What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Potato salad

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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