An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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