womens rights!

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

Knock knock It's open, come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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