One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

Pianca going ham

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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