why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

WNBA

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

knock knock whos there .. derp

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Gadaffi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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