What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

Women's Rights

I am really good at math debating

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

steves legs

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Gadaffi

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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