Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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OGC - tilt your head

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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French people

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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Hello world

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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