- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

dead babies

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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