- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

Whats long and hard? a pole

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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