A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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lol

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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A van drives into a car.

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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i fondle myself every night....

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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