Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

okay.....

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

A horse walks into a bar...n

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

. Deez nuts Ok

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

A mexican goes to an ATM.

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

who farted? umm........that guy.

A van drives into a car.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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