What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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Your doorbell is broken.

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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