Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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hahaha

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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Pianca going ham

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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