what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

newt gingrich

9:11 make a wish

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One Big Ass Mistake America

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

yo mama so fat she's fat

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

I am a real homosexual

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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