- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

your momma's an antijoke

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

knock knock come in

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

you are gay

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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