why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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Noah is Smart.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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women's rights

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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W.N.B.A.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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Herman Cain

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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