Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Go away.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

whats better than shoes feet

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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