- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

I am black.

My sister has to take a dump

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

Golf.

Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

the chicken whent boomand then died

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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