Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

What do you call Obama? - the president

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

how does peploe get around they walk

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

why did the chicken cross the road.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Pianca going ham

I LIKE TURLES.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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