What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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minorities.

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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