What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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if it's friday, it must be China

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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alcoholism kills

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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drugs.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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