Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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Your mum is dead

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666 im christian

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penis that is all

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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