- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

What's funny and arousing? This joke.

What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

I am black.

What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

drugs.

Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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