What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

^that joke's not funny

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

Two women were sitting in silence.

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

Anti jokes are funny

this website...

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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