How do you leave a man in suspense...

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whats better than shoes feet

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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I love boobs

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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Josh kissing a girl

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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