What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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i have 2 penises

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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Obamacare!

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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