Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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A homeless person dies.

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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womans rights

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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Indeed.

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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