How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

your face.

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

Your doorbell is broken.

When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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