How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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Y2K

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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you are gay

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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