Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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Write your own

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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you are gay

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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Nicholas Cage

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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Mexicans working in an office

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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