What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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I dislike old people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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