Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

A fat man buys a salad

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Covietz has a large penis

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

A ginger rapping.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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