Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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