Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What should I name my dog?

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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womens rights!

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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