When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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two fish are in a tank.

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women's rights

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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Laura Pratz..

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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