What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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you just lost the game!

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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Bumsniffer

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Ben Colbert is gay

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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but there is a road to the super market

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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