What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Yo mama so fat she died

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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whats better than shoes feet

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Oliver's friends

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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W.N.B.A.

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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A man walks into a bar.

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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