Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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A bar walks into your mother.

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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