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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

Your mum is dead

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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