What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

steves legs

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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