- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

I am really good at math debating

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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