- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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