A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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Haha pizza

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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Women rights.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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Anti Joke

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