Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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The WNBA

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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barack osama

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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What's your name? You tell me.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Fruitcake

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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Mmmm, donuts

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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go go gadget

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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