Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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God.

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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oops

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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Your mum is dead

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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George W. Bush

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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Women's Rights

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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