What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

you just lost the game!

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

your mom is so old that she farts dust.

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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