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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

haha.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

women's rights

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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