two fish are in a tank.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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ollie is a fag so are you

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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Y2K

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Anti Joke

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