Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

Knock Knock Good one...

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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your momma's an antijoke

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

knock knock come in

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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