- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

Whats long and hard? a pole

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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