Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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hahaha

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Miscarriages.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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.....Carrot Top....

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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Rick Perry.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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My Girlfriend

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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