What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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womens rights!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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your life

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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WNBA

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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Anti Joke

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