- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

A black person in the NHL

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

your momma's an antijoke

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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