- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

Women's Rights

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

Google Doodles

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Women's rights.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Anti Joke

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