- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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two fish are in a tank.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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