Why did the bunny eat his food

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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No.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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Anti Joke

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