What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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