What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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newt gingrich

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9:11 make a wish

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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