- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Knock Knock. Go away!

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

What break when you talk?

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

jokes r dumb

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

penis

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

Penis

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

Lets make like trees and stand still

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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