why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

Whats long and hard? a pole

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

Sea World Japan.

A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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