Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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a black father

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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A man walks into a bar.

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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you just lost the game!

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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Nicholas Cage

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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