roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

whats better than shoes feet

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

you wanna hear a joke? no

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

What comes after "Q" R

Google Doodles

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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