do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

Black people are clen.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Tacos

A homeless person dies.

why did the chicken cross the road.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

you wanna hear a joke? no

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

sweaty black guy

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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