What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

Dear John,

Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

A van drives into a car.

how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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