why did the chicken cross the road.

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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Can I touch it?

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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