Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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There is a car full of black people.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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