Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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