three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

Where else? The junk yard

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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