Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

God.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

Mmmmmmm Lemons

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

Obama.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

George W. Bush

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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