- Anti Joke

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

your momma's an antijoke

No.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

Write your own

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

knock knock come in

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

you are gay

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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The Anti Joke Book

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

your momma's an antijoke

No.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

Write your own

*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

knock knock come in

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

you are gay

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.