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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

Go away.

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

9:11 make a wish

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

What is 69? A two digit number.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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