Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

I LIKE TURLES.

Pianca going ham

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

Mmmmmmm Lemons

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Covietz has a large penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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