Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

God.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

Jewish People

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Avery has crabs.

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

oops

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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