- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

Womens rights.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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