A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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