- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

knock knock whos there .. derp

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

...and I'm a Mormon.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

Rebecca Black sings a song.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

What break when you talk?

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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