What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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Small breasts.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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