- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

What's funny and arousing? This joke.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

I am black.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

Women Drivers.

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