Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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Dear John,

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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Anti Joke

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