- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

sweaty black guy

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

Women's Rights

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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