- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

but there is a road to the super market

Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

what did the man say to the other man? hi

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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