What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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Josh kissing a girl

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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oops

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Women

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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