What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

9/11/01 walks into a bar

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

A homeless person dies.

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

Mmmmmmm Lemons

Pianca going ham

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

jack shine has boobs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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