- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Covietz has a large penis

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Your mum is dead

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Punchline.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Women's rights.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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