whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

I LIKE TURLES.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

you wanna hear a joke? no

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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