What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

what do you call a cup?... a cup

the chicken whent boomand then died

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

women's rights

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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