- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

whats red white and blue? i dont know

why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

what did the man say to the other man? hi

Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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