Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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this website...

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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