- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

baby seal walks into a bar

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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