Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

God.

Covietz has a large penis

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Nickelback.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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