- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

Robin, get in the car.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

a black guy leaves prison

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

Pianca going ham

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

why did the chicken cross the road.

World peace

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Don't rape me!

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