- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

So a baby seal walks into a club

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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