Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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Gadaffi

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Knock Knock Good one...

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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noodles

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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