Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

Yo mama so fat she died

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

9:11 make a wish

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

I LIKE TURLES.

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