Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

Yo mama so fat she died

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

W.N.B.A.

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

9:11 make a wish

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