How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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