whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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womans rights

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Jewish People

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the sea, this captain and his crew were always in danger of being boarded by pirates from a pirate ship. One day while they were sailing, they saw that a pirate ship had sent a boarding party to try and board their ship. The crew became worried, but the Captain was calm. He bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!" The First Mate quickly got the Captain's red shirt, which the captain put on. Then he led his crew into battle against the mean pirates. Although there were some casualties among the crew, the pirates were defeated. Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending two boarding parties towards their ship. The crew was nervous, but the Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!" And once again the battle was on! The Captain and his crew fought off the boarding parties, though this time more casualties occurred. Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's events when an ensign looked at the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?" The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, explained, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the blood, so you men will continue to fight unafraid." The men sat in silence. They were amazed at the courage of such a man. As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to the Captain, their leader, for his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, 'Bring me my white flag!"

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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