- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

I LIKE TURLES.

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

God.

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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