10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

Jokes are funny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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