What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Golf.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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barack osama

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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