What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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no u

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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