How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

Women rights.

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

A women walks out of a kitchen.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Sea World Japan.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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