knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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Mmmm, donuts

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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