Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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