- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

Baseball

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

Gadaffi

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

Punchline.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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Anti Joke

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