What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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i wish i was a tree !

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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Dan O'Driscoll

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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