What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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George W. Bush

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What comes after "Q" R

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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