- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

why did the chicken cross the road.

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

Pianca going ham

Mmmmmmm Lemons

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

you wanna hear a joke? no

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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