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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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