why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

Why did the bunny eat his food

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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