Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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I am a real homosexual

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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Women

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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pubic lice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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