- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

I love boobs

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

Josh kissing a girl

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

It's your mother, open the door.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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