What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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What's 1+1? 4.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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I dislike old people.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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