What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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Josh kissing a girl

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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Indeed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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