Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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Kate

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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