you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

I don't get it

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

What color is my lamp? Brown

A horse walks into a bar...n

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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