A bar walks into your mother.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

why did the chicken cross the road.

yo mama so fat she's fat

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

One Big Ass Mistake America

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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