3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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