- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

An Irishman stays home

pubic lice.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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