What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

What has human male genitalia? A human male

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

9:11 make a wish

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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