- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

Obama.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Women

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

A fat man buys a salad

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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