- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

Mmmmmmm Lemons

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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