- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom's dead

A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

ur mother

As a wise man once told me... "natives."

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

minorities.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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