roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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Mexicans working in an office

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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Dear John,

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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