What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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There were three hungry cows in a barn. One day, one of them finds a stick of butter on the ground, and notifies the other cows of his findings. Since the barn was ran like a democracy, the cows decided via 2/3 vote that the winner of the stick of butter should be decided by a checkers tournament. The problem is that there is no good way to run a checkers tournament with three cows because checkers is a one-on-one game. The first cow suggests trying to find another cow to join in so that they could have a bracket-style tournament, but there were only three cows that lived in the barn. The second cow suggests a round-robin style tournament. The third cow informs the second cow that there is a possibility of a tie because each cow can finish with one win and one loss among the two games in a round-robin tournament. The first cow suggests that the round-robin process can be repeated until there is a winner. This joint suggestion was approved by 2/3 vote by the cows. Finally the checkers tournament begins. The first cow says to the second cow, "you butter not beat me at checkers!"

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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A man buys free health care...

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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I dislike old people.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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My sister has to take a dump

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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