Punchline.

Women's rights.

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

two fish are in a tank.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

Hi colton

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Knock Knock Good one...

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

Write your own

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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