What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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whats better than shoes feet

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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