- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

I am a real homosexual

How do you leave a man in suspense...

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

you wanna hear a joke? no

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

jewish people like other jewish people.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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