- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

Women's Basketball.

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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