- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hands women baby Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

What's your name? You tell me.

roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

go go gadget

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

womens rights!

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