Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

What is brown and sticky?

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

knock knock come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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