Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

I came.

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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