What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Golf.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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