dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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Where else? The junk yard

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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alcoholism kills

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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but there is a road to the super market

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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