How Long is a Chinese man.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

yo mama so fat she's fat

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

why did the chicken cross the road.

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

God.

Black people

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

It's your mother, open the door.

Covietz has a large penis

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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