Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Why did the bunny eat his food

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

Women's rights.

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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Women's Rights

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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