- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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