A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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