Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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GONNA

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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Haha pizza

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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Fruitcake

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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