- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

French people

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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