Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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your momma's an antijoke

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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