- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

What's funnier than 24? 25.

When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

When is a joke funny? When you read it.

Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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