A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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Where else? The junk yard

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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haha.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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drugs.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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