why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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Yo mama so fat she died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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