Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

God.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

penis

Giving birth to the antichrist

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

George W. Bush

Nickelback.

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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