A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

what is patrick wilson? smart

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

josh simpson has cancer

Chuck Norris died.

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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