Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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Women rights.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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