- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

Pianca going ham

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

What's 6 + 9? 15.

roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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