How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Your mum is dead

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

how does peploe get around they walk

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Nickelback.

Time flies like a banana.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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