- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

I am really good at math debating

Women's Rights

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

penisface

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

i wish i was a tree !

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