Tacos

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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arse

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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This is not Will Smith.

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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Women's Golf

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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sweaty black guy

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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