- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

I LIKE TURLES.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Can I touch it?

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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