Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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World peace

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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oops

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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