- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

I am a real homosexual

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

Black people

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

balls in ya mouf

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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