Whats long and hard? a pole

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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