milly, milly, milly, cat

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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Dear John,

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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