yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

fart

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

Sea World Japan.

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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