Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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Go away.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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whats better than shoes feet

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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