your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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your face.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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if it's friday, it must be China

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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