What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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women's rights

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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Pickle!

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lewis bedford

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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