Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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Your life That's the joke

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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