Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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lewis bedford

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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Anti Joke

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