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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

whats better than shoes feet

What is 69? A two digit number.

W.N.B.A.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

I LIKE TURLES.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

Anti Joke

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