My sister has to take a dump

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

What should I name my dog?

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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