Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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Hello

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Jewish People

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God.

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I love boobs

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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