Pianca going ham

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

Obama.

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

Jewish People

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

I am a real homosexual

Mmmmmmm Lemons

Punchline.

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

George W. Bush

What's gay and gay? Joe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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