What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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penis

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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jokes r dumb

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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I am really good at math debating

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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I don't get it

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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Men's rights

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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