- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

What should I name my dog?

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

go go gadget

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

A baby seal walks into a club...

A women walks out of a kitchen.

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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