a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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oops

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It's your mother, open the door.

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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