Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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