- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock Opens Door

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

why did the chicken cross the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

you wanna hear a joke? no

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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