roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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I don't get it

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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