Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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Women rights.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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Women's Basketball.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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