What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Sea World Japan.

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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