There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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Hi poop!

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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lololololololololol

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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if it's friday, it must be China

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Your doorbell is broken.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Where else? The junk yard

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alcoholism kills

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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