- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

What's not red? No tomatoes.

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

Women's Basketball.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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