Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

Yo mama so fat she died

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

why did the chicken cross the road.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

Potato salad

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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