- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

Miscarriages.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

i wish i was a tree !

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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