What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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Women's rights.

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Lets make like trees and stand still

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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