What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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but there is a road to the super market

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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