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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

A fat man buys a salad

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

Obama.

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

Giving birth to the antichrist

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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