Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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