What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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i fondle myself every night....

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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alcoholism kills

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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I dislike old people.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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