yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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Nicholas Cage

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Womens rights.

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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alcoholism kills

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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Anti Joke

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