What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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Mexicans working in an office

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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Womens rights.

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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