A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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lol

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Your doorbell is broken.

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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alcoholism kills

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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