What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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Womens rights.

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Your doorbell is broken.

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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Where else? The junk yard

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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I am black.

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My sister has to take a dump

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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Golf.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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