- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

I LIKE TURLES.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

Pianca going ham

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

What comes after "Q" R

God.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

Nickelback.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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