- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

A Mexican walks into a club.

Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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