- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

Your mum is dead

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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