Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Nicholas Cage

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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