What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

Pianca going ham

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

Obama.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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