- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

Women's Rights

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Google Doodles

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

Lets make like trees and stand still

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

noodles

Nicholas Cage

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

Anti Joke

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