why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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Icecream

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American Idol

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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