What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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Sea World Japan.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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Potato salad

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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