What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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A van drives into a car.

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Dan O'Driscoll

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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