Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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