why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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This is not Will Smith.

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newt gingrich

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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i am predestal

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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