Hello world

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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no

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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GONNA

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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