Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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womens rights!

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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