What lives underground? Grandpa

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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Your mum is dead

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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Women's rights.

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I am a real homosexual

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