Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Women's Basketball.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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Yo mama so fat she died

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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