Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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pubic lice.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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