why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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W.N.B.A.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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guess what? chicken butt.

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