If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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