What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

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alcoholism kills

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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but there is a road to the super market

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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