What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

I am really good at math debating

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

So a baby seal walks into a club

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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