- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

Hi poop!

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

your face.

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

a black father

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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