- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

how does peploe get around they walk

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Women

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

Covietz has a large penis

Black people

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

What break when you talk?

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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