Shit.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

Robin, get in the car.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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