My sister has to take a dump

Golf.

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Rebecca Black.

What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Adam Sandler.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

the chicken whent boomand then died

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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