- Anti Joke

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and smells? Poop

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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Gadaffi

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

Hi colton

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

your face.

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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