-Knock knock -Come on in!

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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Women Drivers.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Fruitcake

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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