How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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Nickelback.

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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I don't get it

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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Hi colton

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penisface

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your momma's an antijoke

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