Knock knock Come in!

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

I love boobs

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

I LIKE TURLES.

Mmmmmmm Lemons

A homeless person dies.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Don't rape me!

Josh kissing a girl

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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