Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

How Long is a Chinese man.

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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