- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

Haha pizza

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

penis

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

Your life That's the joke

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

a little girl gets raped

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

Robin, get in the car.

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