What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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What should I name my dog?

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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memes

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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