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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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Knock knock! Yes?

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you are gay

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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Nicholas Cage

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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