You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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knock knock Come in.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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Justin Bieber

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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A man buys free health care...

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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My sister has to take a dump

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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haha.

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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