A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Mexicans working in an office

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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