Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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Gadaffi

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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i wish i was a tree !

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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