a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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What comes after "Q" R

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A man walks into a bar.

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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(insert Anti-Joke here)

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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