- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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want to go home? yea

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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