why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What should I name my dog?

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

Women rights.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

Sea World Japan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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