Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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Write your own

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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okay.....

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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