Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

So a baby seal walks into a club

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

who farted? umm........that guy.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

Womens rights.

Your doorbell is broken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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