why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

Jewish People

Knock knock Come in!

Josh kissing a girl

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Don't rape me!

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

Hey Caleb.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Dozer has a soul

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

where do the women go? the womanarium

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

Nickelback.

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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