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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

Women's rights.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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