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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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Hi colton

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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Nicholas Cage

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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noodles

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a black father

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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