Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

Women Drivers.

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Real jokes.

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

Fruitcake

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

the joke below me is not an anti joke

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

Women's rights

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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