why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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WNBA

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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World peace

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A homeless person dies.

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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Anti Joke

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