SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is brown and sticky?

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

Religion

who farted? umm........that guy.

I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

69

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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