your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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i fondle myself every night....

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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Where else? The junk yard

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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Anti Joke

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