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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

Knock Knock. Go away!

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Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the sea, this captain and his crew were always in danger of being boarded by pirates from a pirate ship. One day while they were sailing, they saw that a pirate ship had sent a boarding party to try and board their ship. The crew became worried, but the Captain was calm. He bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!" The First Mate quickly got the Captain's red shirt, which the captain put on. Then he led his crew into battle against the mean pirates. Although there were some casualties among the crew, the pirates were defeated. Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending two boarding parties towards their ship. The crew was nervous, but the Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!" And once again the battle was on! The Captain and his crew fought off the boarding parties, though this time more casualties occurred. Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's events when an ensign looked at the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?" The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, explained, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the blood, so you men will continue to fight unafraid." The men sat in silence. They were amazed at the courage of such a man. As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to the Captain, their leader, for his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, 'Bring me my white flag!"

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Look Down Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

A horse walks into a bar...n

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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