why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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a banana

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Go away.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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