Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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