Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Mmmmmmm Lemons

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

corey is a nipplepotomus

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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