- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

whats better than shoes feet

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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