- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

As a wise man once told me... "natives."

There is a car full of black people.

roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

Golf.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

What should I name my dog?

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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