- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Knock Knock. Go away!

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

It's your mother, open the door.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Your mum is dead

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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