A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Gadaffi

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

A horse walks into a bar...n

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

you are gay

Nicholas Cage

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

Mexicans working in an office

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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