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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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A man walks into a bar.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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A homeless person dies.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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God.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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