- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mexicans working in an office

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

Womens rights.

N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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