Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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two fish are in a tank.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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