There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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lololololololololol

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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A van drives into a car.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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i fondle myself every night....

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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Anti Joke

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