There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

Knock Knock Good one...

Gadaffi

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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