- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

Golf.

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

What should I name my dog?

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

Women rights.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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