- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

I LIKE TURLES.

God.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

Avery has crabs.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

Your mum is dead

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

Giving birth to the antichrist

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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