roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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Knock Knock Good one...

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Gadaffi

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penisface

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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Hi colton

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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