A mexican goes to an ATM.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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My sister has to take a dump

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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