A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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Nicholas Cage

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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alcoholism kills

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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A man buys free health care...

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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