What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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What comes after "Q" R

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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justin littleton. nuff said

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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