- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

Women's Rights

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

...and I'm a Mormon.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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