- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

jewish people like other jewish people.

Obama.

I LIKE TURLES.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

Avery has crabs.

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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