- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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