A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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Women's Basketball.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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