Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

Knock Knock Good one...

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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