- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

What's your name? You tell me.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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