What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

jack shine has boobs

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

George W. Bush

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

I am really good at math debating

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

penisface

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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