What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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whats gay ? you

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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whats better than shoes feet

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Dead babies.

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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