- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Google Doodles

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Hi colton

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

noodles

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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