- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's your name? You tell me.

When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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