Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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I don't get it

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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knock knock come in

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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