when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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It's your mother, open the door.

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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I am really good at math debating

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Knock Knock Good one...

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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