Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

a little girl gets raped

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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