What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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Pianca going ham

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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Jewish People

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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Obama.

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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I am a real homosexual

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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