1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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alcoholism kills

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Hey, come here often? No.

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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