A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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women's rights

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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