?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

Mmmm, donuts

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

Fruitcake

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

I'm gay. Great me too.

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

go go gadget

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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