- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

What's funnier than 24? 25.

Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

what did the man say to the other man? hi

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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