What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

why did the chicken cross the road.

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

how does peploe get around they walk

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

Black people

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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