- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Golf.

You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

What should I name my dog?

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock Opens Door

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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