- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

Your life That's the joke

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

a little girl gets raped

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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