Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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Women Drivers.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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Fruitcake

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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Sea World Japan.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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