- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

nice shorts.

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

Women Drivers.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

What's your name? You tell me.

Military intelligence.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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