What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

What's your name? You tell me.

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

Mmmm, donuts

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

go go gadget

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

I'm gay. Great me too.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

Shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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