A women walks out of a kitchen.

Women's Basketball.

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

Yo mama so fat she died

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

W.N.B.A.

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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