- Anti Joke

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Knock Knock Good one...

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

Icecream

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Rebecca Black sings a song.

two fish are in a tank.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

What break when you talk?

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

Anti Joke

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