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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

yo mama so fat she's fat

What time is it? 10:58

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

justin littleton. nuff said

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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