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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

what did the duck say to the dog. quack

A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

As a wise man once told me... "natives."

I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

You're so straight!

What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

drugs.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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