- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

I'm gay. Great me too.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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