What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

Pianca going ham

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Obama.

Jewish People

yo mama so fat she's fat

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

I am a real homosexual

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

Mmmmmmm Lemons

Punchline.

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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