What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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beiber i straight

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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