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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

want to go home? yea

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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