A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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lol

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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Where else? The junk yard

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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