your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

W.N.B.A.

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

a banana

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

What is 69? A two digit number.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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