A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

you are gay

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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