#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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Bing

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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lololololololololol

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Hi poop!

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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Your doorbell is broken.

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Where else? The junk yard

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