A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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Black people are clen.

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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