Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

As a wise man once told me... "natives."

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

I dislike old people.

A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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