Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Bing

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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Dan O'Driscoll

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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Where else? The junk yard

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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