Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Dear John,

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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A van drives into a car.

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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