Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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go go gadget

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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Women's Basketball.

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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Go away.

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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