Knock knock Who's there? What.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Robin, get in the car.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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