what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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lololololololololol

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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your face.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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