whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

Whats long and hard? a pole

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Haha pizza

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

Women rights.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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