What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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Women Drivers.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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women's rights

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Fruitcake

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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