the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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I LIKE TURLES.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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