What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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lololololololololol

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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lol

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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