It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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womens rights!

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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