Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

What time is it? 12:03 AM

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

noodles

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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