Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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What comes after "Q" R

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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Covietz has a large penis

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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Indeed.

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oops

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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