you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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What break when you talk?

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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