- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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