- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

women's rights

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

the joke below me is not an anti joke

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