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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

No.

What break when you talk?

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

knock knock come in

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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