A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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Robin, get in the car.

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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