Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

What should I name my dog?

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

What's your name? You tell me.

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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