Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Women

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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