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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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