- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

What's 1+1? 4.

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

Hands women baby Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

Women

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

Jokes are funny.

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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