- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

I LIKE TURLES.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

corey is a nipplepotomus

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

where do the women go? the womanarium

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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