how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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a black father

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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lololololololololol

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Dear John,

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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Anti Joke

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