Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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sweaty black guy

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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WNBA

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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