Yo mama so fat she died

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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Potato salad

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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Pianca going ham

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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