Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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The WNBA

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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