- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

I dislike old people.

What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

What's not red? No tomatoes.

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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