A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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