Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

Nicholas Cage

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

i fondle myself every night....

What do you find....... there's a..........

dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

alcoholism kills

Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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