- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

Obama.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

Punchline.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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