How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Women's rights.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Knock knock Come in!

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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