What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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What's your name? You tell me.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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Adam Sandler.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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