Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What break when you talk?

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

Knock Knock Good one...

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

okay.....

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

A horse walks into a bar...n

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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