What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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