Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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womens rights!

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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