When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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My sister has to take a dump

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Adam Sandler.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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go go gadget

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Jokes are funny.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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Women rights.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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