rights

What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

what is white and sticky? glue.

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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