How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Women's Rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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A ginger rapping.

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Write your own

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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want to go home? yea

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Hi poop!

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Nicholas Cage

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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