What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Women's Basketball.

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

A baby seal walks into a club...

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