What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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this website...

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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whats better than shoes feet

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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This is not Will Smith.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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I came.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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