- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

Pianca going ham

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

you wanna hear a joke? no

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

Covietz has a large penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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