What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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Women's Basketball.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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Potato salad

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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