Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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Black people

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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Women's Rights

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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