Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

Rebecca Black sings a song.

A black person in the NHL

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

you are gay

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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