Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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lol

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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alcoholism kills

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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