Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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My mom's dead

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