There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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Nicholas Cage

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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French people

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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i fondle myself every night....

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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Anti Joke

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