A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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Where else? The junk yard

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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haha.

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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