what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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Women's Rights

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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penisface

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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