Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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Jokes are funny.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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memes

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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Sea World Japan.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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