- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

Knock knock, come in.

Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

i heart wiener

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

You smell bad? Cool.

what is worse then going to school farlingaye

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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