- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

A man buys free health care...

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Golf.

What's 1+1? 4.

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

-Knock knock -Come on in!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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