- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

Your doorbell is broken.

Womens rights.

N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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