A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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drugs.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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Anti Joke

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