Two women were sitting in silence.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Women Drivers.

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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