What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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Icecream

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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two fish are in a tank.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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What break when you talk?

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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Come in

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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