Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

A horse walks into a bar...n

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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