Womens rights.

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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