If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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Hi poop!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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My sister has to take a dump

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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