Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

your momma's an antijoke

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

Gadaffi

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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