Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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ollie is a fag so are you

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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Dan O'Driscoll

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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Your doorbell is broken.

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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