your mother is so lesbian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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Kim Kardashian.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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It's your mother, open the door.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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