A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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Y2K

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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your face.

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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A van drives into a car.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Your doorbell is broken.

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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