A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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W.N.B.A.

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a black guy leaves prison

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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