a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

Baseball

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Lets make like trees and stand still

Penis

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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