a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

sweaty black guy

I am a real homosexual

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

WNBA

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

Black people

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

balls in ya mouf

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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