I'm Spartacus

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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WTF BOOOOOM

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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