What's funny and arousing? This joke.

Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

Golf.

I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

Women Drivers.

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

what do you call a cup?... a cup

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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