Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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