What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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W.N.B.A.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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