Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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No.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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you are gay

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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