What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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fart

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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Sea World Japan.

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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