- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

. Deez nuts Ok

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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