- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

womens rights!

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

whats gay ? you

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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