Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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A black person in the NHL

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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