Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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http://www.ladsta.com

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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PENIS

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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