- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Obama.

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

A fat man buys a salad

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

Giving birth to the antichrist

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

A black person in the NHL

Penis

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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