What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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What is brown and sticky?

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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My butt!!!!

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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