Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

A homeless person dies.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

God.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

sixty....eight.

A Banana wrote this...

What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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