What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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Slavery

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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Hello

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womans rights

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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Men's rights

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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