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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Covietz has a large penis

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

Giving birth to the antichrist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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