What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

The glass is half an hour.

Hey

your momma's an antijoke

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

I love you.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

A horse walks into a bar...n

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

want to go home? yea

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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