Women's Basketball.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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whats gay ? you

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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a black guy leaves prison

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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I LIKE TURLES.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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