A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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how does peploe get around they walk

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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sweaty black guy

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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Women's rights.

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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