- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mmmm, donuts

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

A women walks out of a kitchen.

Noah is Smart.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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