What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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this website...

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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Noah is Smart.

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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