- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

Giving birth to the antichrist

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

want to go home? yea

. Deez nuts Ok

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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