- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

what do you call a cup?... a cup

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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