Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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Come in

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okay.....

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Knock knock! Yes?

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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a black father

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lololololololololol

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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