- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock Opens Door

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

A women walks out of a kitchen.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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