Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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Penis

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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anus soup

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NEVER

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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Real jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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