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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

Black people

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

balls in ya mouf

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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