- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

womens rights!

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Women's Basketball.

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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