- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

A van drives into a car.

BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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