What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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a black guy leaves prison

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A bar walks into your mother.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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9:11 make a wish

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newt gingrich

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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Small breasts.

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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God.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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This post contains NOTHING.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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