Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

. Deez nuts Ok

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

want to go home? yea

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

you are gay

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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