What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

Connor "Rusty" McLeod

Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

What's funny and arousing? This joke.

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

What's your name? You tell me.

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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