How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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Knock Knock Good one...

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Gadaffi

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Write your own

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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penisface

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Hi colton

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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