- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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