Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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I dislike old people.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Fruitcake

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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Anti Joke

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