What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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There is a car full of black people.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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go go gadget

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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women's rights

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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