What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

whats better than shoes feet

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

lewis bedford

What is 69? A two digit number.

W.N.B.A.

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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