The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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I am black.

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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I dislike old people.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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barack osama

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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