- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

go go gadget

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock Opens Door

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

a little girl gets raped

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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