Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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whats gay ? you

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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lewis bedford

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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Black people are clen.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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how does peploe get around they walk

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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