Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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Nicholas Cage

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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a black father

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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Water, please.

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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