What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Mmmm, donuts

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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this website...

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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