- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

jack shine has boobs

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

Black people

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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