Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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A ginger rapping.

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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pubic lice.

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two fish are in a tank.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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Punchline.

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