Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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