A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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i fondle myself every night....

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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