- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

Whats long and hard? a pole

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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