- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

9:11 make a wish

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Tacos

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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