the joke below me is not an anti joke

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Go away.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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lewis bedford

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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9:11 make a wish

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