- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Golf.

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

What's your name? You tell me.

What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

what do you call a cup?... a cup

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

womens rights!

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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