Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

womens rights!

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

Teen pregnancy

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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