A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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this website...

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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josh simpson has cancer

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Women's rights

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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