What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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