Mmmmmmm Lemons

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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I love boobs

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A homeless person dies.

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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Don't rape me!

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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Josh kissing a girl

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It's your mother, open the door.

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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