Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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lewis bedford

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69

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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