Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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Gadaffi

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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your momma's an antijoke

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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