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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

Knock Knock Good one...

your momma's an antijoke

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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