- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What is 69? A two digit number.

W.N.B.A.

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

you wanna hear a joke? no

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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