What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What should I name my dog?

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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GONNA

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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Women rights.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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