Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

Fruitcake

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Women rights.

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

A women walks out of a kitchen.

A baby seal walks into a club...

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

where's waldo? in a picture book.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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