- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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