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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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i fondle myself every night....

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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Where else? The junk yard

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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69

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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