Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

George W. Bush

Google Doodles

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Women's rights.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

No.

your momma's an antijoke

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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