- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

Knock Knock Good one...

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