What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

What's your name? You tell me.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

Haha pizza

Mmmm, donuts

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

Fruitcake

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

I'm gay. Great me too.

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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