What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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a little girl gets raped

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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25

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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anus soup

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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