How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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Golf.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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barack osama

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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What's your name? You tell me.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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