why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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I dislike old people.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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