What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

Mmmm, donuts

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

go go gadget

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

I'm gay. Great me too.

this website...

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

Shit.

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

Robin, get in the car.

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

a little girl gets raped

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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