My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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two fish are in a tank.

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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