Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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