Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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your momma's an antijoke

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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Nicholas Cage

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you are gay

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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Dear John,

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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alcoholism kills

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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