Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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I LIKE TURLES.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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