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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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haha.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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