What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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I dislike old people.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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barack osama

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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nice shorts.

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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