Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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Anti Joke

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