What's not red? No tomatoes.

What should I name my dog?

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

Women Drivers.

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Haha pizza

go go gadget

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

memes

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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