- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

It's your mother, open the door.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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