Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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