Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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Google Doodles

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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