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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

Nicholas Cage

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

a black father

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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