W.N.B.A.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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Pianca going ham

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What comes after "Q" R

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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