what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Black people are clen.

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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Knock knock Come in!

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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A homeless person dies.

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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I love boobs

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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oops

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Anti Joke

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