What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

I don't get it

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

...and I'm a Mormon.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

I am really good at math debating

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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