Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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69

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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no u

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Robin, get in the car.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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Yo mama so fat she died

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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