- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

gay marriage.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

two fish are in a tank.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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