Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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I LIKE TURLES.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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Black people

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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whats better than shoes feet

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Tacos

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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