A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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WNBA

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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whats better than shoes feet

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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