How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

do you know what's so funny? yup

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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