Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Please don't rape me.

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

...and I'm a Mormon.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

Men's rights

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

Knock Knock Good one...

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

Lets make like trees and stand still

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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