Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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Miscarriages.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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