A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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women's rights

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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