- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

God.

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

Mmmmmmm Lemons

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