What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

your life

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

Pianca going ham

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

Jewish People

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Obama.

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

One Big Ass Mistake America

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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