- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

I've got the moobs like jagger.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

do you know what's so funny? yup

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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