- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black father

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

A mexican goes to an ATM.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

i fondle myself every night....

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

whats red white and blue? i dont know

Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

My sister has to take a dump

Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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