What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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