Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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two fish are in a tank.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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penisface

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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okay.....

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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