Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

who farted? umm........that guy.

your mom is so old that she farts dust.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

i fondle myself every night....

What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

Where else? The junk yard

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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