- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

drugs.

barack osama

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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