Covietz has a large penis

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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Punchline.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Miscarriages.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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