- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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