Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

I don't get it

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

gay marriage.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Jewish People

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

One Big Ass Mistake America

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Hello

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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