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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Punchline.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

Gadaffi

Knock Knock Good one...

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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