- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

George W. Bush

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Punchline.

...and I'm a Mormon.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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