- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

drugs.

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

whats round and like a ball a ball

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What should I name my dog?

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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