- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

It's your mother, open the door.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

I am really good at math debating

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Knock Knock Good one...

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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