corey is a nipplepotomus

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

What's gay and gay? Joe

Hey what time is it. 3:15

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

I don't get it

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

Write your own

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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