- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

I dislike old people.

Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

What should I name my dog?

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

Whats long and hard? a pole

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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