Chuck Norris died.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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