What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

Where else? The junk yard

What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

Whats the difference........ between a duck?

When is a joke funny? When you read it.

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

Rob Bell

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

I have read and agree to terms of service.

What's funny and arousing? This joke.

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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