What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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You're so straight!

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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nice shorts.

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Anti Joke

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