How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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Rebecca Black.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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