Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Women's Rights

thumb_up thumb_down +9

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

thumb_up thumb_down +9

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Nickelback.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

thumb_up thumb_down +7

penisface

thumb_up thumb_down +5

steves legs

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Penis

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

thumb_up thumb_down -3

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops