yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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W.N.B.A.

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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guess what? chicken butt.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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World peace

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Women

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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