- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

My sister has to take a dump

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Knock knock -Come on in!

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Women Drivers.

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

Fruitcake

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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