Women's rights.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

your momma's an antijoke

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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