What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

Your life That's the joke

Shit.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

a little girl gets raped

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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