- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

What do you find....... there's a..........

wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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