womens rights!

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

Sea World Japan.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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