A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

Gadaffi

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

A horse walks into a bar...n

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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