- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

yo mama so fat she's fat

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

I am a real homosexual

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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