Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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alcoholism kills

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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