- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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