Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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I don't get it

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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okay.....

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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you are gay

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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Knock knock! Yes?

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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lololololololololol

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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