a man walks into a bar.......ouch

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

I LIKE TURLES.

Tacos

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

A homeless person dies.

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

you wanna hear a joke? no

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

sweaty black guy

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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