... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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Covietz has a large penis

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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Miscarriages.

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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