Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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Go away.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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lewis bedford

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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