Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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Justin Bieber

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Where else? The junk yard

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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alcoholism kills

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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but there is a road to the super market

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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