Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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Got milk? No.

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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