- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

Robin, get in the car.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

Black people are clen.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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