Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

George W. Bush

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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