Nicholas Cage

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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A van drives into a car.

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Womens rights.

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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Your doorbell is broken.

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i fondle myself every night....

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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