How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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Lets make like trees and stand still

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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