- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

Pianca going ham

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