- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

I dislike old people.

What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

barack osama

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

Whats long and hard? a pole

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

Fruitcake

the joke below me is not an anti joke

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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