what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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newt gingrich

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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