Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

What's 6+2? 16

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

your face.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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