What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

you are gay

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

What is brown and sticky?

Mexicans working in an office

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

French people

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

What do you find....... there's a..........

Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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