What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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I dislike old people.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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drugs.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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