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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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