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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

It's your mother, open the door.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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