Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

What color is my lamp? Brown

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

A horse walks into a bar...n

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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