- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

A bar walks into your mother.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

Q: What's the point? A: .

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

Your mum is dead

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

Women's rights.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

What time is it? 10:58

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??