- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

Knock Knock Good one...

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

penisface

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

i wish i was a tree !

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

Womens rights.

what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??