- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

What should I name my dog?

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

what do you call a cup?... a cup

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

go go gadget

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

womens rights!

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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