A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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lewis bedford

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newt gingrich

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What time is it? 10:58

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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