What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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WNBA

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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guess what? chicken butt.

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World peace

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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