Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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women's rights

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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memes

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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