- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

Dear John,

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me troll face

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

A van drives into a car.

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