why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Women Drivers.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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