Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

What comes after "Q" R

God.

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

Nickelback.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

...and I'm a Mormon.

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