- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

women's rights

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

George W. Bush

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

This joke isnt funny.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

Gadaffi

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

I love you.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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