An Irishman stays home

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

pubic lice.

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Gadaffi

your momma's an antijoke

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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