How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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women's rights.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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William Raines.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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