What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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It's your mother, open the door.

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Time flies like a banana.

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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I am really good at math debating

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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