What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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Yo mama so fat she died

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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