Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

When is a joke funny? When you read it.

What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

Women's sports.

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

Why was johny late to school? He died

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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