What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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i fondle myself every night....

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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alcoholism kills

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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