- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Write your own

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

lololololololololol

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Dear John,

Womens rights.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

What do you find....... there's a..........

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??