- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

I LIKE TURLES.

How do you leave a man in suspense...

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

jewish people like other jewish people.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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