Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

what is white and sticky? glue.

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

I don't get it

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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