I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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who just made fun of katie matt

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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potato farming

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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An Irishman stays home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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