A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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