Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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Womens rights.

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Justin Bieber

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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