- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

Mmmmmmm Lemons

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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