- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

. Deez nuts Ok

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

Knock knock! Yes?

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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