Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

Fruitcake

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

Women rights.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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