Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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lewis bedford

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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newt gingrich

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a black guy leaves prison

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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69

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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