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Punchline.

penisface

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

. Deez nuts Ok

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

want to go home? yea

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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