Women Drivers.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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lewis bedford

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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newt gingrich

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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