"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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Your doorbell is broken.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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