- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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