What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

...and I'm a Mormon.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

your momma's an antijoke

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

two fish are in a tank.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

A horse walks into a bar...n

What color is my lamp? Brown

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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