- Anti Joke

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

you are gay

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma's an antijoke

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.