What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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Hello world

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You smell bad? Cool.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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if it's friday, it must be China

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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Bumsniffer

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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Anti Joke

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