A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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A bar walks into your mother.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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