What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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Knock knock! Yes?

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Hi poop!

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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lololololololololol

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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