What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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W.N.B.A.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Oliver's friends

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Black people are clen.

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