Robin, get in the car.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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Go away.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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Anti Joke

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