- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Knock Knock Good one...

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

want to go home? yea

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

your mom is so old that she farts dust.

who farted? umm........that guy.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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