If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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Penis

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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Nicholas Cage

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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