A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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penisface

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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