- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

Black people

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Giving birth to the antichrist

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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