Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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your momma's an antijoke

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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ollie is a fag so are you

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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you are gay

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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