A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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No.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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Write your own

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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Nicholas Cage

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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a black father

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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