want to go home? yea

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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Religion

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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Your doorbell is broken.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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