- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

A homeless person dies.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

God.

Mmmmmmm Lemons

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

your all shit at jokes

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Covietz has a large penis

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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