- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

W.N.B.A.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

How do you leave a man in suspense...

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

yo mama so fat she's fat

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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