Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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barack osama

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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What's your name? You tell me.

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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