Covietz has a large penis

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

oops

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

George W. Bush

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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