What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

Women Drivers.

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

Whats long and hard? a pole

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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