jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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My sister has to take a dump

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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There is a car full of black people.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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Golf.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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What's your name? You tell me.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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