What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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