3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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The WNBA

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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