Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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What does a man like. food.

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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want to go home? yea

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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Hi poop!

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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