- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Slavery lol

"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

I dislike old people.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

What's not red? No tomatoes.

-Knock knock -Come on in!

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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