Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Noah is Smart.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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