What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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Pianca going ham

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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