jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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two fish are in a tank.

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Punchline.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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okay.....

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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