How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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I don't get it

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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your momma's an antijoke

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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