Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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Your life That's the joke

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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penis

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Noah is Smart.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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