Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

Womens rights

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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