What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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Gadaffi

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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