- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

why did the man die? he got shot

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

your momma is so old, she has heart problems

What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

whats red white and blue? i dont know

what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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