Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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Baseball

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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you are gay

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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