Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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9:11 make a wish

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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This post contains NOTHING.

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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Pianca going ham

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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I am a real homosexual

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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