I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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Potato salad

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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