What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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Go away.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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a banana

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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Anti Joke

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