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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

...and I'm a Mormon.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

I don't get it

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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