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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

Lets make like trees and stand still

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

Lets make like trees and stand still

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

. Deez nuts Ok

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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