- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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