- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

A horse walks into a bar...n

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

knock knock come in

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

lololololololololol

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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