why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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