What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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