- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

What's your name? You tell me.

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

Adam Sandler.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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