- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

jewish people like other jewish people.

I am a real homosexual

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

Exactly what?

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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