- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

your face.

a black father

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

Nicholas Cage

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me troll face

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

What do you find....... there's a..........

dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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