What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

jewish people like other jewish people.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Nickelback.

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

Why did the bunny eat his food

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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