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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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