womans rights

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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Indeed.

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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Obama.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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