A homeless person dies.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

yo mama so fat she's fat

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

Knock Knock. Go away!

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Mmmmmmm Lemons

Women

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

your all shit at jokes

What did the mole say? Nothing

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

jack shine has boobs

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

A fat man buys a salad

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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