A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

A ginger rapping.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

steves legs

two fish are in a tank.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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