- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

your momma is so old, she has heart problems

a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

Where else? The junk yard

How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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