Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

Women Drivers.

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

what do you call a cup?... a cup

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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