- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

why did the chicken cross the road.

World peace

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

Knock knock Come in!

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

you wanna hear a joke? no

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

Avery has crabs.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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