you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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What break when you talk?

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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okay.....

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Dear John,

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