- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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