Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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The WNBA

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Women Drivers.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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Fruitcake

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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women's rights

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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