Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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American Idol

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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The glass is half an hour.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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Write your own

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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