- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

Haha pizza

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

Women Drivers.

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

A women walks out of a kitchen.

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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