Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

Shit.

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

Robin, get in the car.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

newt gingrich

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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