Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

George W. Bush

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

I am really good at math debating

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

...and I'm a Mormon.

penisface

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

i wish i was a tree !

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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