- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

Women rights.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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