What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

jokes r dumb

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

I am really good at math debating

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Men's rights

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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