A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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I am black.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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