Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

What's not red? No tomatoes.

what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

What should I name my dog?

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

Women Drivers.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

go go gadget

Haha pizza

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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