Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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