How do you leave a man in suspense...

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

whats better than shoes feet

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

A bar walks into your mother.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Pianca going ham

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

yo mama so fat she's fat

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

why did the chicken cross the road.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

One Big Ass Mistake America

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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