What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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Women's Basketball.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Go away.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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