What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

want to go home? yea

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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