- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

I have read and agree to terms of service.

Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

I dislike old people.

What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

drugs.

Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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