Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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A man walks into a bar.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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