Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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Haha pizza

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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