Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Haha pizza

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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Anti Joke

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