Yo mama so fat she died

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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