- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

9/11/01 walks into a bar

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

I am a real homosexual

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Dozer has a soul

Why did the bunny eat his food

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

sweaty black guy

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Men's rights

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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