- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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