What's green and wheels? Your mom.

your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Chocolate rain Awesome!

theres a fat guy

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

jewish people like other jewish people.

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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