roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Rebecca Black.

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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women's rights

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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