Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

a black father

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

Slavery lol

What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

alcoholism kills

Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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