If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Anti Joke

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