a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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barack osama

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The WNBA

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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