- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

Indeed.

Nickelback.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

What did the mole say? Nothing

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

...and I'm a Mormon.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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