A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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What should I name my dog?

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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