- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

What's funny and arousing? This joke.

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

What's not red? No tomatoes.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

come along children

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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