I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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Black people

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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jack shine has boobs

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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