- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

Covietz has a large penis

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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