what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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Canada

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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What is brown and sticky?

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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So dont touch it

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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Anti Joke

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