Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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you are gay

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Nicholas Cage

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Dear John,

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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lol

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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alcoholism kills

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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A man buys free health care...

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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