How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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I am a real homosexual

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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