One Big Ass Mistake America

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

I am a real homosexual

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

Don't rape me!

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

WNBA

Black people

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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