What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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