- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

Knock Knock. Go away!

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

Your mum is dead

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

penis

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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