Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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This post contains NOTHING.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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Aodhan Hearty

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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I am a real homosexual

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(insert Anti-Joke here)

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Anti Joke

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