go go gadget

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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Pianca going ham

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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Brett Farve

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Sea World Japan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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