What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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you are gay

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What is brown and sticky?

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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Womens rights.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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