What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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steves legs

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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penisface

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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