What comes after "Q" R

justin littleton. nuff said

Pianca going ham

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Josh kissing a girl

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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