Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Obamacare!

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Anti Joke

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