The glass is half an hour.

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Hi colton

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Write your own

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

Nicholas Cage

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

Anti Joke

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