- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

Giving birth to the antichrist

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's gay and gay? Joe

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

Miscarriages.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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