Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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A ginger rapping.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Women's Rights

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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Write your own

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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