Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Women Drivers.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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Haha pizza

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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