Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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I am black.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Mmmm, donuts

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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