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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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I am black.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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Anti Joke

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