women's rights

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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