A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Robin, get in the car.

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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