Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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Women's Rights

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Women's rights.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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No.

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Hi colton

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Write your own

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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