- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

I have no joke. u mad?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

your momma is so old, she has heart problems

A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

My mom's dead

Justin Bieber

Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

Whats the difference........ between a duck?

You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

whats red white and blue? i dont know

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