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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

I dislike old people.

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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