Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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What should I name my dog?

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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