Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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Go away.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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WNBA

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Black people are clen.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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how does peploe get around they walk

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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Don't rape me!

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