i wish i was a tree !

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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Mexicans working in an office

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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Anti Joke

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