How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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