Hi poop!

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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if it's friday, it must be China

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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Your doorbell is broken.

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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Where else? The junk yard

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alcoholism kills

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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