Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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Nicholas Cage

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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Hi poop!

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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hi

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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Dear John,

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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My mom's dead

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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