Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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noodles

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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Your doorbell is broken.

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Womens rights.

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Hummer.

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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