Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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I am really good at math debating

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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steves legs

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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