- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

A fat man buys a salad

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

Indeed.

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

Covietz has a large penis

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

A ginger rapping.

I don't get it

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

Knock Knock Good one...

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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