- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma's an antijoke

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

A horse walks into a bar...n

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

People Eating Tasty Animals

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

you are gay

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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