A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

you are gay

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

want to go home? yea

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

Nicholas Cage

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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