A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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lol

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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Rob Bell

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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