Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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Nicholas Cage

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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