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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

A horse walks into a bar...n

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

What color is my lamp? Brown

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

your face.

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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