A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

Women's Basketball.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

whats gay ? you

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

a black guy leaves prison

How Long is a Chinese man.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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