Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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Women's Rights

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Women's rights.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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i am predestal

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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Josh kissing a girl

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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beiber i straight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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