What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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marble

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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Women Drivers.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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What did you say? I don't know.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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