- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

Womens rights.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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