Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

Women's rights.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

A black person in the NHL

Punchline.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Hi colton

A horse walks into a bar...n

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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