- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

Womens rights.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS

Justin Bieber

Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

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