Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

the joke below me is not an anti joke

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

A women walks out of a kitchen.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

Sea World Japan.

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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