- Anti Joke

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

Lets make like trees and stand still

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

What break when you talk?

jokes r dumb