Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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There is a car full of black people.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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