Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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Women rights.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Robin, get in the car.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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