Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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A man walks into a bar.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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