how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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