What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

Nicholas Cage

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

lololololololololol

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

i fondle myself every night....

What do you find....... there's a..........

dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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