W.N.B.A.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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minorities

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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