- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

Obama.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

A fat man buys a salad

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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