- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

WNBA

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Gadaffi

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

Hi colton

i wish i was a tree !

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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