- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

God.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Your mum is dead

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Giving birth to the antichrist

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

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