What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What should I name my dog?

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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Mmmm, donuts

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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women's rights

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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