How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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lol

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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Indeed.

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Fuck her

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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