What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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God.

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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