What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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What's your name? You tell me.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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women's rights

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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