School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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Gadaffi

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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