you are gay

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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your face.

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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Dear John,

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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Womens rights.

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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Anti Joke

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