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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

What comes after "Q" R

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Women's rights.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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