- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

how does peploe get around they walk

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

It's your mother, open the door.

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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