- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? awkward silence What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? Awkward silence....huh?

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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