Women's rights.

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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you are gay

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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your momma's an antijoke

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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