How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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alcoholism kills

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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