- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

Josh kissing a girl

It's your mother, open the door.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Google Doodles

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Gadaffi

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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