Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

A homeless person dies.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

God.

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

Mmmmmmm Lemons

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

Avery has crabs.

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

It's your mother, open the door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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