What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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God.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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I came.

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Exactly what?

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