Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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(insert Anti-Joke here)

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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jack shine has boobs

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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