A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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What should I name my dog?

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go go gadget

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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women's rights

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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