A horse walks into a bar...n

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

your face.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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