Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

what did the duck say to the dog. quack

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

Noah is Smart.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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women's rights

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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