Obama.

Jewish People

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Punchline.

Time flies like a banana.

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Why did the bunny eat his food

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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