A fat man buys a salad

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Obama.

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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