What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

Knock Knock Good one...

Penis jokes.

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

A man walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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