whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

Jewish People

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Avery has crabs.

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

shut up

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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