What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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lol

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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Your doorbell is broken.

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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Where else? The junk yard

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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There were three hungry cows in a barn. One day, one of them finds a stick of butter on the ground, and notifies the other cows of his findings. Since the barn was ran like a democracy, the cows decided via 2/3 vote that the winner of the stick of butter should be decided by a checkers tournament. The problem is that there is no good way to run a checkers tournament with three cows because checkers is a one-on-one game. The first cow suggests trying to find another cow to join in so that they could have a bracket-style tournament, but there were only three cows that lived in the barn. The second cow suggests a round-robin style tournament. The third cow informs the second cow that there is a possibility of a tie because each cow can finish with one win and one loss among the two games in a round-robin tournament. The first cow suggests that the round-robin process can be repeated until there is a winner. This joint suggestion was approved by 2/3 vote by the cows. Finally the checkers tournament begins. The first cow says to the second cow, "you butter not beat me at checkers!"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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I dislike old people.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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haha.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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