What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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Fruitcake

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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Go away.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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