person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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