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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

Dear John,

Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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