How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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25

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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My butt!!!!

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Anti Joke

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