Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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penis

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Your life That's the joke

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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Noah is Smart.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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