What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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