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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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Thumbs this up

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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i fondle myself every night....

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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Anti Joke

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