- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

It's your mother, open the door.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

I am really good at math debating

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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