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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

Women's rights.

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

Knock Knock Good one...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

...and I'm a Mormon.

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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