Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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you are gay

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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lol

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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A van drives into a car.

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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