All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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Bumsniffer

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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Where else? The junk yard

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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