- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Josh kissing a girl

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

knock knock whos there .. derp

Women

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

jack shine has boobs

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

I am really good at math debating

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Baseball

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