What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

your face.

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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milly, milly, milly, cat

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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