milly, milly, milly, cat

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Religion

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Dan O'Driscoll

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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A van drives into a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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