Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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dead babies

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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minorities

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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