How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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you are gay

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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