Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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lol

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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Golf.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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