What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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Obama.

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Josh kissing a girl

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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Punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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the WNBA

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