Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

I came.

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

A Muslim blows up a bar

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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