"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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Slavery lol

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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