What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

My sister has to take a dump

Golf.

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

Rebecca Black.

What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

Adam Sandler.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

the chicken whent boomand then died

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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