What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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justin littleton. nuff said

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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God.

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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Your mum is dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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