- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

There is a car full of black people.

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

What should I name my dog?

Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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