- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

Pianca going ham

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

Obama.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

Jewish People

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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