what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Black people are clen.

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

Knock knock Come in!

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

I love boobs

Mmmmmmm Lemons

A homeless person dies.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

Josh kissing a girl

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

oops

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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