Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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Come in

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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Nicholas Cage

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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a black father

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lololololololololol

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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