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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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Go away.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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9:11 make a wish

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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