What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

It's your mother, open the door.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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