- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

where do the women go? the womanarium

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

Why did the bunny eat his food

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

I don't get it

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

I am really good at math debating

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