- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

What's not red? No tomatoes.

What should I name my dog?

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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