What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

Women's Rights

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

I am really good at math debating

pubic lice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

steves legs

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

Gadaffi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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