Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

I love boobs

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

sweaty black guy

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

WNBA

where do the women go? the womanarium

Hey what time is it. 3:15

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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