What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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alcoholism kills

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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