Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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French people

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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