- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

It's your mother, open the door.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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