What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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you are gay

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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