Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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Rebecca Black.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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