What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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your momma's an antijoke

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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