- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

What comes after "Q" R

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

God.

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

oops

Indeed.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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