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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

What's 1+1? 4.

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

whats round and like a ball a ball

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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