A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

what did the man say to the other man? hi

There is a car full of black people.

You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

haha.

Lets go Detroit Pistons!

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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