A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

want to go home? yea

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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