beiber i straight

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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(insert Anti-Joke here)

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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the WNBA

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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