- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

alcoholism kills

Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

whats red white and blue? i dont know

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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