Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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