The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

A Mexican walks into a club.

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

I like boys!!!!! CC

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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