- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

A mexican goes to an ATM.

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

My sister has to take a dump

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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