Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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i wish i was a tree !

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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