- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

Gadaffi

What is brown and smells? Poop

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

Y2K

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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