What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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Covietz has a large penis

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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steves legs

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Gadaffi

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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Hi colton

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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Anti Joke

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