You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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how does peploe get around they walk

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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