- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

knock knock whos there .. derp

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Punchline.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

People Eating Tasty Animals

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

ollie is a fag so are you

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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