Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

What is brown and smells? Poop

sixty....eight.

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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