A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

Robin, get in the car.

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

Sea World Japan.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

What do you call Obama? - the president

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

I LIKE TURLES.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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