- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

Jewish People

Obama.

Mmmmmmm Lemons

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

Josh kissing a girl

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

Nickelback.

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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