What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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Nicholas Cage

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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