Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

Noah is Smart.

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

women's rights

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

W.N.B.A.

DONALD TRUMP DIES

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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