why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

Knock Knock Good one...

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

sixty....eight.

What break when you talk?

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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