- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

What time is it? 12:03 AM

you are gay

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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