What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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Nicholas Cage

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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Hi poop!

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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a black father

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lololololololololol

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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i fondle myself every night....

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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