- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

Covietz has a large penis

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Brittney Spears

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

Knock knock Come in!

Google Doodles

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

penis that is all

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

WNBA

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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