Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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you are gay

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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lololololololololol

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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Thumbs this up

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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i fondle myself every night....

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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