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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

George W. Bush

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

baby seal walks into a bar

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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