Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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knock knock come in

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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Nicholas Cage

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a black father

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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