What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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womens rights!

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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no u

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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whats better than shoes feet

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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