What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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What break when you talk?

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No.

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your momma's an antijoke

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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Write your own

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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knock knock come in

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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you are gay

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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