What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

Jewish People

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

Covietz has a large penis

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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