George W. Bush

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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Women's Rights

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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Nicholas Cage

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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