you wanna hear a joke? no

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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Covietz has a large penis

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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I am really good at math debating

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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penisface

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Gadaffi

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Knock Knock Good one...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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