nice shorts.

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Fruitcake

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Women's rights

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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