Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

What's funnier than 24? 25.

A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

There is a car full of black people.

Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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