- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

The size of Idris Elba's penis

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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