- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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