newt gingrich

9:11 make a wish

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

One Big Ass Mistake America

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

Pianca going ham

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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