- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

What should I name my dog?

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What's your name? You tell me.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

what do you call a cup?... a cup

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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