Fruitcake

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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Noah is Smart.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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Go away.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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Your life That's the joke

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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newt gingrich

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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