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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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