Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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Gadaffi

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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No.

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your momma's an antijoke

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Hi colton

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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Nicholas Cage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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French people

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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