Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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I dislike old people.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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Golf.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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Fruitcake

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