newt gingrich

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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Obamacare!

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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Exactly what?

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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