why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

justin littleton. nuff said

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

Pianca going ham

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

Jewish People

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Obama.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

Covietz has a large penis

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

Indeed.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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