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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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your face.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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lololololololololol

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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Hummer.

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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