How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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George W. Bush

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Nickelback.

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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Baseball

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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Hi poop!

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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Anti Joke

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