What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

W.N.B.A.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Knock knock It's open, come in.

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

yo mama so fat she's fat

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

One Big Ass Mistake America

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

how does peploe get around they walk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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