what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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pubic lice.

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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penisface

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Penis

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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Come in

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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Dear John,

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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