What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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Women's rights

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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