- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

A fat man buys a salad

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

I am really good at math debating

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

Punchline.

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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