Gadaffi

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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your face.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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