What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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drugs.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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