What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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