how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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alcoholism kills

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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I am black.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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