What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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lewis bedford

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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justin littleton. nuff said

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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God.

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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Your mum is dead

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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