What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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World Of Warcraft

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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Got milk? No.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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