- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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