- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

Hey guess what? Nevermind.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

Global Warming.

did you ever see a butter fly?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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