- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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