Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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My sister has to take a dump

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I dislike old people.

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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barack osama

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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Anti Joke

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