- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am black.

Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

What's 1+1? 4.

My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

Women Drivers.

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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