- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

God.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

It's your mother, open the door.

jack shine has boobs

Your mum is dead

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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