What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

pubic lice.

beiber i straight

An Irishman stays home

A black person in the NHL

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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