- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

What comes after "Q" R

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Pianca going ham

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

justin littleton. nuff said

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

oops

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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