Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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I am really good at math debating

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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Gadaffi

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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penisface

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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your momma's an antijoke

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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