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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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