What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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My sister has to take a dump

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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