Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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