A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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I love boobs

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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I am a real homosexual

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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Women

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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