- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Obama.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

God.

Time flies like a banana.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

oops

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

Brittney Spears

Osama Bin Laden dies.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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