A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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