Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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this website...

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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