Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

Knock Knock Good one...

penisface

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

Anti Joke

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