Sea World Japan.

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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Women's Basketball.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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lewis bedford

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W.N.B.A.

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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whats better than shoes feet

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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