OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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Women's sports.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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Black Poeple

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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