- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Gadaffi

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

. Deez nuts Ok

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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