Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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lewis bedford

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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