Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

women's rights

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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