A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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