- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What's gay and gay? Joe

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

Miscarriages.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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