What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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drugs.

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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