A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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haha.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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Noah is Smart.

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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