Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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I am a real homosexual

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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Punchline.

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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