What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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