Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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Baseball

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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Lacrosse

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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lol

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9:11 make a wish

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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