What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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A fat man buys a salad

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Indeed.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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What break when you talk?

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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penis

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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pubic lice.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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An Irishman stays home

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beiber i straight

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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A black person in the NHL

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Anti Joke

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