Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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Where else? The junk yard

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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I am black.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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