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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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