- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me troll face

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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