A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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Anti jokes are funny

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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arse

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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