what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

A ginger rapping.

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

steves legs

two fish are in a tank.

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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