Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Women Drivers.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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