- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

Time flies like a banana.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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