Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Lets make like trees and stand still

your momma's an antijoke

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

Hi poop!

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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