- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim blows up a bar

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

What's gay and gay? Joe

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

The glass is half an hour.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Look Down Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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