- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My sister has to take a dump

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

Golf.

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

whats round and like a ball a ball

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

womens rights!

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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