What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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What comes after "Q" R

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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