- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

Pianca going ham

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Covietz has a large penis

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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