- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

God.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Your mum is dead

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

Nickelback.

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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