- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

Black people

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

Giving birth to the antichrist

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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