... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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George W. Bush

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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Punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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Hi colton

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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