what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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What does a man like. food.

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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