Military intelligence.

Two women were sitting in silence.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Chuck Norris died.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

WNBA

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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