Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

Fruitcake

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

Women rights.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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