What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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