Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Women Drivers.

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

Fruitcake

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

womens rights!

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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