- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

Jewish People

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

Knock Knock. Go away!

Covietz has a large penis

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

George W. Bush

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