Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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George W. Bush

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Google Doodles

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Women's rights.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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Knock Knock Good one...

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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Miscarriages.

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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i wish i was a tree !

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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