- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

Hands women baby Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

whats round and like a ball a ball

What's not red? No tomatoes.

barack osama

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

What should I name my dog?

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

Whats long and hard? a pole

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