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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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What's your name? You tell me.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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