why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

What time is it? 10:58

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

I am a real homosexual

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

A fat man buys a salad

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

jack shine has boobs

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Covietz has a large penis

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

A ginger rapping.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

I don't get it

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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