What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

no u

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

A women walks out of a kitchen.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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