- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

How do you leave a man in suspense...

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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