What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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