- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

sweaty black guy

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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