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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

justin littleton. nuff said

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

Josh kissing a girl

Covietz has a large penis

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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