- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 69? A two digit number.

9:11 make a wish

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

justin littleton. nuff said

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

I am a real homosexual

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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