- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

whats better than shoes feet

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

Mmmmmmm Lemons

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??