- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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