I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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I dislike old people.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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drugs.

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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