- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

Nicholas Cage

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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