What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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pubic lice.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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