- Anti Joke

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

The glass is half an hour.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

Knock Knock Good one...

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

Y2K

ollie is a fag so are you

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

want to go home? yea

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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