An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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