What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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women's rights

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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