- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

My sister has to take a dump

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

-Knock knock -Come on in!

A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

Women Drivers.

Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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