As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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hi

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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go go gadget

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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