roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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justin littleton. nuff said

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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womans rights

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Your mum is dead

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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Obama.

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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