Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

I LIKE TURLES.

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

sweaty black guy

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

Anti Joke

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