Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

newt gingrich

9:11 make a wish

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

justin littleton. nuff said

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

womans rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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