- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

I don't get it

I am really good at math debating

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

...and I'm a Mormon.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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