Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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