- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

Military intelligence.

Why was johny late to school? He died

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Fruitcake

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

666 im christian

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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