No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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newt gingrich

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Obamacare!

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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