Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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God.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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This post contains NOTHING.

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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A fat man buys a salad

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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jack shine has boobs

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Indeed.

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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