No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Can I touch it?

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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lol

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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Indeed.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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