Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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a black father

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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