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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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i wish i was a tree !

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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Y2K

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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you are gay

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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