- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

Mmmmmmm Lemons

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

Obama.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

oops

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

George W. Bush

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