Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

What's big and black? A black fridge.

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

Yo mama so fat she died

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

W.N.B.A.

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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