What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

DONALD TRUMP DIES

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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