Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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Google Doodles

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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