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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Fruitcake

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

penis

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

newt gingrich

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

A man is walking down the street when, on the other side, he see's another man, with what appears to be an orange for a head. Unable to contain his curiosity, he approaches and enquires: "Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that you have you have an orange for a head..." "That's right" says the man with an orange for a head. "I met a magical genie one day who granted me three wishes..." "Amazing" says the first man, "Please continue". "Well, for my first wish, I wished I was incredibly rich, and that every day, I woke up in a four-poster bed full of used bank notes, and a statement with twenty zeros". "Did that happen?" askes the first man. "It did indeed", replies the man with an orange for a head. "I'm probably the richest man in the world". "Amazing!" replies the first man. "What did you wish for next?" "For my second wish, I wished to be incredibly attractive to women, and that every day, in my four poster bed full of money, when I awoke, there would be three of the most beautiful, naked women imaginable." "Wow! Did THAT happen?" "Of course! To be honest though, that gets a bit of a bind - walking around is a bit difficult these days, in fact, I'm on my way to pick up some cream." "No way, that's amazing!" says the first man. "What was your third wish?" "Well..." replies the man with an orange for a head, "For my third wish, I wished I had an orange for a head."

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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