How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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Anti Joke

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