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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

whats round and like a ball a ball

barack osama

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

Women Drivers.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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