wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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Rob Bell

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Noah is Smart.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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