- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

nice shorts.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

Noah is Smart.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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