How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

A homeless person dies.

World peace

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

Why did the bunny eat his food

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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