the joke below me is not an anti joke

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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