A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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a black guy leaves prison

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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WNBA

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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sweaty black guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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