Religion

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

Anal cheese curds.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

When is a joke funny? When you read it.

What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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