What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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My sister has to take a dump

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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Golf.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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Women Drivers.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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GONNA

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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