- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

Time flies like a banana.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

whats better than shoes feet

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

I am a real homosexual

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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