A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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a banana

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Go away.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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WNBA

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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Pianca going ham

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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