There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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your momma's an antijoke

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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two fish are in a tank.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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you are gay

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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