- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

As a wise man once told me... "natives."

Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

womens rights!

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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