What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

...and I'm a Mormon.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

Knock Knock Good one...

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Hi colton

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

A horse walks into a bar...n

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

Y2K

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