why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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