Dan O'Driscoll

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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69

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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haha.

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The WNBA

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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Anti Joke

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