Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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My sister has to take a dump

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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go go gadget

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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women's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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