you are gay

What color is my lamp? Brown

A horse walks into a bar...n

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

i fondle myself every night....

A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

What do you find....... there's a..........

When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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