- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

I am really good at math debating

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Knock Knock Good one...

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Lets make like trees and stand still

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

you are gay

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