A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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A homeless person dies.

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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Pianca going ham

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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your all shit at jokes

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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