- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

whats round and like a ball a ball

A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Women Drivers.

What should I name my dog?

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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