What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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Haha pizza

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this website...

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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Shit.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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