Obamacare!

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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your life

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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hahaha

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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Can I touch it?

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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