- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

What do you find....... there's a..........

dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

alcoholism kills

Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

A man buys free health care...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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