What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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What's your name? You tell me.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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