- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

A man. That is all.

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

What is brown and smells? Poop

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

Lets make like trees and stand still

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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