It's your mother, open the door.

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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George W. Bush

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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I am really good at math debating

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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No.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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