Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Punchline.

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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i wish i was a tree !

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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want to go home? yea

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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