*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

No.

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

your momma's an antijoke

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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