Women's Basketball.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

Yo mama so fat she died

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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