Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

barack osama

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

Women rights.

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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