Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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Shit.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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whats better than shoes feet

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9:11 make a wish

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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