An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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Mmmm, donuts

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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go go gadget

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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newt gingrich

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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