What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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whats gay ? you

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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