what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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haha.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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