what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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i fondle myself every night....

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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alcoholism kills

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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