Guess what? Chicken butt

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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Men's rights

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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Please don't rape me.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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