Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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Ben Colbert is gay

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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There is a car full of black people.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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