the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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newt gingrich

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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