- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

I am a real homosexual

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

What did the mole say? Nothing

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

Giving birth to the antichrist

Your mum is dead

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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