A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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NEVER

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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Real jokes.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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This is not Will Smith.

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Women's Golf

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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