- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

A seal walks into a club.

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

you are gay

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

So dont touch it

knock knock come in

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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