There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Women's Rights

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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