- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

What is brown and smells? Poop

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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