Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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