Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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What break when you talk?

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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okay.....

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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Write your own

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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knock knock come in

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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