Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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womans rights

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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Indeed.

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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Obama.

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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Anti Joke

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