Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Potato salad

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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