- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

George W. Bush

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

Women's rights.

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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