A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Noah is Smart.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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go go gadget

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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