What's not red? No tomatoes.

Rebecca Black.

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

Jokes are funny.

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

womens rights!

Knock knock Who's there? What.

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