What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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I LIKE TURLES.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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God.

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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