- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should I name my dog?

Women Drivers.

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

the joke below me is not an anti joke

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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