What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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lewis bedford

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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I LIKE TURLES.

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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It's your mother, open the door.

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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