- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

Rebecca Black.

What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

the chicken whent boomand then died

Adam Sandler.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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