- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

George W. Bush

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

What break when you talk?

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

your momma's an antijoke

No.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

knock knock come in

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

you are gay

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