What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

your momma's an antijoke

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

a black father

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

chuck norris

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

Mexicans working in an office

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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