- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

Women Drivers.

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

Why was johny late to school? He died

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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