- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Nickelback.

Google Doodles

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Knock knock! Yes?

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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