- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

What's big and black? A black fridge.

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

Yo mama so fat she died

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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What is 69? A two digit number.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

whats better than shoes feet

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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