A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

Q: What's the point? A: .

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

Women's rights.

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

Knock knock Come in!

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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