- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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