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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

Knock Knock Good one...

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

your momma's an antijoke

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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A horse walks into a bar...n

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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