How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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A ginger rapping.

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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What break when you talk?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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Baseball

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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