Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

Obamacare!

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

9:11 make a wish

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

One Big Ass Mistake America

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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