A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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Black people

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balls in ya mouf

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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Hi colton

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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