What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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Haha pizza

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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Fruitcake

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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