- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Baseball

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

What is brown and sticky?

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Santa Clogged my toliet

A man walks into a bar.

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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