To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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OGC - tilt your head

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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