A man is walking down the street when, on the other side, he see's another man, with what appears to be an orange for a head. Unable to contain his curiosity, he approaches and enquires: "Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that you have you have an orange for a head..." "That's right" says the man with an orange for a head. "I met a magical genie one day who granted me three wishes..." "Amazing" says the first man, "Please continue". "Well, for my first wish, I wished I was incredibly rich, and that every day, I woke up in a four-poster bed full of used bank notes, and a statement with twenty zeros". "Did that happen?" askes the first man. "It did indeed", replies the man with an orange for a head. "I'm probably the richest man in the world". "Amazing!" replies the first man. "What did you wish for next?" "For my second wish, I wished to be incredibly attractive to women, and that every day, in my four poster bed full of money, when I awoke, there would be three of the most beautiful, naked women imaginable." "Wow! Did THAT happen?" "Of course! To be honest though, that gets a bit of a bind - walking around is a bit difficult these days, in fact, I'm on my way to pick up some cream." "No way, that's amazing!" says the first man. "What was your third wish?" "Well..." replies the man with an orange for a head, "For my third wish, I wished I had an orange for a head."

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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