a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Women

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penis

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Nickelback.

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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