sweaty black guy

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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The glass is half an hour.

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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Gadaffi

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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