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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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