When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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Obama.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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jack shine has boobs

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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