One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

World peace

Pianca going ham

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

oops

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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