- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

I dislike old people.

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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