Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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Women's rights.

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Punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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your momma's an antijoke

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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