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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

Go away.

A baby seal walks into a club...

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

whats better than shoes feet

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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