What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

A bar walks into your mother.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

yo mama so fat she's fat

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

One Big Ass Mistake America

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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