What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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