A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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