What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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