Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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A ginger rapping.

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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penis

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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George W. Bush

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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two fish are in a tank.

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