What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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no u

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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