What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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lewis bedford

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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