Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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What's 6+2? 16

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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