What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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drugs.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Mmmm, donuts

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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