- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Obama.

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Women

A fat man buys a salad

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

corey is a nipplepotomus

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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