Mexicans working in an office

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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Religion

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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