I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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A man walks into a room with a sly grin on his face, "Tom, have I got a joke to tell YOU!" Tom hurriedly shoos Susie into her bedroom and tells her to lock the door and not open it no matter what. Tom turns to the man, "I've told you twice before to never come back here, I'm beginning to think that you probably don't take what I say very seriously because you might have some sort of chemical imbalance or something in your head, or maybe you're obsessed with my family or something!" The man hangs his head in shame and agrees with Tom, but Tom still had to do something about the intruder so he called the cops. The cops took him to get psychologically analyzed, but Tom didn't know this because he only cared that his daughter Susie was safe and he also doesn't have access to the testing facility's records. Tom is an only father.

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but there is a road to the super market

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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