You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

I am a real homosexual

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Mmmmmmm Lemons

Punchline.

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

George W. Bush

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Women's Rights

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

Women's rights.

Why did the bunny eat his food

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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