I am really good at math debating

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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What is brown and sticky?

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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