What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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womans rights

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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i am predestal

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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