whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

God.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Your mum is dead

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Giving birth to the antichrist

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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