Hi poop!

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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Your doorbell is broken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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