What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

Slavery

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

gay marriage.

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