- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock Come in!

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

I LIKE TURLES.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

I love boobs

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

Don't rape me!

Josh kissing a girl

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

It's your mother, open the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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