Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

A horse walks into a bar...n

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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