but there is a road to the super market

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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