- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Your mum is dead

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

Covietz has a large penis

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Women's rights.

Punchline.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

I am really good at math debating

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

penisface

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

Knock Knock Good one...

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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