why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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Icecream

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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The glass is half an hour.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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