- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

I am really good at math debating

Baseball

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Gadaffi

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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