Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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lewis bedford

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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