- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road.

World peace

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

Avery has crabs.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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