- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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