Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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What is brown and sticky?

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So dont touch it

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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