Working hard or hardly working????

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

. Deez nuts Ok

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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