Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

i wish i was a tree !

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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