What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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What's your name? You tell me.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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come along children

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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