Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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What should I name my dog?

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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