Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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The glass is half an hour.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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25

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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