Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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Sea World Japan.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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your life

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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a black guy leaves prison

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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