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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

whats better than shoes feet

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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