What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

Women rights.

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

where's waldo? in a picture book.

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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