- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Women Drivers.

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

Adam Sandler.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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