There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

Nicholas Cage

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

lololololololololol

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

What do you find....... there's a..........

N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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