- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

George W. Bush

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Knock Knock Good one...

Miscarriages.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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