- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Hi colton

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

noodles

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

Thumbs this up

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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