When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Lets make like trees and stand still

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

Nicholas Cage

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

Mexicans working in an office

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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