Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Gadaffi

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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Hi colton

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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