why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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Hi colton

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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want to go home? yea

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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Y2K

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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