- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

I'm gay. Great me too.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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