One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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Pianca going ham

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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Can I touch it?

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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