Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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French people

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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