- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

Noah is Smart.

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

go go gadget

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

women's rights

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

I'm gay. Great me too.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

Your life That's the joke

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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