What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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your face.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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lol

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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Where else? The junk yard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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