What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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barack osama

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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GONNA

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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Women rights.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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