- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

Lets make like trees and stand still

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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