How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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