Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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