- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

Mexicans working in an office

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

your mom is so old that she farts dust.

Religion

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

A van drives into a car.

Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

Your doorbell is broken.

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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