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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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alcoholism kills

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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haha.

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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