- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Noah is Smart.

Your life That's the joke

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

Yo mama so fat she died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? awkward silence What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? Awkward silence....huh?

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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