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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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Penis

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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