- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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What break when you talk?

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

jokes r dumb

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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