what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

thumb_up thumb_down +40

What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

thumb_up thumb_down +36

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +32

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

thumb_up thumb_down +32

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Pickle!

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops