What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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memes

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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Sea World Japan.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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