Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

penis

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

newt gingrich

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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