A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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God.

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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Your mum is dead

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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