why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

thumb_up thumb_down +9

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

thumb_up thumb_down +3

i wish i was a tree !

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops