What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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your momma's an antijoke

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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