A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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Hello world

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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no

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Anti Joke

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