- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

What's 1+1? 4.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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