your face.

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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noodles

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Dear John,

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if it's friday, it must be China

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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Where else? The junk yard

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alcoholism kills

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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