Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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Womens rights.

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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