Mmmmmmm Lemons

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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George W. Bush

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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Women's Rights

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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