What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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Punchline.

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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Gadaffi

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Knock Knock Good one...

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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Hi colton

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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