- Anti Joke

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

-13

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

-15

When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

-29

If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

A horse walks into a bar...n

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

want to go home? yea

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

Knock knock! Yes?

you are gay

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

Dan O'Driscoll

What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

lol

Canada's army

When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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