So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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your momma's an antijoke

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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Your doorbell is broken.

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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Where else? The junk yard

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alcoholism kills

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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