- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

What is 69? A two digit number.

9:11 make a wish

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

justin littleton. nuff said

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

I am a real homosexual

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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