- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

Rebecca Black.

What's your name? You tell me.

What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

Women Drivers.

what do you call a cup?... a cup

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

go go gadget

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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