what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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lololololololololol

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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Thumbs this up

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lol

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A van drives into a car.

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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i fondle myself every night....

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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alcoholism kills

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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Anti Joke

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