- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

A van drives into a car.

N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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