If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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I love you.

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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penisface

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your momma's an antijoke

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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