- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

I LIKE TURLES.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

Mmmmmmm Lemons

God.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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