What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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noodles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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