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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

what did the man say to the other man? hi

What's funnier than 24? 25.

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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