what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

how do you stop a train? you cant..

A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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