Knock Knock Good one...

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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i wish i was a tree !

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Miscarriages.

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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Knock knock! Yes?

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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