Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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