When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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I dislike old people.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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Fruitcake

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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