Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

Real jokes.

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

A fish walks into a bar

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

sweaty black guy

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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