What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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Your doorbell is broken.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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