- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

your momma's an antijoke

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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