That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Potato salad

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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W.N.B.A.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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