Justin Bieber

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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There is a car full of black people.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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