A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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Women's Basketball.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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lewis bedford

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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