roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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beiber i straight

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An Irishman stays home

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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This joke isnt funny.

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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