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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

A homeless person dies.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

yo mama so fat she's fat

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Mmmmmmm Lemons

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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