W.N.B.A.

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

A horse walks into a glue factory..

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

How Long is a Chinese man.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What is 69? A two digit number.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

Why did the bunny eat his food

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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