Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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Hi colton

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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