Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

Yo mama so fat she died

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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