Women's Rights

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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i am predestal

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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Please don't rape me.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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