whats better than shoes feet

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This is not Will Smith.

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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God.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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beiber i straight

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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(insert Anti-Joke here)

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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I came.

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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Exactly what?

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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Women's Rights

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