How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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jack shine has boobs

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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A ginger rapping.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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steves legs

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I am really good at math debating

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Gadaffi

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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i wish i was a tree !

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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Anti Joke

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