Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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George W. Bush

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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your momma's an antijoke

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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