What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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I dislike old people.

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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drugs.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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barack osama

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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Women Drivers.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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