Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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jack shine has boobs

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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penisface

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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your momma's an antijoke

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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Gadaffi

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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Write your own

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. Deez nuts Ok

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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