what do you call a cup?... a cup

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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go go gadget

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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