- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

What's 1+1? 4.

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

Hands women baby Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

What's your name? You tell me.

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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