- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it? 10:58

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

I don't get it

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

your momma's an antijoke

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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