why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

yo mama so fat she's fat

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

One Big Ass Mistake America

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

knock knock whos there .. derp

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Women

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

...and I'm a Mormon.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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