Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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Exactly what?

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Indeed.

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Covietz has a large penis

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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What does a man like. food.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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Anti Joke

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