What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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newt gingrich

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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