- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Go away!

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

God.

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

One Big Ass Mistake America

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

What comes after "Q" R

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

Knock knock Come in!

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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