Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

Time flies like a banana.

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