The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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