Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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Your life That's the joke

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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a little girl gets raped

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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W.N.B.A.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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