What's big and black? A black fridge.

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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9:11 make a wish

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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