- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

What is brown and smells? Poop

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

you are gay

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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