- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

the joke below me is not an anti joke

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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