What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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Google Doodles

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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you are gay

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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