World peace

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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oops

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Don't rape me!

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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Google Doodles

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Anti Joke

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