Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Your doorbell is broken.

What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

alcoholism kills

whats red white and blue? i dont know

Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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