Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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your face.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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Hummer.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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