- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

Where else? The junk yard

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

There is a car full of black people.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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