What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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you are gay

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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lol

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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