A man is walking down the street when, on the other side, he see's another man, with what appears to be an orange for a head. Unable to contain his curiosity, he approaches and enquires: "Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that you have you have an orange for a head..." "That's right" says the man with an orange for a head. "I met a magical genie one day who granted me three wishes..." "Amazing" says the first man, "Please continue". "Well, for my first wish, I wished I was incredibly rich, and that every day, I woke up in a four-poster bed full of used bank notes, and a statement with twenty zeros". "Did that happen?" askes the first man. "It did indeed", replies the man with an orange for a head. "I'm probably the richest man in the world". "Amazing!" replies the first man. "What did you wish for next?" "For my second wish, I wished to be incredibly attractive to women, and that every day, in my four poster bed full of money, when I awoke, there would be three of the most beautiful, naked women imaginable." "Wow! Did THAT happen?" "Of course! To be honest though, that gets a bit of a bind - walking around is a bit difficult these days, in fact, I'm on my way to pick up some cream." "No way, that's amazing!" says the first man. "What was your third wish?" "Well..." replies the man with an orange for a head, "For my third wish, I wished I had an orange for a head."

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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a black guy leaves prison

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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This post contains NOTHING.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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