How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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Your mum is dead

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sweaty black guy

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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What comes after "Q" R

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Exactly what?

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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Dozer has a soul

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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Nickelback.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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baby seal walks into a bar

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