A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

One Big Ass Mistake America

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Women

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

George W. Bush

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

What break when you talk?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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