Your doorbell is broken.

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Where else? The junk yard

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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haha.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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