- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

Mmmmmmm Lemons

Covietz has a large penis

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

Nickelback.

corey is a nipplepotomus

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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