What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

whats better than shoes feet

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

A fat man buys a salad

jack shine has boobs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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