roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Obama.

Jewish People

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

oops

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

I am a real homosexual

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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