What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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It's your mother, open the door.

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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I am really good at math debating

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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i wish i was a tree !

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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Miscarriages.

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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