- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

what did the man say to the other man? hi

Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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