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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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your face.

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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