What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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You're so straight!

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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nice shorts.

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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Women Drivers.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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What's your name? You tell me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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