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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

A horse walks into a bar...n

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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