Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

George W. Bush

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Women's rights.

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

What break when you talk?

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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