What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

Mmmmmmm Lemons

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

God.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Covietz has a large penis

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Nickelback.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

What did the mole say? Nothing

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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