- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

Avery has crabs.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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