Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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lewis bedford

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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