- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's your name? You tell me.

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

women's rights

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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