- Anti Joke

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

knock knock whos there .. derp

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

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