- Anti Joke

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Women's rights.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

two fish are in a tank.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

Punchline.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

ollie is a fag so are you

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

Y2K

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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