Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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A van drives into a car.

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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Justin Bieber

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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but there is a road to the super market

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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Anti Joke

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