- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

womens rights!

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

whats gay ? you

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