- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

barack osama

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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