- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

9:11 make a wish

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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