Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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Nickelback.

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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I don't get it

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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