Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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want to go home? yea

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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Womens rights.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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