Noah is Smart.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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a little girl gets raped

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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a banana

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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