- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

Covietz has a large penis

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

penis

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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