Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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Covietz has a large penis

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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I am really good at math debating

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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Gadaffi

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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Hi colton

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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