What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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