- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's your name? You tell me.

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

Jokes are funny.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

come along children

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

go go gadget

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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