Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

Yo mama so fat she died

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What is 69? A two digit number.

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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