- Anti Joke

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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pubic lice.

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Baseball

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

your momma's an antijoke

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,