What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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My sister has to take a dump

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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