What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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