a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

Pianca going ham

What comes after "Q" R

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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