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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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