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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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