- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

What's funny and arousing? This joke.

NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

As a wise man once told me... "natives."

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

What's your name? You tell me.

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

women's rights

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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