Women's Basketball.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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Yo mama so fat she died

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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W.N.B.A.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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