whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Women's rights.

Punchline.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

A horse walks into a bar...n

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

want to go home? yea

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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