Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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a little girl gets raped

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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Women's Basketball.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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lewis bedford

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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