Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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Baseball

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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Gadaffi

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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you are gay

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Knock knock! Yes?

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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Anti Joke

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