- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

A homeless person dies.

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

Mmmmmmm Lemons

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

It's your mother, open the door.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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