a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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George W. Bush

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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What break when you talk?

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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your momma's an antijoke

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No.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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Anti Joke

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