What do you find....... there's a..........

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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alcoholism kills

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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A man buys free health care...

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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My sister has to take a dump

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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Golf.

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haha.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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