What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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Women's Rights

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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Women's Golf

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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sweaty black guy

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Kim Kardashian.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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