whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Anti Joke

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