- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Your mum is dead

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

whats better than shoes feet

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

I am a real homosexual

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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