- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

your face.

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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