- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

It's your mother, open the door.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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