what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

What time is it? 12:03 AM

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

noodles

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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