- Anti Joke

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

. Deez nuts Ok

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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