- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

Knock Knock. Go away!

womans rights

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

Women

What did the mole say? Nothing

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Indeed.

A fat man buys a salad

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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