Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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Fruitcake

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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69

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9:11 make a wish

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newt gingrich

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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