womens rights!

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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lewis bedford

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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W.N.B.A.

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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