- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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