What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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