- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

you are gay

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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