Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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