What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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