- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love boobs

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

sweaty black guy

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

where do the women go? the womanarium

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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