What's funny and arousing? This joke.

NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

As a wise man once told me... "natives."

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

haha.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

women's rights

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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