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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

How do you leave a man in suspense...

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

W.N.B.A.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

What comes after "Q" R

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

Pianca going ham

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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