I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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barack osama

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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GONNA

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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