- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Women's Rights

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

Miscarriages.

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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