- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What break when you talk?

No.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

knock knock come in

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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