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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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Steering Wheel Face.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Baseball

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a banana

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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