what is patrick wilson? smart

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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Pickle!

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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your mother is so lesbian

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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how does peploe get around they walk

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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Women

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