- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

A bar walks into your mother.

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

yo mama so fat she's fat

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

One Big Ass Mistake America

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

Women

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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