I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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Women rights..

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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Pianca going ham

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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Real jokes.

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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