Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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Justin Bieber

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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Golf.

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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