- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I LIKE TURLES.

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

I love boobs

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

God.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

One Big Ass Mistake America

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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