Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

What's 1+1? 4.

Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

-Knock knock -Come on in!

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

Jokes are funny.

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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