how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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no u

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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I LIKE TURLES.

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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Anti Joke

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