why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

justin littleton. nuff said

Pianca going ham

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

Jewish People

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Obama.

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

Josh kissing a girl

Covietz has a large penis

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

This post contains NOTHING.

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

Women

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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