Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

guess what? chicken butt.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

A horse walks into a glue factory..

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Obamacare!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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