Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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This is not Will Smith.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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God.

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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I am a real homosexual

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Women

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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