- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

Covietz has a large penis

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

I am really good at math debating

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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