- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

Fruitcake

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

This is not Will Smith.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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