Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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A man buys free health care...

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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My sister has to take a dump

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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