Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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A ginger rapping.

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jokes r dumb

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Dallas Cowboys

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Come in

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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PENIS

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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