- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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