- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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