What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

I LIKE TURLES.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

Jewish People

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

God.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

oops

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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