- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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