What is brown and smells? Poop

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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Y2K

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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your face.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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French people

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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