what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

George W. Bush

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

Women's Rights

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

No.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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