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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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