- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Robin, get in the car.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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