- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

Lets make like trees and stand still

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

austins gay lolololol

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me troll face

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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