Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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Anti Joke

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