- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Go away!

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

God.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

A fat man buys a salad

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

Your mum is dead

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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