- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

whats round and like a ball a ball

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

barack osama

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

Women Drivers.

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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