- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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