Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

George W. Bush

Women's Rights

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Lets make like trees and stand still

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A horse walks into a bar...n

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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