I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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A black person in the NHL

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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