What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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Your mum is dead

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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Nickelback.

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penis

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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What break when you talk?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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