what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Fruitcake

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Women rights.

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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Anti Joke

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