yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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lololololololololol

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

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alcoholism kills

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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