What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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justin littleton. nuff said

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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Obama.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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Punchline.

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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