A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

sweaty black guy

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

I don't get it

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

sixty....eight.

*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

your momma's an antijoke

penisface

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

you are gay

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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