What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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A man buys free health care...

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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My sister has to take a dump

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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drugs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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