A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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Pianca going ham

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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