- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

My sister has to take a dump

What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

whats round and like a ball a ball

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

Women rights.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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