Nickelback.

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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penisface

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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