- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

your momma's an antijoke

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

Hi poop!

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

Nicholas Cage

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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