Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

Women rights.

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

A women walks out of a kitchen.

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

where's waldo? in a picture book.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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