Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

Lets make like trees and stand still

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

. Deez nuts Ok

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

knock knock come in

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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