When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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