- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

George W. Bush

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

Women's rights.

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

What break when you talk?

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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