Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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Potato salad

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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