whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

justin littleton. nuff said

*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

Dead babies.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

One Big Ass Mistake America

Can I touch it?

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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