What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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Women rights.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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memes

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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