- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

French people

knock knock Come in.

what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

Canada's army

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

Where else? The junk yard

How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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