Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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Covietz has a large penis

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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penis

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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