- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Women's rights.

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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