Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

steves legs

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Dear John,

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Womens rights.

What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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