What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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haha.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Golf.

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