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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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