- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

womens rights!

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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