What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

So a baby seal walks into a club

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

What is brown and sticky?

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

Thumbs this up

Mexicans working in an office

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

French people

A van drives into a car.

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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