Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

why did the chicken cross the road.

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

you wanna hear a joke? no

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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knock knock whos there .. derp

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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