- Anti Joke

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

I don't get it

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

...and I'm a Mormon.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.