Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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Write your own

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Want to hear an anti-joke?

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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Nicholas Cage

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Hi poop!

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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a black father

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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