Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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barack osama

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Shit.

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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