What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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God is religiously proven to be real

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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