What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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jack shine has boobs

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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shut up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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Anti jokes.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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