How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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pubic lice.

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Gadaffi

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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Hi colton

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i wish i was a tree !

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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