Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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Religion

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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French people

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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Where else? The junk yard

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