What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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haha.

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