A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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Where else? The junk yard

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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There is a car full of black people.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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