Women Drivers.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Sea World Japan.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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Go away.

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