- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

yo mama so fat she's fat

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

It's your mother, open the door.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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