Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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There is a car full of black people.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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