What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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women's rights

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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Women's Basketball.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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a black guy leaves prison

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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Anti Joke

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