who farted? umm........that guy.

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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Your doorbell is broken.

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Womens rights.

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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There is a car full of black people.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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My sister has to take a dump

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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Golf.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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