- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

cheese

Women's rights.

Why did the bunny eat his food

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

Women's Rights

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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