If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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