- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

sweaty black guy

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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