A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

9/11/01 walks into a bar

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

yo mama so fat she's fat

A homeless person dies.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

womans rights

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

Knock Knock. Go away!

One Big Ass Mistake America

Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

Indeed.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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