Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

newt gingrich

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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