Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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What should I name my dog?

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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GONNA

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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