Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

Women rights.

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

9:11 make a wish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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