What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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you just lost the game!

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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hi

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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NEVER

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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Bumsniffer

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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"Hello." "Hi."

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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