Knock Knock Good one...

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

Hi colton

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

Write your own

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

want to go home? yea

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

Dan O'Driscoll

your mom is so old that she farts dust.

who farted? umm........that guy.

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