- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

What's funny and arousing? This joke.

Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

haha.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

drugs.

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

barack osama

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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