How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

A ginger rapping.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

pubic lice.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

Women's rights.

Knock Knock Good one...

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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