How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

W.N.B.A.

What is 69? A two digit number.

lewis bedford

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

whats better than shoes feet

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

How Long is a Chinese man.

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

One Big Ass Mistake America

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

I love boobs

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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