Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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Pianca going ham

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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