- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

I am black.

Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

I dislike old people.

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

whats round and like a ball a ball

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