Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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I don't get it

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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