Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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