- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Lets make like trees and stand still

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

Nicholas Cage

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

Mexicans working in an office

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

Womens rights.

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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