What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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Women's Basketball.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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lewis bedford

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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whats better than shoes feet

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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