- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

Mmmmmmm Lemons

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

Obama.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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