Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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Potato salad

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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9:11 make a wish

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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a black guy leaves prison

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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