- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

The glass is half an hour.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

Lets make like trees and stand still

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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