what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

Whoa! A talking carrot!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

yo mama so fat she's fat

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

sweaty black guy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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