a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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lololololololololol

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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