Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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penis

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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Your life That's the joke

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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a little girl gets raped

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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