Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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Women Drivers.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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go go gadget

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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women's rights

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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Anti Joke

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