What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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a black guy leaves prison

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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A homeless person dies.

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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Knock knock Come in!

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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