A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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womens rights!

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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Sea World Japan.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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