Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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jack shine has boobs

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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George W. Bush

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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Anti Joke

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