- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

Your mum is dead

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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