A van drives into a car.

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lol

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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