- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

Mmmmmmm Lemons

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

God.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

George W. Bush

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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