Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

What comes after "Q" R

justin littleton. nuff said

Pianca going ham

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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