Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

Nicholas Cage

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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