Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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American Idol

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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