- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

Rebecca Black.

What should I name my dog?

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

Adam Sandler.

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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