What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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Rebecca Black.

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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