What color is my lamp? Brown

thumb_up thumb_down -3

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

knock knock come in

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Mexicans working in an office

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

thumb_up thumb_down -19

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Justin Bieber

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

69

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops