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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

baby seal walks into a bar

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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