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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

What's funny and arousing? This joke.

Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

My sister has to take a dump

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

What's 1+1? 4.

A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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