- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

what do you call a cup?... a cup

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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