As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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My sister has to take a dump

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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haha.

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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Rebecca Black.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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go go gadget

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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