why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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It's your mother, open the door.

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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