A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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go go gadget

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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