Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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women's rights

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Shit.

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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Women's Rights...

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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potato

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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