Women Drivers.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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Go away.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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