Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

9:11 make a wish

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

What is 69? A two digit number.

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

yo mama so fat she's fat

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

Pianca going ham

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

I am a real homosexual

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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