- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

I dislike old people.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

Golf.

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

-Knock knock -Come on in!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

Fruitcake

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

Women rights.

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