Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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beiber i straight

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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