What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

Women's Basketball.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

What's big and black? A black fridge.

Yo mama so fat she died

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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