Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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