- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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