- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

Miscarriages.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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