Nicholas Cage

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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lol

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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i fondle myself every night....

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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alcoholism kills

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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A man buys free health care...

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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