how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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WNBA

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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your mother is so lesbian

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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