- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

knock knock whos there .. derp

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Gadaffi

The glass is half an hour.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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