why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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haha.

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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Fruitcake

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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