- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

One Big Ass Mistake America

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

I love boobs

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

I am a real homosexual

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

It's your mother, open the door.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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