Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

A homeless person dies.

How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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