A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

Covietz has a large penis

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

George W. Bush

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Miscarriages.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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