- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Josh kissing a girl

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

Women

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

corey is a nipplepotomus

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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