- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

What did the mole say? Nothing

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

...and I'm a Mormon.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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