- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

There is a car full of black people.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

What's not red? No tomatoes.

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