What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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Kate

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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Anti jokes are funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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