A horse walks into a bar...n

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

Religion

your mom is so old that she farts dust.

I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

A van drives into a car.

Your doorbell is broken.

Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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