Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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