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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

Fruitcake

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

Mmmm, donuts

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

go go gadget

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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