Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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Golf.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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