- Anti Joke

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

two fish are in a tank.

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

i wish i was a tree !

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

Knock knock! Yes?

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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