I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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Aodhan Hearty

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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Women

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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I am really good at math debating

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Anti Joke

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