why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Women's rights

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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