- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

DONALD TRUMP DIES

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

Knock knock It's open, come in.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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