Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

who farted? umm........that guy.

What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

Your doorbell is broken.

How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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