- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

A homeless person dies.

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

sweaty black guy

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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