- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

It's your mother, open the door.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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