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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

Sea World Japan.

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

W.N.B.A.

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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