Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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Nicholas Cage

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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