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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

Guess what? Chicken butt

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

Why did the bunny eat his food

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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