- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

My sister has to take a dump

Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

Fruitcake

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

Women rights.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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