Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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Black people are clen.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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I LIKE TURLES.

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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World peace

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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oops

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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Your mum is dead

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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Covietz has a large penis

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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Women's Rights

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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