Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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There were three hungry cows in a barn. One day, one of them finds a stick of butter on the ground, and notifies the other cows of his findings. Since the barn was ran like a democracy, the cows decided via 2/3 vote that the winner of the stick of butter should be decided by a checkers tournament. The problem is that there is no good way to run a checkers tournament with three cows because checkers is a one-on-one game. The first cow suggests trying to find another cow to join in so that they could have a bracket-style tournament, but there were only three cows that lived in the barn. The second cow suggests a round-robin style tournament. The third cow informs the second cow that there is a possibility of a tie because each cow can finish with one win and one loss among the two games in a round-robin tournament. The first cow suggests that the round-robin process can be repeated until there is a winner. This joint suggestion was approved by 2/3 vote by the cows. Finally the checkers tournament begins. The first cow says to the second cow, "you butter not beat me at checkers!"

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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haha.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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