What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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but there is a road to the super market

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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