what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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Punchline.

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Women's rights.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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penisface

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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