Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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your face.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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