- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

Oliver's friends

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

Guess what? Chicken butt

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

gay marriage.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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