roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

A baby seal walks into a club...

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

Go away.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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lewis bedford

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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