your momma's an antijoke

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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Gadaffi

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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your face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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