- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

A homeless person dies.

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

Time flies like a banana.

Punchline.

It's your mother, open the door.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

where do the women go? the womanarium

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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