What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

My sister has to take a dump

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

what did the man say to the other man? hi

I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

Women rights.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

the joke below me is not an anti joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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