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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Women's rights.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

...and I'm a Mormon.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

Knock Knock Good one...

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

A horse walks into a bar...n

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

Y2K

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Women's rights.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

...and I'm a Mormon.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

Knock Knock Good one...

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

A horse walks into a bar...n

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

Y2K

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.