- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Rebecca Black sings a song.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

A seal walks into a club.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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