Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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W.N.B.A.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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Go away.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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