Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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anus soup

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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a black guy leaves prison

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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Women's Golf

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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