- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

Oliver's friends

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Your mum is dead

I am a real homosexual

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

Why did the bunny eat his food

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Osama Bin Laden dies.

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