You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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Penis jokes.

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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