Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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Religion

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wat?

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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That's unfortunate.

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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Anti Joke

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