Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

womens rights!

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

Sea World Japan.

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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