What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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