- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

There is a car full of black people.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

My sister has to take a dump

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

Golf.

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

What's your name? You tell me.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

the chicken whent boomand then died

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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