Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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Sea World Japan.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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I LIKE TURLES.

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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