- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

Men's rights

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

The glass is half an hour.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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