A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

Mmmmmmm Lemons

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

Avery has crabs.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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