Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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Dear John,

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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