When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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alcoholism kills

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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A man buys free health care...

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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What should I name my dog?

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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