What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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Men's rights

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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