A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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Covietz has a large penis

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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Women's Rights

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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