- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

It's your mother, open the door.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Nickelback.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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