What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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Nicholas Cage

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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