A baby seal walks into a club...

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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Go away.

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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9:11 make a wish

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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I LIKE TURLES.

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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