Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Womens rights.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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lol

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hi

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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Justin Bieber

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Water, please.

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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