one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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My butt!!!!

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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Religion

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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Justin Bieber

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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