What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

who farted? umm........that guy.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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