women's rights

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Women's Basketball.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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