What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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i fondle myself every night....

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Slavery lol

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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I dislike old people.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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