jewish people like other jewish people.

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Josh kissing a girl

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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Google Doodles

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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