- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

Jacob Edwards has friends.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

women's rights

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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