Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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W.N.B.A.

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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A homeless person dies.

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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Black people

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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Women's Rights

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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steves legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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