- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

roses are red, violets are violet

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

A baby seal walks into a club...

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