Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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