What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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What is brown and sticky?

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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A van drives into a car.

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Anti Joke

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