What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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WNBA

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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World peace

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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A homeless person dies.

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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Women's rights.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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