Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

roses are red, violets are violet

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

a little girl gets raped

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

666 im christian

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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