What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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Bing

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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