Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

Don't rape me!

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

WNBA

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

knock knock whos there .. derp

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

The glass is half an hour.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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