- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Your mum is dead

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

I am a real homosexual

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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