- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

you are gay

Nicholas Cage

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

noodles

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

Thumbs this up

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

who farted? umm........that guy.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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