- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

Whats long and hard? a pole

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

Golf.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

Child Prostitution.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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