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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

Yo mama so fat she died

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

What is 69? A two digit number.

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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