I dislike old people.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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