3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

the joke below me is not an anti joke

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

A baby seal walks into a club

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

9:11 make a wish

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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