The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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haha.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What should I name my dog?

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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Jokes are funny.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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GONNA

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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