I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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this website...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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