What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Gadaffi

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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penisface

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Hi colton

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A black person in the NHL

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i wish i was a tree !

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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