Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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I LIKE TURLES.

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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What comes after "Q" R

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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how does peploe get around they walk

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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God.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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