- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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A van drives into a car.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

i fondle myself every night....

A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

What do you find....... there's a..........

This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

What's funnier than 24? 25.

Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

When is a joke funny? When you read it.

alcoholism kills

Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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