How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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W.N.B.A.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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