the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

jewish people like other jewish people.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

Avery has crabs.

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

Mmmmmmm Lemons

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

Jewish People

Obama.

Josh kissing a girl

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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