Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Gadaffi

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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you just lost the game!

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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Anti Joke

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