What break when you talk?

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your momma's an antijoke

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No.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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you are gay

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Nicholas Cage

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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