Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Nickelback.

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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Google Doodles

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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