what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

sweaty black guy

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

Your mum is dead

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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