Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +14

A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

thumb_up thumb_down +12

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

thumb_up thumb_down +12

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A ginger rapping.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

thumb_up thumb_down +8

pubic lice.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Women's rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Knock Knock Good one...

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops