Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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Dear John,

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Anti Joke

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