What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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penisface

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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