- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Lets make like trees and stand still

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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