Women's rights.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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your momma's an antijoke

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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No.

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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