What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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GONNA

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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