A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

Josh kissing a girl

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

knock knock whos there .. derp

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

jack shine has boobs

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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