- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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