what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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Noah is Smart.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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