Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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womens rights!

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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