- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

Noah is Smart.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

I'm gay. Great me too.

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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