Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

Dear John,

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

Womens rights.

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