Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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your all shit at jokes

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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God is religiously proven to be real

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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