Yo mama so fat she died

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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God.

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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Anti Joke

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