Punchline.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Women's rights.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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your momma's an antijoke

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

Knock Knock Good one...

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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