why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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Yo mama so fat she died

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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Pianca going ham

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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