Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

A ginger rapping.

jokes r dumb

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Dallas Cowboys

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

PENIS

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

What color is my lamp? Brown

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

how do you stop a train? you cant..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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