- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't get it

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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if it's friday, it must be China

A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

What's funnier than 24? 25.

What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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