What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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knock knock come in

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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a black father

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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