Yo mama so fat she died

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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