Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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9:11 make a wish

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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