What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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OGC - tilt your head

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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