What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

Brett Farve

Lacrosse

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

a banana

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

Oliver's friends

whats better than shoes feet

im black

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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