You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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What's your name? You tell me.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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