- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

I am a real homosexual

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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