- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats round and like a ball a ball

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

Whats long and hard? a pole

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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