Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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womens rights!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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Sea World Japan.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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your life

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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a little girl gets raped

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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