sweaty black guy

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

Women's rights.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

A ginger rapping.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

Obama.

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

beiber i straight

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

steves legs

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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