Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

I don't get it

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

A horse walks into a bar...n

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

What color is my lamp? Brown

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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