A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

Nicholas Cage

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

a black father

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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