- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

God.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

shut up

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

Josh kissing a girl

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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