Women's rights.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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Mexicans working in an office

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Anti Joke

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