Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

No.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

So a baby seal walks into a club

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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