- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

Asians...

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

Jasper sucks.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

women's rights

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

George W. Bush

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

WNBA

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

...and I'm a Mormon.

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