- Anti Joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

No.

your momma's an antijoke

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Write your own

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

knock knock come in

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

you are gay

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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MOAR??

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

No.

your momma's an antijoke

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Write your own

*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

knock knock come in

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

you are gay

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.