Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

What's big and black? A black fridge.

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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whats better than shoes feet

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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