What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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