Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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I can't think of a joke!

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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Dan O'Driscoll

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Hi poop!

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I have no joke. u mad?

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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i heart wiener

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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