A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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