- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

the joke below me is not an anti joke

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

A women walks out of a kitchen.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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