Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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Sea World Japan.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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