- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

jewish people like other jewish people.

Josh kissing a girl

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

George W. Bush

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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