Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

want to go home? yea

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

Dan O'Driscoll

How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

French people

who farted? umm........that guy.

your mom is so old that she farts dust.

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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