- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

I am really good at math debating

The glass is half an hour.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

want to go home? yea

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

So a baby seal walks into a club

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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