What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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Dozer has a soul

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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