What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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It's your mother, open the door.

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