What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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sixty....eight.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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your momma's an antijoke

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chuck norris

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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Anti Joke

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