- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Look Down Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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