Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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