What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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Women Drivers.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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Haha pizza

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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Fruitcake

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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