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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

your momma's an antijoke

What is brown and smells? Poop

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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