Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

Women's rights

the joke below me is not an anti joke

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

Sea World Japan.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

What has human male genitalia? A human male

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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