whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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