Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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I am really good at math debating

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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