Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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My sister has to take a dump

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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Women Drivers.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Fruitcake

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Anti Joke

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