Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Exactly what?

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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George W. Bush

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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Men's rights

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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sixty....eight.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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