Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What is 69? A two digit number.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

thumb_up thumb_down +21

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

This post contains NOTHING.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

I am a real homosexual

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

thumb_up thumb_down +13

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops