Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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go go gadget

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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memes

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Women rights.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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