Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

Knock knock! Yes?

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

milly, milly, milly, cat

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

A mexican goes to an ATM.

Dan O'Driscoll

What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

Your doorbell is broken.

what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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