What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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Women rights.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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