- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma's an antijoke

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

knock knock come in

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

you are gay

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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