What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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Women rights.

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

Sea World Japan.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

W.N.B.A.

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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