How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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but there is a road to the super market

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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Chocolate tastes good.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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I dislike old people.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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