Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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GONNA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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Women rights.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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