- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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