- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What should I name my dog?

What's your name? You tell me.

What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

what do you call a cup?... a cup

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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