- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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A black person in the NHL

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

. Deez nuts Ok

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

want to go home? yea

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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