What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

what do you call a cup?... a cup

go go gadget

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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