- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

Josh kissing a girl

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

I am a real homosexual

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

knock knock whos there .. derp

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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