- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

Connor "Rusty" McLeod

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

Whats long and hard? a pole

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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