Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

It's your mother, open the door.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

jack shine has boobs

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

I am really good at math debating

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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