What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

who farted? umm........that guy.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

Your doorbell is broken.

Womens rights.

Hummer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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