What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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