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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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