What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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Anti Joke

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