Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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Women rights.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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