Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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Adam Sandler.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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women's rights

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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