What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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What's your name? You tell me.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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Noah is Smart.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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