Women Drivers.

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

go go gadget

Haha pizza

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

women's rights

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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