Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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What's your name? You tell me.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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Women Drivers.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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Noah is Smart.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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this website...

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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Anti Joke

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