no u

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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whats better than shoes feet

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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World peace

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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guess what? chicken butt.

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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