two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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lewis bedford

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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newt gingrich

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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