- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What's your name? You tell me.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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