What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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your face.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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