- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

9:11 make a wish

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

yo mama so fat she's fat

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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