- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

What's your name? You tell me.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

women's rights

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

Your life That's the joke

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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