Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Hi colton

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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noodles

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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Thumbs this up

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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