- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

-Knock knock -Come on in!

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

I dislike old people.

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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