- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

What's 1+1? 4.

whats round and like a ball a ball

A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

womens rights!

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

go go gadget

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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