- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

Knock knock. Who's there? gun shot

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