Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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Hi poop!

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Nicholas Cage

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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