you wanna hear a joke? no

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kennah campion... being nice

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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God.

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I am a real homosexual

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Nickelback.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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A fat man buys a salad

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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