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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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lololololololololol

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

A horse walks into a bar...n

What color is my lamp? Brown