Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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haha.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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drugs.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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barack osama

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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69

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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