*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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alcoholism kills

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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My sister has to take a dump

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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drugs.

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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