Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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This post contains NOTHING.

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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