DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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Dear John,

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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lol

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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