One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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how does peploe get around they walk

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Black people

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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