- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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