What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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