- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Jewish People

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

God.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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