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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

What is brown and smells? Poop

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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