- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

Golf.

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

whats round and like a ball a ball

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Women Drivers.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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