- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

Women's Rights

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

i am predestal

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

Josh kissing a girl

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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