Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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9:11 make a wish

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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Anti Joke

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