a man walks into a bar.......ouch

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

Covietz has a large penis

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

Mmmmmmm Lemons

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

corey is a nipplepotomus

Nickelback.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

What's gay and gay? Joe

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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