- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

Whats long and hard? a pole

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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