Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Robin, get in the car.

Women's Basketball.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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