Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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lol

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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alcoholism kills

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Anti Joke

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