What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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a little girl gets raped

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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lewis bedford

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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I love boobs

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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Anti Joke

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