So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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haha.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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