Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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want to go home? yea

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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your face.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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