Covietz has a large penis

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

George W. Bush

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's gay and gay? Joe

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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