what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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Women Drivers.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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