- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Mmmmmmm Lemons

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

Don't rape me!

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

oops

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

It's your mother, open the door.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

Giving birth to the antichrist

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Women's rights.

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