- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

Women rights.

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??