Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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