A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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A fat man buys a salad

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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jack shine has boobs

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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