- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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