A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

I don't get it

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

What is brown and smells? Poop

your momma's an antijoke

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

penisface

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

you are gay

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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