you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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What break when you talk?

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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Knock knock! Yes?

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