What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

Sea World Japan.

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

Potato salad

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

9/11/01 walks into a bar

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

A bar walks into your mother.

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