your momma is so stupid she failed math class

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

A baby seal walks into a club...

where's waldo? in a picture book.

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

Go away.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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