What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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lewis bedford

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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I LIKE TURLES.

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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