Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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Robin, get in the car.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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