What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What comes after "Q" R

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Dozer has a soul

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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Google Doodles

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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(insert Anti-Joke here)

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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Nickelback.

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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