What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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