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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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your life

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