A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

your face.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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