- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

womens rights!

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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