Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

Women's Rights

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

What time is it? 10:58

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

women leaving the kitchen

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

My dad beats my mom At checkers

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

look at there!! an entire dog!!

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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