Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

knock knock Come in.

What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

Justin Bieber

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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