How Long is a Chinese man.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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