What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

I've got the moobs like jagger.

what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

how does peploe get around they walk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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