What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

women's rights

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

womens rights!

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

no u

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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