That's unfortunate.

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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Hey, come here often? No.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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