Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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A ginger rapping.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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