No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

newt gingrich

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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