Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

Whats long and hard? a pole

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

Noah is Smart.

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

Fruitcake

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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