whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

go go gadget

Fruitcake

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

Women rights.

That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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