- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

How Long is a Chinese man.

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

why did the chicken cross the road.

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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