A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Josh kissing a girl

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

knock knock whos there .. derp

jack shine has boobs

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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