There once was a rich man who owned a really big mansion, he's a very organised man and likes routine, every day at 6.30pm he goes for an hour long jog. One day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his mansion is on fire and he can see a little orange man running away in the distance. But he thinks nothing of it. The man has lost a lot of money, but can still afford to move into a slighty smaller, yet still very large house. The next day he goes out for his jog and when he gets back his big house is on fire and again, he sees the little orange man running away in the distance. He thinks nothing of it, but has now lost even more money, and has to move into a regular size house. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his house is on fire and again he sees the little orange man running away in the distance. He thinks nothing of it and has lost even more money. He is really gutted by this point and now has to move into a single bedroom flat. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his flat is on fire and again he sees a little orange man running away in the distance. He still thinks nothing of it and has now lost all his money, and has to move into a cardboard box under a bridge. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his cardboard box is on fire and again he sees a little orange man running away in the distance. He is sick of this and decides to chase the little orange man. When he catches him he tackles him to the ground, turns him over and asks.. did you burn down my mansion, my big house, my average sized house, my flat, and my box? The little orange man replies no.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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womens rights!

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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a little girl gets raped

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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