Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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Anti Joke

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