- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

go go gadget

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Your life That's the joke

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

I'm gay. Great me too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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