- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

what do you call a cup?... a cup

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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