- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Golf.

What's 1+1? 4.

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

-Knock knock -Come on in!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

what do you call a cup?... a cup

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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