- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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