What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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