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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

Two women were sitting in silence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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