- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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