throbbing slobber

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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drugs.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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women's rights

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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Your life That's the joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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