What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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sixty....eight.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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