What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

One Big Ass Mistake America

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Josh kissing a girl

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

Indeed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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