Sea World Japan.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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your life

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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a little girl gets raped

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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a black guy leaves prison

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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