- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Obama.

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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