- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

Women rights.

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

Yo mama so fat she died

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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