womens rights!

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

where's waldo? in a picture book.

I've got the moobs like jagger.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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