- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

you wanna hear a joke? no

sweaty black guy

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Women's rights.

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