- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Gadaffi

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

What is brown and smells? Poop

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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