- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

I LIKE TURLES.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

Don't rape me!

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Josh kissing a girl

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

It's your mother, open the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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