Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

Gadaffi

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

Hi colton

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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