Obamacare!

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

What comes after "Q" R

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

God.

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

Indeed.

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