Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

Women's Basketball.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

W.N.B.A.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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