- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

A bar walks into your mother.

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

Your mum is dead

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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