Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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a black guy leaves prison

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W.N.B.A.

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Pianca going ham

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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