Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Sea World Japan.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

A baby seal walks into a club...

where's waldo? in a picture book.

A women walks out of a kitchen.

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

Yo mama so fat she died

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

lewis bedford

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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