option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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Knock knock! Yes?

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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lololololololololol

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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