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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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Penis

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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you are gay

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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