- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

George W. Bush

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

What's gay and gay? Joe

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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