- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

Women's rights.

Gadaffi

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

No.

Hi colton

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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