Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Get in the van

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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