- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Knock knock Come in!

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Josh kissing a girl

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Nickelback.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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