- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Nickelback.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

corey is a nipplepotomus

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

Why did the bunny eat his food

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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