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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

want to go home? yea

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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