Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

GONNA

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

Women rights.

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

the joke below me is not an anti joke

Women's rights

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

newt gingrich

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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