- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

I dislike old people.

What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

drugs.

Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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