whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

whats better than shoes feet

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

I love boobs

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Josh kissing a girl

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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