When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

I don't get it

pubic lice.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

No.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

two fish are in a tank.

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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