Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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Womens rights.

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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Dear John,

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NEVER

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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Whats 0+0 0

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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