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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God.

jewish people like other jewish people.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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