- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

I am really good at math debating

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

want to go home? yea

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

So a baby seal walks into a club

What time is it? 12:03 AM

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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