nice shorts.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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barack osama

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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