What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What should I name my dog?

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

GONNA

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

go go gadget

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

Yo mama so fat she died

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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