- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Knock knock -Come on in!

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

Women Drivers.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

Fruitcake

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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