Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

God.

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

knock knock whos there .. derp

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

I am really good at math debating

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Knock Knock Good one...

i wish i was a tree !

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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