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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

go go gadget

Women rights.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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