Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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W.N.B.A.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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