Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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Y2K

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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25

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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