Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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jack shine has boobs

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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your momma's an antijoke

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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you are gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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