No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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