What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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