- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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