- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

A women walks out of a kitchen.

Sea World Japan.

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

What is 69? A two digit number.

W.N.B.A.

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

Knock Knock. Go away!

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