- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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