- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

sweaty black guy

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

I love boobs

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

Dozer has a soul

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

George W. Bush

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Nickelback.

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