What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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No

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That's unfortunate.

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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Anti Joke

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