Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

your life

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

a little girl gets raped

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

Robin, get in the car.

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

lewis bedford

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Black people are clen.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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