Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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I have no joke. u mad?

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Hi poop!

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Dan O'Driscoll

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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i heart wiener

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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Justin Bieber

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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