Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

What break when you talk?

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why were corners made? For crying.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Lets make like trees and stand still

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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