why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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I dislike old people.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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how does peploe get around they walk

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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