- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

Women rights.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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