- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

Women's rights.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Google Doodles

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Knock Knock Good one...

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

corey is a nipplepotomus

Miscarriages.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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