Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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Google Doodles

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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Men's rights

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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The glass is half an hour.

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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