- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

Nickelback.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

Icecream

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

your momma's an antijoke

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

chuck norris

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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