Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Knock knock! Yes?

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you are gay

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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your face.

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Dear John,

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Mexicans working in an office

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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