What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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Your life That's the joke

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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