- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

Knock Knock. Go away!

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

It's your mother, open the door.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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