What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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