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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

Nickelback.

George W. Bush

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Baseball

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

your momma's an antijoke

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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