Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

A man buys free health care...

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

My sister has to take a dump

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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