What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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What's 1+1? 4.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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