How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

your momma's an antijoke

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

Lets make like trees and stand still

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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