Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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A van drives into a car.

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Dear John,

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Religion

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if it's friday, it must be China

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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knock knock Come in.

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Justin Bieber

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Where else? The junk yard

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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