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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

you are gay

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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