What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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Nickelback.

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

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