- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Giving birth to the antichrist

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

Women's Rights

Punchline.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

penisface

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Gadaffi

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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