What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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lol

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i heart wiener

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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Justin Bieber

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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Where else? The junk yard

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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