Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

what do you call a cup?... a cup

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

Knock knock Who's there? What.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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