What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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Mexicans working in an office

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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Anti Joke

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