What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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