Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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Women's Basketball.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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whats gay ? you

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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a black guy leaves prison

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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