- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

What should I name my dog?

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

the joke below me is not an anti joke

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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