Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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What should I name my dog?

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Women Drivers.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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