Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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a little girl gets raped

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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