- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

What's your name? You tell me.

roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Women Drivers.

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

what do you call a cup?... a cup

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

go go gadget

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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