- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

Josh kissing a girl

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Indeed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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