- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Rebecca Black sings a song.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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A seal walks into a club.

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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