If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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Robin, get in the car.

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no u

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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