Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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Women

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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