What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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There is a car full of black people.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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What should I name my dog?

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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