Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

Fruitcake

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Women's rights

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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