Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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Go away.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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