Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

A bar walks into your mother.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

yo mama so fat she's fat

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

One Big Ass Mistake America

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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