- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

What comes after "Q" R

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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