What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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Womens rights.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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Anti Joke

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