Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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haha.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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Women Drivers.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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