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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

What is 69? A two digit number.

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

9/11/01 walks into a bar

Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

Pianca going ham

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

God.

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

Knock Knock. Go away!

arse

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