- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

I am really good at math debating

...and I'm a Mormon.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

What break when you talk?

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

Knock Knock Good one...

Lets make like trees and stand still

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