jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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Adam Sandler.

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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