What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Noah is Smart.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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women's rights

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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a little girl gets raped

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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Go away.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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