What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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lewis bedford

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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