Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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