What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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Mexicans working in an office

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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Your doorbell is broken.

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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