George W. Bush

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Punchline.

...and I'm a Mormon.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

Miscarriages.

Knock Knock Good one...

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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