Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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no u

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WNBA

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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whats gay ? you

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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a black guy leaves prison

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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World peace

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Anti Joke

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