Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Mmmmmmm Lemons

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

oops

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

corey is a nipplepotomus

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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