- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

drugs.

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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