What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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9:11 make a wish

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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