What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

One Big Ass Mistake America

Josh kissing a girl

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Indeed.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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