Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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hi

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Rebecca Black.

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What's your name? You tell me.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Women Drivers.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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go go gadget

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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womens rights!

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