- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

Penis

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

your momma's an antijoke

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Lets make like trees and stand still

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

Hi poop!

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me troll face

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