ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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Your mum is dead

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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A fat man buys a salad

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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penis

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