A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

Lets go Detroit Pistons!

drugs.

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

womens rights!

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