- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

go go gadget

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

Women's Basketball.

A women walks out of a kitchen.

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