- Anti Joke

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent

tim rafter died no one cared

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

Hello world

why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

alcoholism kills

The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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