whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Punchline.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Knock Knock Good one...

two fish are in a tank.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

A horse walks into a bar...n

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

Y2K

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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