What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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lol

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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i fondle myself every night....

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Slavery lol

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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I dislike old people.

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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