Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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