A fat man buys a salad

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Women

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

corey is a nipplepotomus

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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your momma's an antijoke

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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