- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

What is 69? A two digit number.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

I am a real homosexual

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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