- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Whats long and hard? a pole

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

Fruitcake

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

Go away.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

Your life That's the joke

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