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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

Knock knock! Yes?

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

your face.

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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