- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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