- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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