Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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9:11 make a wish

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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womans rights

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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