- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

Josh kissing a girl

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

George W. Bush

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

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