What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

thumb_up thumb_down -5

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Nicholas Cage

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

thumb_up thumb_down -11

You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Religion

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

thumb_up thumb_down -13

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

thumb_up thumb_down -21

How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

thumb_up thumb_down -23

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

thumb_up thumb_down -25

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops