why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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steves legs

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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Gadaffi

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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i wish i was a tree !

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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Hi colton

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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okay.....

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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