what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

Adam Sandler.

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

women's rights

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

memes

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

Anti Joke

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