A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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memes

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Women rights.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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