- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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