- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and smells? Poop

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

So a baby seal walks into a club

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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