- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

Golf.

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

Hands women baby Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

-Knock knock -Come on in!

What's your name? You tell me.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

Jokes are funny.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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