Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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Men's rights

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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http://www.ladsta.com

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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