- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your face.

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

i fondle myself every night....

What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

What do you find....... there's a..........

When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

Where else? The junk yard

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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