Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Go away.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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lewis bedford

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