What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

Covietz has a large penis

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

knock knock whos there .. derp

George W. Bush

Google Doodles

Women's rights.

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Punchline.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

want to go home? yea

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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