What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

you wanna hear a joke? no

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

Knock Knock. Go away!

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

It's your mother, open the door.

Your mum is dead

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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