- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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