What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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barack osama

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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GONNA

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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Women rights.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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