A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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