A women walks out of a kitchen.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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Sea World Japan.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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