a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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Women's rights.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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sixty....eight.

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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you are gay

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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Hi colton

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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