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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Your mum is dead

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Please don't rape me.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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