W.N.B.A.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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I love boobs

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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