- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

your face.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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