What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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