What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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lewis bedford

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Anti Joke

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