Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

how does peploe get around they walk

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

why did the chicken cross the road.

What comes after "Q" R

yo mama so fat she's fat

God.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

corey is a nipplepotomus

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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