The Colts this year.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

A man walks into a bar.

A mexican goes to an ATM.

What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

Anti Joke

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