A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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your momma's an antijoke

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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