- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

Pianca going ham

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

Jewish People

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

It's your mother, open the door.

Time flies like a banana.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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