A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

Jewish People

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

I am a real homosexual

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

Avery has crabs.

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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