- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

What's big and black? A black fridge.

I've got the moobs like jagger.

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

9:11 make a wish

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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