Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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want to go home? yea

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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French people

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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i fondle myself every night....

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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Where else? The junk yard

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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