- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

69

whats gay ? you

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

lewis bedford

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

Black people are clen.

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

how does peploe get around they walk

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

It's your mother, open the door.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??