How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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I love boobs

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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I am a real homosexual

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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