- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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