What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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you just lost the game!

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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That's unfortunate.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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