Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Covietz has a large penis

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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penis

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I am really good at math debating

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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