Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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I am really good at math debating

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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This joke isnt funny.

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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