- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Gadaffi

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

knock knock come in

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

you are gay

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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