- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Your mum is dead

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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