"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

Chocolate tastes good.

What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

Whats long and hard? a pole

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

I dislike old people.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

Golf.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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