- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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. Deez nuts Ok

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

Knock knock! Yes?

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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