Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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Pianca going ham

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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