Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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there are two hicks named Billy Bob and Joe. Billy Bob decides to go to college so he goes to sign up for classes. The Dean of the school decides to help him out and tells him he will be taking math, writing, and logic. Billy Bob is okay with the math and writing but then asks "what the hell is logic?" The Dean thinks for a moment and then says "Okay for example, do you have a weedwacker?" Billy Bob says "yeah i got a weed wacker" so then Dean says "So that probably means you have a yard." Billy Bob goes "yeah i got a yard" So the Dean says "so if youve got a yard you've probably got a house." Billy Bob goes "hell ya i got a house!" The Dean says "and if youve got a house that probably means you've got a wife." Billy Bob goes "ya! i got a wife" so the Dean says "If you have a wife then that means you are heterosexual" and Billy Bob goes "of course im heterosexual!" So the Dean goes "See Billy Bob, thats logic." Amazed by this, Billy Bob goes back to Joe and starts to tell him about his classes. He explains he will be taking math, writing and logic. Joe is confused so he asked Billy Bob "what the hell is logic!?" Billy Bob thinks for a moment and goes "okay how can i explain this....okay joe, do you have a weed wacker?" and Joe responds "no Billy Bob i dont got a week wacker..." Billy Bob: "I KNEW YOU WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!"

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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Brett Farve

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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Sea World Japan.

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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