what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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memes

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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Robin, get in the car.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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Sea World Japan.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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