- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What's funny and arousing? This joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

I am black.

What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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