What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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Golf.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What should I name my dog?

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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GONNA

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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go go gadget

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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