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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

how does peploe get around they walk

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

Covietz has a large penis

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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