- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Knock Knock Good one...

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

Write your own

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

okay.....

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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