When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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Don't rape me!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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