- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

A women walks out of a kitchen.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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