If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

Giving birth to the antichrist

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

George W. Bush

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Google Doodles

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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