Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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Thumbs this up

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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