A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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haha.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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I dislike old people.

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