How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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Miscarriages.

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Punchline.

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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Gadaffi

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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i wish i was a tree !

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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