- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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A bar walks into your mother.

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

What did the mole say? Nothing

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

What time is it? 10:58

you wanna hear a joke? no

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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