- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

Black people

balls in ya mouf

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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