Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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your momma's an antijoke

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

your face.

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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