Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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Nicholas Cage

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a black father

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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