dead babies

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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anus soup

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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sweaty black guy

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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