Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

haha.

Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

-Knock knock -Come on in!

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

What should I name my dog?

Jacob Edwards has friends.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

Jokes are funny.

GONNA

what do you call a cup?... a cup

Fruitcake

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

go go gadget

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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