What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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