roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Covietz has a large penis

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

Time flies like a banana.

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

Your mum is dead

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

I don't get it

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