There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

austins gay lolololol

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

milly, milly, milly, cat

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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