haha.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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