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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

What's funny and arousing? This joke.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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