Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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Women rights.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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Sea World Japan.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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