- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Women's Basketball.

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

A baby seal walks into a club...

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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