- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

George W. Bush

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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