- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

W.N.B.A.

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

Knock knock It's open, come in.

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

yo mama so fat she's fat

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

how does peploe get around they walk

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

One Big Ass Mistake America

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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