What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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What's your name? You tell me.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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Women rights.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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