Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

jack shine has boobs

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

George W. Bush

I am really good at math debating

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

penisface

Gadaffi

...and I'm a Mormon.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

i wish i was a tree !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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