whats better than shoes feet

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

World peace

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

Black people

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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