- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I LIKE TURLES.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

Yo mama so fat she died

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

God.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

Brittney Spears

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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