Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

What is 69? A two digit number.

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

why did the chicken cross the road.

why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

Pianca going ham

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

you wanna hear a joke? no

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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