Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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A homeless person dies.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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