- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dislike old people.

what did the man say to the other man? hi

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

drugs.

nice shorts.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

barack osama

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

the joke below me is not an anti joke

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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