What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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Golf.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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What should I name my dog?

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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