What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

Black Poeple

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

the joke below me is not an anti joke

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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