What's big and black? A black fridge.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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9:11 make a wish

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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