Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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beiber i straight

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An Irishman stays home

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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lol

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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