What do you call Obama? - the president

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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lewis bedford

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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I love boobs

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Tacos

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I am a real homosexual

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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