Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

Women rights.

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

amy copied adams haircut :0

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

Sea World Japan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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