a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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A van drives into a car.

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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Anti Joke

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