whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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Water, please.

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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