Hi poop!

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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lololololololololol

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a black father

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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your face.

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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lol

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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