- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

I love boobs

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Josh kissing a girl

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

I am a real homosexual

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

jack shine has boobs

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

It's your mother, open the door.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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