Simon Cowell's hair is real.

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

I LIKE TURLES.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

Mmmmmmm Lemons

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

God.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

corey is a nipplepotomus

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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