- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

What did the mole say? Nothing

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

your momma's an antijoke

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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