Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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Hitler

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lol

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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I dislike old people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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