Slavery lol

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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