What's funnier than 24? 25.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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