What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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