why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Women's rights

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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