- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats better than shoes feet

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

How Long is a Chinese man.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

One Big Ass Mistake America

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

I love boobs

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

I am a real homosexual

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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