Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

I am really good at math debating

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Knock Knock Good one...

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

want to go home? yea

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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