Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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I am a real homosexual

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Nickelback.

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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Covietz has a large penis

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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I don't get it

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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WNBA

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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