- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

My butt!!!!

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

Mexicans working in an office

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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