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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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