- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? awkward silence What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? Awkward silence....huh?

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

Jewish People

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Covietz has a large penis

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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