no u

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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