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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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okay.....

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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What is brown and sticky?

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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