How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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Religion

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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if it's friday, it must be China

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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Guess what? SHADAP

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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