a little girl gets raped

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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how does peploe get around they walk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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