I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

World peace

A homeless person dies.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

Why did the bunny eat his food

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

Hey what time is it. 3:15

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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