Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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Sea World Japan.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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9:11 make a wish

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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