- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

ur mother

What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

whats round and like a ball a ball

barack osama

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

Women Drivers.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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