- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

your face.

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

Dear John,

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

Your doorbell is broken.

Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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