Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

What lives underground? Grandpa

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Women's rights.

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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