Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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A man walks into a bar.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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