What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

want to go home? yea

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

Your doorbell is broken.

Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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