Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

newt gingrich

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

9:11 make a wish

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

justin littleton. nuff said

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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