why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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your momma's an antijoke

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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