A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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(insert Anti-Joke here)

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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I am a real homosexual

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Women

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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