A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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Knock knock! Yes?

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Nicholas Cage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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Religion

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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