- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

George W. Bush

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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