A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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Golf.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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