- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Lets make like trees and stand still

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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