knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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a banana

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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69

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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I LIKE TURLES.

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Pianca going ham

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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