What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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This joke isnt funny.

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Google Doodles

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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Write your own

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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your momma's an antijoke

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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