a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

come along children

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

go go gadget

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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