the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Go away.

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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A man is walking down the street when, on the other side, he see's another man, with what appears to be an orange for a head. Unable to contain his curiosity, he approaches and enquires: "Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that you have you have an orange for a head..." "That's right" says the man with an orange for a head. "I met a magical genie one day who granted me three wishes..." "Amazing" says the first man, "Please continue". "Well, for my first wish, I wished I was incredibly rich, and that every day, I woke up in a four-poster bed full of used bank notes, and a statement with twenty zeros". "Did that happen?" askes the first man. "It did indeed", replies the man with an orange for a head. "I'm probably the richest man in the world". "Amazing!" replies the first man. "What did you wish for next?" "For my second wish, I wished to be incredibly attractive to women, and that every day, in my four poster bed full of money, when I awoke, there would be three of the most beautiful, naked women imaginable." "Wow! Did THAT happen?" "Of course! To be honest though, that gets a bit of a bind - walking around is a bit difficult these days, in fact, I'm on my way to pick up some cream." "No way, that's amazing!" says the first man. "What was your third wish?" "Well..." replies the man with an orange for a head, "For my third wish, I wished I had an orange for a head."

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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