- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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