Women rights.

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memes

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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Sea World Japan.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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W.N.B.A.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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