what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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