How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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9:11 make a wish

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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I love boobs

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womans rights

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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im black

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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