¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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PENIS

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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Dan O'Driscoll

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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