What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

What has human male genitalia? A human male

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

newt gingrich

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

9:11 make a wish

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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