I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

Connor "Rusty" McLeod

When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

haha.

drugs.

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

barack osama

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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