What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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I am a real homosexual

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Your mum is dead

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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George W. Bush

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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