- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Women's rights.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

Knock Knock Good one...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

...and I'm a Mormon.

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

A horse walks into a bar...n

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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