- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

What is brown and smells? Poop

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

Y2K

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

French people

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