- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Penis

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

want to go home? yea

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Your doorbell is broken.

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