- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

There is a car full of black people.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

Lets go Detroit Pistons!

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

drugs.

If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

barack osama

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

What's your name? You tell me.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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