Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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I don't get it

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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I can't think of a joke!

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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