So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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you are gay

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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if it's friday, it must be China

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Dear John,

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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lol

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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Anti Joke

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