- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

Golf.

I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

What should I name my dog?

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

Women rights.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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