how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

Pianca going ham

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Obama.

Jewish People

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

It's your mother, open the door.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

Time flies like a banana.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

George W. Bush

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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