9:11 make a wish

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

yo mama so fat she's fat

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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