Sea World Japan.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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Pianca going ham

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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oops

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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