- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

want to go home? yea

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

your face.

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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