Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

I LIKE TURLES.

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

One Big Ass Mistake America

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

I love boobs

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

I am a real homosexual

oops

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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