Dear John,

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Womens rights.

What do you find....... there's a..........

What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

Where else? The junk yard

what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

what is white and red all over? a ginger

What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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