A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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There were three hungry cows in a barn. One day, one of them finds a stick of butter on the ground, and notifies the other cows of his findings. Since the barn was ran like a democracy, the cows decided via 2/3 vote that the winner of the stick of butter should be decided by a checkers tournament. The problem is that there is no good way to run a checkers tournament with three cows because checkers is a one-on-one game. The first cow suggests trying to find another cow to join in so that they could have a bracket-style tournament, but there were only three cows that lived in the barn. The second cow suggests a round-robin style tournament. The third cow informs the second cow that there is a possibility of a tie because each cow can finish with one win and one loss among the two games in a round-robin tournament. The first cow suggests that the round-robin process can be repeated until there is a winner. This joint suggestion was approved by 2/3 vote by the cows. Finally the checkers tournament begins. The first cow says to the second cow, "you butter not beat me at checkers!"

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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