if it's friday, it must be China

N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

What do you find....... there's a..........

*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

alcoholism kills

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

What's funny and arousing? This joke.

What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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