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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

It's your mother, open the door.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

Time flies like a banana.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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