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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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