What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

whats round and like a ball a ball

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

come along children

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

Haha pizza

What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Teen pregnancy

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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