What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Pianca going ham

Indeed.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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