- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

A horse walks into a bar...n

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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