Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

steves legs

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Gadaffi

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

i wish i was a tree !

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

Hi colton

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

okay.....

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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