Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Sea World Japan.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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A man is walking down the street when, on the other side, he see's another man, with what appears to be an orange for a head. Unable to contain his curiosity, he approaches and enquires: "Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that you have you have an orange for a head..." "That's right" says the man with an orange for a head. "I met a magical genie one day who granted me three wishes..." "Amazing" says the first man, "Please continue". "Well, for my first wish, I wished I was incredibly rich, and that every day, I woke up in a four-poster bed full of used bank notes, and a statement with twenty zeros". "Did that happen?" askes the first man. "It did indeed", replies the man with an orange for a head. "I'm probably the richest man in the world". "Amazing!" replies the first man. "What did you wish for next?" "For my second wish, I wished to be incredibly attractive to women, and that every day, in my four poster bed full of money, when I awoke, there would be three of the most beautiful, naked women imaginable." "Wow! Did THAT happen?" "Of course! To be honest though, that gets a bit of a bind - walking around is a bit difficult these days, in fact, I'm on my way to pick up some cream." "No way, that's amazing!" says the first man. "What was your third wish?" "Well..." replies the man with an orange for a head, "For my third wish, I wished I had an orange for a head."

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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Obamacare!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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9:11 make a wish

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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