- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

9/11/01 walks into a bar

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

Pianca going ham

you wanna hear a joke? no

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

Knock Knock. Go away!

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