- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

nice shorts.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

Mmmm, donuts

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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