jack shine has boobs

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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