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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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