What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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