- Anti Joke

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

I am really good at math debating

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

Lets make like trees and stand still

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

...and I'm a Mormon.

I don't get it