roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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Josh kissing a girl

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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Google Doodles

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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