- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

An Irishman stays home

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Penis

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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