It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

amy copied adams haircut :0

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

Sea World Japan.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

Potato salad

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

Guess what? Chicken butt

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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