Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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lewis bedford

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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What comes after "Q" R

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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