Yo mama so fat she died

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Pickle!

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Tacos

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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your mother is so lesbian

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Dead babies.

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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oops

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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