- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't rape me!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

Your mum is dead

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Covietz has a large penis

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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Miscarriages.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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