A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Noah is Smart.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

A women walks out of a kitchen.

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Sea World Japan.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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