What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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i wish i was a tree !

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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A black person in the NHL

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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Religion

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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Womens rights.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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