- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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