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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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My butt!!!!

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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