"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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