- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

look at there!! an entire dog!!

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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