- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jewish people like other jewish people.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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