What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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a black guy leaves prison

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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Your mum is dead

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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