- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

Women Drivers.

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Fruitcake

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

the joke below me is not an anti joke

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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