What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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whats better than shoes feet

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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A fat man buys a salad

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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