a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

. Deez nuts Ok

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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