Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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World peace

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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George W. Bush

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Anti Joke

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