- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

What's funny and arousing? This joke.

NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

As a wise man once told me... "natives."

Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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