What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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Dozer has a soul

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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sweaty black guy

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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