What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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What should I name my dog?

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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