What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

a little girl gets raped

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

Robin, get in the car.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

lewis bedford

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

Black people are clen.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

I LIKE TURLES.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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