- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

Whats the difference........ between a duck?

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

what is brown and sticky? a stick

Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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