Robin, get in the car.

no u

Yo mama so fat she died

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

I've got the moobs like jagger.

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

What is 69? A two digit number.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

whats better than shoes feet

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

World peace

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