The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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no u

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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a black guy leaves prison

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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Jewish People

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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