?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

milly, milly, milly, cat

Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

9/11/01 walks into a bar

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

your all shit at jokes

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

Lacrosse

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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