- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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W.N.B.A.

What is 69? A two digit number.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

God.

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Jewish People

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

how does peploe get around they walk

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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