... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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your momma's an antijoke

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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Gadaffi

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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