Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES

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A piece of rope walks into a bar, and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve ropes here." The rope goes into the bathroom, ties himself into a knot, then rubs himself against the walls until his ends are ragged. Then he walks out and says to the bartender: "I'm a frayed knot." The bartender replies, "Right, I see that you've tied yourself into a knot and frayed your ends. So what? What are you trying to prove?" "Well, I...I mean, it was supposed to be a pun, and you were supposed to react like...like it was..." "Look, I thought I was doing you something nice by letting you use the restroom, even though I told you we don't serve ropes here. And then you go in there and rub yourself against the walls or some crazy shit, and probably get them all dirty, and you come out and expect I'm going to give you a drink because of a pun? Is that how you think this works? Get out of my bar before I call the police." The rope slinks out, still tied in a knot, and eventually finds somebody willing to buy a bottle of cheap vodka for him at a liquor store. He never sets foot in the bar again.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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Penis

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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Why Because

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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