What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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What does a man like. food.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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WNBA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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