pubic lice.

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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penisface

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Penis

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Come in

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Dear John,

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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