Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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penis

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Indeed.

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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Obama.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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A ginger rapping.

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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