why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

you are gay

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

your face.

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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