What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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Covietz has a large penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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your momma's an antijoke

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Miscarriages.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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