why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

justin littleton. nuff said

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

Jewish People

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

Obama.

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

Josh kissing a girl

Covietz has a large penis

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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This post contains NOTHING.

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

Indeed.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

Women

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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