Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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Y2K

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Knock knock! Yes?

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Dan O'Driscoll

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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Womens rights.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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