- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

the WNBA

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

Men's rights

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

two fish are in a tank.

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

Icecream

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

So a baby seal walks into a club

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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