Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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cheese

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Women's rights.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Women's Rights

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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