- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats round and like a ball a ball

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

Whats long and hard? a pole

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

Women rights.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock Opens Door

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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