why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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