What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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you are gay

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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lololololololololol

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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Womens rights.

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Anti Joke

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