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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

What should I name my dog?

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

what do you call a cup?... a cup

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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