what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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I don't get it

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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two fish are in a tank.

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