the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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What's your name? You tell me.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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