- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Can I touch it?

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

Josh kissing a girl

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

Indeed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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