What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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i wish i was a tree !

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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want to go home? yea

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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you are gay

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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