What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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Womens rights.

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Your doorbell is broken.

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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Anti Joke

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