A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Mexicans working in an office

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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