Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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A man buys free health care...

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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Golf.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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barack osama

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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