A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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I can't think of a joke!

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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you are gay

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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your face.

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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