Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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Religion

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Your doorbell is broken.

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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