- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

Come in

want to go home? yea

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

I can't think of a joke!

why did the man die? he got shot

What is brown and smells? Poop

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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