- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

How Long is a Chinese man.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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