Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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W.N.B.A.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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I love boobs

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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