a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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go go gadget

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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women's rights

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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memes

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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