Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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Women's Basketball.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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