Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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Go away.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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(insert Anti-Joke here)

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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I am a real homosexual

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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