- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

your momma's an antijoke

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

Nicholas Cage

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

Hi poop!

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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