Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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God.

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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Yeah, totally.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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oops

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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Covietz has a large penis

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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Women's Rights

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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