A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

What's your name? You tell me.

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Adam Sandler.

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

women's rights

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

go go gadget

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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