What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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Golf.

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haha.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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What's your name? You tell me.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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Jokes are funny.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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come along children

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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go go gadget

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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