- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

George W. Bush

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

What break when you talk?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Knock Knock Good one...

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

A horse walks into a bar...n

knock knock come in

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me troll face

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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