Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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your life

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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Oliver's friends

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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Dead babies.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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God.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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