There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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