- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

W.N.B.A.

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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