- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

George W. Bush

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

Lets make like trees and stand still

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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