- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

Chuck Norris died.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

josh simpson has cancer

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

what is patrick wilson? smart

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

arse

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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