Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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Golf.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Women rights.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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Your life That's the joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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