- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

minorities.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

what did the duck say to the dog. quack

Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

haha.

why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

Whats long and hard? a pole

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

Golf.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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