A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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Black people are clen.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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