What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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A bar walks into your mother.

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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I LIKE TURLES.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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