- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

What comes after "Q" R

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

Covietz has a large penis

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

What did the mole say? Nothing

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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