a black guy leaves prison

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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Pianca going ham

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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jack shine has boobs

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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