- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

What did the mole say? Nothing

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

Women

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

A fat man buys a salad

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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This joke isnt funny.

Baseball

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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