- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

what do you call a cup?... a cup

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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