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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

drugs.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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