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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where else? The junk yard

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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