N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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i wish i was a tree !

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Pavel Novak

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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Flab

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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Hi poop!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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dildo

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What's 6+2? 16

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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you just lost the game!

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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