yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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Women's rights.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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want to go home? yea

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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