A women walks out of a kitchen.

where's waldo? in a picture book.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

God.

Anti Joke

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