- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

Haha pizza

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

go go gadget

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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