a black guy leaves prison

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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whats better than shoes feet

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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Go away.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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World peace

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Pianca going ham

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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Anti Joke

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