- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

What's your name? You tell me.

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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