- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

Pianca going ham

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Covietz has a large penis

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

I am really good at math debating

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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