alcoholism kills

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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A man buys free health care...

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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