why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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Don't rape me!

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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Anti Joke

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