Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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A fat man buys a salad

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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I am really good at math debating

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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Gadaffi

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Punchline.

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penisface

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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want to go home? yea

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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Anti Joke

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