- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

come along children

Adam Sandler.

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

women's rights

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

memes

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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