your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

a black guy leaves prison

Black people are clen.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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