Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

I LIKE TURLES.

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

God.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Your mum is dead

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Giving birth to the antichrist

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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