the joke below me is not an anti joke

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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Women rights.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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Women's Basketball.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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