A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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Obamacare!

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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