Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

. Deez nuts Ok

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

want to go home? yea

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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