- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

Indeed.

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

I am a real homosexual

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

What comes after "Q" R

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

jewish people like other jewish people.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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