What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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There is a car full of black people.

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I dislike old people.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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My sister has to take a dump

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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Golf.

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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What's your name? You tell me.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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