what was the dying mans last words? im dying

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

i fondle myself every night....

A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

What do you find....... there's a..........

What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

Where else? The junk yard

When is a joke funny? When you read it.

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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