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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

A women walks out of a kitchen.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

W.N.B.A.

lewis bedford

Black people are clen.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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