wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

A man walks into a bar.

Nicholas Cage

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

Hi poop!

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

knock knock Come in.

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

yo momma is so tall shes tall

The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

What's funnier than 24? 25.

You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

whats red white and blue? i dont know

Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

but there is a road to the super market

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

Chocolate tastes good.

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