What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

George W. Bush

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Women's rights.

Women's Rights

Google Doodles

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

you are gay

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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