OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

whats gay ? you

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

How Long is a Chinese man.

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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