- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

My sister has to take a dump

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Golf.

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

Rebecca Black.

What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

the chicken whent boomand then died

Adam Sandler.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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