What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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Women Drivers.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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