A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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Canada's army

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Where else? The junk yard

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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Golf.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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