How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

you are gay

Nicholas Cage

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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