What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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An Irishman stays home

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pubic lice.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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your momma's an antijoke

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Write your own

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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