- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

-Knock knock -Come on in!

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

Women Drivers.

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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