Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

what do you call a cup?... a cup

go go gadget

Haha pizza

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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