Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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