- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

What's your name? You tell me.

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Noah is Smart.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

the joke below me is not an anti joke

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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