Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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I dislike old people.

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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barack osama

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Anti Joke

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