whats better than shoes feet

Pianca going ham

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

A bar walks into your mother.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

yo mama so fat she's fat

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

why did the chicken cross the road.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

One Big Ass Mistake America

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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