a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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Oliver's friends

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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