- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

women's rights

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

A women walks out of a kitchen.

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

Women's Basketball.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

A baby seal walks into a club...

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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