Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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http://www.ladsta.com

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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you are gay

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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