Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

you are gay

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

noodles

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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