Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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Womens rights

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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Your life That's the joke

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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a little girl gets raped

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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