- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

A homeless person dies.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

I LIKE TURLES.

God.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

Your mum is dead

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Covietz has a large penis

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