- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

I have read and agree to terms of service.

What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

what did the man say to the other man? hi

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

Niko isnt a mexican douche

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

The WNBA

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

barack osama

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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