- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

What's 1+1? 4.

What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

go go gadget

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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