Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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W.N.B.A.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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A man is walking down the street when, on the other side, he see's another man, with what appears to be an orange for a head. Unable to contain his curiosity, he approaches and enquires: "Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that you have you have an orange for a head..." "That's right" says the man with an orange for a head. "I met a magical genie one day who granted me three wishes..." "Amazing" says the first man, "Please continue". "Well, for my first wish, I wished I was incredibly rich, and that every day, I woke up in a four-poster bed full of used bank notes, and a statement with twenty zeros". "Did that happen?" askes the first man. "It did indeed", replies the man with an orange for a head. "I'm probably the richest man in the world". "Amazing!" replies the first man. "What did you wish for next?" "For my second wish, I wished to be incredibly attractive to women, and that every day, in my four poster bed full of money, when I awoke, there would be three of the most beautiful, naked women imaginable." "Wow! Did THAT happen?" "Of course! To be honest though, that gets a bit of a bind - walking around is a bit difficult these days, in fact, I'm on my way to pick up some cream." "No way, that's amazing!" says the first man. "What was your third wish?" "Well..." replies the man with an orange for a head, "For my third wish, I wished I had an orange for a head."

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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