Pickle!

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

Pianca going ham

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

do you know what's so funny? yup

Real jokes.

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

666 im christian

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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