- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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