- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

Women Drivers.

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

Adam Sandler.

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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