Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

A fat man buys a salad

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

corey is a nipplepotomus

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

your momma's an antijoke

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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