A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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I LIKE TURLES.

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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God.

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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What comes after "Q" R

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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