God.

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Women

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Nickelback.

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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Women's Rights

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