What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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I LIKE TURLES.

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Anti Joke

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