- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you know what's so funny? yup

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

World peace

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

Don't rape me!

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

Mmmmmmm Lemons

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

oops

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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