Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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I love boobs

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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sweaty black guy

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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