What did the mole say? Nothing

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

...and I'm a Mormon.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

I don't get it

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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