- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

Teen pregnancy

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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