Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

An Irishman stays home

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

your momma's an antijoke

Gadaffi

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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