- Anti Joke

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

. Deez nuts Ok

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

Knock knock! Yes?

a black father

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