What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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anus soup

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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a black guy leaves prison

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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Women's Golf

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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