If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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God.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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Covietz has a large penis

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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I am really good at math debating

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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penisface

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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