- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

I LIKE TURLES.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

Mmmmmmm Lemons

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

God.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

corey is a nipplepotomus

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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